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Captain Chaos

@Pimpin_Pirate

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Joined February 2010
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@Ryan_James_D1 @AShatteredPoet @ellis_family1st @TheRichFromCali We can team up on missions to annoy the Kool Aid cult and their tangerine messiah 😁
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@Ryan_James_D1 @AShatteredPoet @ellis_family1st @TheRichFromCali They probably think oxygen is a mind altering chemical that is being dumped on humanity to turn the frogs gay or something🤣 Sadly I need to take off. It's 6am and I've been up for about 24 hours now. It's been wonderful talking with you. Feel free to message me anytime.
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Captain Chaos
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That's a good question. Hey Elon, are we going to have a talk with Donald about how this is an unnecessary tax payer expense and is wasteful government spending?
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Joe G
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Is ⁦@DOGE⁩ going to prevent this unnecessary expense?
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@Ryan_James_D1 @AShatteredPoet @ellis_family1st @TheRichFromCali All of this! I've actually run into a few that don't even believe FOX anymore. They're now deep diving into really crazy conspiracy shit that makes Tucker Carlson look like a humanitarian. It's madness.
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@Ryan_James_D1 @AShatteredPoet @ellis_family1st @TheRichFromCali They don't think anyone that isn't lily white is even human. It's almost like they never made it to 4th grade science class. I ran into a couple on FB that were arguing their hearts out that the different races are all different species. This is why we need the Dept. of Edu.
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RT @MAGACult2: We’ll call this one how Donald Trump hoodwinked farmers, again.
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Eww. Just eww. I'm honestly surprised the girl in green didn't puke on his stupid pink tie.
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Morgan J. Freeman
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USAID just paid $20M to have this video posted!
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RT @MarinaPurkiss: What kind of psychotic tyrant takes over an arts and culture centre?
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@Ryan_James_D1 @AShatteredPoet @ellis_family1st @TheRichFromCali I've honestly started telling them to go outside and apologize to the trees for wasting all the oxygen they worked so hard creating.
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@Ryan_James_D1 @AShatteredPoet @ellis_family1st @TheRichFromCali I know a few that are just as disgusted with things as we are. Some even started off as Maga back in the first term. Thankfully they too prefer having discussions and the willingness to listen. Now they are so anti everything Trump. It's a beautiful thing.
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@krassenstein Took them long enough. That is my thought. This should have never happened in the first place.
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RT @krassenstein: BREAKING: U.S. District Judge Engelmayer just blocked Elon Musk & DOGE from accessing the Treasury payment system and ord…
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@Ryan_James_D1 @AShatteredPoet @ellis_family1st @TheRichFromCali It's all good. I'm glad we were able to clear things up as we really are on the same page. We might have some differences of opinion, but the world would be boring if everyone agreed on everything.
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Captain Chaos
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@Ryan_James_D1 @AShatteredPoet @ellis_family1st @TheRichFromCali Me too! I honestly think it's funny that they would rather block me then have an actual conversation. I'm all for talk and discussion, obviously. But so many are just stuck in the deep end of the Kool Aid pool that they can't deal with the fact that they just might be wrong.
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Captain Chaos
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@Ryan_James_D1 @AShatteredPoet @ellis_family1st @TheRichFromCali Got it! It's a possum every hour, not every day lol
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Captain Chaos
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@Ryan_James_D1 @AShatteredPoet @ellis_family1st @TheRichFromCali Let me see if I can find it, one second.
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@Ryan_James_D1 @AShatteredPoet @ellis_family1st @TheRichFromCali Yeah, they're not a big fan of me either. I keep ruining their vibe with science, facts and mostly proper grammar. I've gotten quite a lot of.. interesting messages and comments from the Maga crowd. It's been entertaining at least.
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@Ryan_James_D1 @AShatteredPoet @ellis_family1st @TheRichFromCali Right? I started here just for goofy stuff and to get the hell away from Facebook. And now this place is a mad house. Can I recommend "Possum a day"? Adorable opossum pictures all day, nothing else. It makes the feeds just a bit more pleasant.
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