On Monday it will be my one year Happiversary of the day I came to live with my mummy & daddy! I only meant to foster them at first, but then I could see how much they needed me, so I decided to stay. 🧡
#BestYearEver
#PicklesHappiversary
Happy Birthday, my daddy! I only had 45p to spend but a bag of Dreamies costs £1, so I’m giving you 0.45 of one of my bags! And the good news is you don’t like them so I’ll eat them for you! ♥️
#BestDaddyEver
#IsItSnacktimeYet
Two years ago today I came to live in this house & discovered my mummy & daddy had been here all along! Every day for the past 730 days has been the Best. Day. Ever!!!! If you want to celebrate with me you can donate to
@FelineFriendsUK
who saved me!
#PicklesGotchaDay
My mummy was worried I was under the weather this morning - I didn’t wake her up till 6.30 & I only ate half my breakfast! So she gave me extra cuddles. Then she discovered I may or may not have worked out how to get the lid off my dry food tin in the night. I’m saying nothing
This is a public service announcement: my mummy weighed me this morning and I was 10 and a 1/4 pounds. I think I’m wasting away. Send help. And food. Mostly food.
So I was Nurse Pickle all night! Love Bombed mummy at 2am, then stared right in her face with a concerned expression till about 4. Then she fell asleep but I still woke her up at 5 in case she needed anything. I’m on my break now.
Dear Diary, My recent Happiversary has set me to pondering my great good fortune. I am risen from a guttersnipe to a little Hampstead cat with all the benefits that elevated status brings. I have amassed a great fortune (£2.43) but I could use a few more snacks to be honest.
I may not be a traditional beauty. I’m just a tabby with one tortoiseshell leg. I’m a bit of a dumpling so people tell me. There’s a splodge on my nose. But I have a big heart made of pure love. Actually, screw all that. I just looked in the mirror & I’m stunning! Wowzers.
Good news from the vet man! My tooth doesn’t need anything doing to it unless it goes grey at any point in which case it might have to come out. But, for now it’s fine.
So ‘The Vet’ lady thinks I’m between 1.5 and 3 years old, so we have decided I was 2 and 1/4 on the day I came home, meaning my official birthday is July 4th! She stuck some jabby thing in me, put some chips in with my address on & trimmed my nails! I was a very good girl.
Every time my daddy sits down to eat at the table I play the same joke on him! Every time!! I run to get to his chair before him & sit on it. Then, when he pulls another chair over I lie across them both!! It’s hilarious!!! I might get a job as a comedian! It’s easy apparently!
“Within 1 day, it got on my lap and looked at me and I went, ‘We’re keeping it!’”
@rickygervais
on his foster cat that turned into a permanent family member! 🐱
#FallonTonight
Dear Daddy, thank you for ‘saving’ me from the wasp I was about to eat. Next time I see you with a glass of wine I’ll be sure to throw it out of the window too, because it’s ‘bad for you’
Well today started off brilliantly! It is absolutely not true that just after this my mum had to get on a chair & rescue me because I was stuck. Absolutely not true.
#PicklesAdventures
I think my new mum & dad’s ‘28 day returns, no questions asked’ policy is up today so I am being extra cute so they won’t exchange me for another kitty!
I’m cross! My mummy & daddy had a few friends over yesterday & they got VERY TIPSY & they didn’t go to bed till HALF PAST 12!! They were all wobbly & I thought one of them might tread on me! Then my mummy didn’t get up till HALF PAST 7!!! I’m not speaking to them!
Happy 1st Mummy’s Day my mum! I couldn’t afford to buy you a present on 25p pocket money a week, so I’m giving you some of my favourite photos of us. When’s lunch? ♥️♥️♥️