@TLQ28 @lucky_me_15 "Mostly Harmful" got some rave reviews...

@jesus_in_islam Yep. The Bible is an absurd and immoral fairy tale book. And the Quran clearly states a lot of things. You might want to read it some time. It's almost as bad as the Bible.

@FelixTu09186106 @hookskat They sometimes do it in such a flowery way. "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."

@AndyBaker925447 @AfgZoroastrian What about sacrificing birds to God - does that elevate us? Did it elevate Joseph and Mary?

@JenResistedAGN It's almost like the Bible wasn't written by God...

@Hacker1780954 @ZeroRavenfrog @Lilith_Atheist Dude, nobody cares that you're gay.

@Hacker1780954 @Lilith_Atheist Fuck off, crybaby.

@Hacker1780954 @Lilith_Atheist GOOD, GOOD...

@Hacker1780954 @Lilith_Atheist Thinks "woke" is an insult!!!!!!!!

@AndyBaker925447 @AfgZoroastrian God: "snipping part of your penis off will elevate you above all others." Man: "WTF?????"

@Flowfy02 “You’re just mad at god!” “Where do you get your morals from?” “You just want to sleep in on Sundays” “You just want to sin!” “I’ll pray for you” “You have no SPIRIT!” "GOOD LUCK IN HELL!"

@Flowfy02 Now tell us what it says to do about witches, adulterers, blasphemers, etc!

@TheMaynGuy @koyonaduke @sugabelly By cherry-picking. They have to.

@koyonaduke @sugabelly So, “metaphor” and “out of context” and “bad translation” and “things were different back then” - or “kill” doesn’t mean kill and “hate” doesn’t mean hate, “slave” doesn’t mean slave, “witch” doesn’t mean witch... Right?

@koyonaduke @sugabelly "Because the Bible reports a situation, it doesn't mean that it sanctions it" What about when it DOES sanction it?

@koyonaduke @sugabelly Well, there's no denying that The Bible is a beautiful holy book full of science and history, and is a perfect moral guide.

@koyonaduke @sugabelly In 1452 Pope Nicholas V imposed papal bull “dum diversas,” encouraging Christians to trade in negro slaves as well as enslaving Muslims, pagans, and all nonbelievers. And I just showed you that the BIBLE APPROVES. IN CONTEXT.

@koyonaduke @sugabelly You can take the verse IN CONTEXT. Got any plans to sell your daughter permanently into slavery? How severely would you recommend we whip our slaves?

@JesusBicycle They're "Christians"!!!! C hristian U n-American N azi T raitors S

@fakemoonlandsol This is less than 5 minutes long. But I'll bet you're afraid to watch it:

@fakemoonlandsol Fifth grade Science class was hard, wasn’t it? Don’t fret, you don’t need to know any science to operate the fryer at Burger King. Just remember, when the buzzer sounds, pull those French fries out!