Mission. Phucking. Accomplished. #twomonthswork #phuckyouRob #provemewrong2025

@JimSalisbury215 He’s cool. Just wish he hired a different phucking manager. Also, didn’t spend stupid money this year.

@CryptoMorey @JClarkNBCS Hahaha oh man you phucking beat me to it and it’s literally what my account is centered around!!

@JClarkNBCS Nick doesn’t want to talk to that phucking loser!!!!

I don’t know how the phuck you don’t get this “Sherlock” but paying someone like Milton 15-20M a year for like 4 years isn’t just equivalent to Bradberry leaving, regardless of cap gymnastics. Crazy phucking dream world where we just sign everyone and backload the contracts? Are you aware of our other contracts?

@iPlayBigDre @lanchops06 @EliotShorrParks It does not. Because Milton and Baun aren’t taking one year deals so the ramifications are not nearly as simple as you tried to make it seem.

@rgross1967 @EliotShorrParks What the phuck!?! You don’t remember what happens when this dude doesn’t play!?!

@LeftismMustGo @lanchops06 @EliotShorrParks This year definitively proved that is not correct IN THIS CASE. But you probably blacked out from Trumpedness. No one noticed when Steen came in. Baun was the engine for the whole D.

@LeftismMustGo @EliotShorrParks Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, on Baun, the phuck?

@tmcdonnell @EliotShorrParks Easier to replace DL from within/draft as they usually do. This year showed importance of LB. No one thought they prioritized RB either, right?

@iPlayBigDre @lanchops06 @EliotShorrParks That’s not how that works.

@_1Helluvaman @Nnubas @EliotShorrParks Huff’s getting sent to the phucking moon

@Lowey99 @EliotShorrParks It’s not phucking possible with any cap tricks unless they all took wayyyyy under market. And someone will want to cash in. Milton is my best guess.

@Motivated_CEO @imheretobet @EliotShorrParks I can see a world where they keep Baun, let everyone else walk, and use draft capital for Garrett

@KalebJLuttrell @EliotShorrParks This assumes Sweat leaves. Still would be hard to keep Milton and Baun.

@swhit549 @Seyless @lanchops06 @EliotShorrParks Yeah exactly. This is so so much different.

@RiledUpForSwift @LucilleBurdge Gotta be really phucking cocky to not throw a hoodie and sweats in that bag just in case

@ryanpropz @EliotShorrParks Haha phuck yeah! Thanks man!

@ryanpropz @EliotShorrParks Correct

@ProFootballTalk The old belt to ass boom! That’s what Nielsen calls it.

@GPhilly120 @mainlyphils Yepppppppppppp phuck off Reddick. Banished to Jets hell