Thinking about how 2008 was really 17 years ago

@isaiah_bb How Elon talks to other people behind closed doors

@lietogirlsfwd Praise be with her amen

This is what it feels like to make eye contact with people

@pajamamon Which one is the eunuch?

@Acyn We’re gonna need more Luigi’s

RT @Acyn: Garcia: I find it ironic that Marjorie Taylor Greene is in charge of running this committee. In the last congress she literally s…

RT @soggybrocoli: when i was in 3rd grade i wrote a junie b jones fan fiction where she went on a class trip to paris and revealed she was…

RT @atrupar: Marjorie Taylor Greene tries to shut down Jasmine Crockett as Crockett points out that Elon Musk admitted yesterday to lying h…

RT @TristanSnell: CFPB - closed USAID - closed Medicaid - under attack NIH cancer funding - frozen Department of Education - under attack…

RT @RepCasar: How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million. How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65 Guess…

@bethbourdon I have a mental illness and I need to make it everyone else’s problem

@_todayinthelife Gonna show this picture to my grandma because she can’t tell when a pic is photoshopped

This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on a resume and it’s because it’s from a boomer who’s been an owner for 20 years Dude clearly never did hiring before

@TheWapplehouse They do this like we’re not going to make another CEO eat shit

This country is about to be ran how my owner runs his hotels 1.) Skelton crew. Literally bare bones and most people are doing the job of two people 2.) Nothing gets fixed until is completely broke and unusable 3.) you have to wait a year for new shit and it’s low quality

@libsoftiktok Sure would rather important and sensitive document be backed up in a place where it’s resistant to natural disaster, digital corruption, and war. Maybe just hire more people since it’s so short staffed.

IM SO GLAD SOMEONE POINTED THIS OUT! It makes me wonder how many bots like Elons tweets to artificially inflate his numbers And it also feels weird when I say “fuck the gov” and big boobs Emily immediately likes my post. But then again maybe the bots are just liberal?

@bethbourdon All I heard was: “I only own SpaceX and its capital effects my net worth. Having the government pay for something I own is not a conflict of interest”

@LordMomos4 He’s gotta keep his humonculous in a constant state of euphoria now so it doesn’t eat his face off.