It has come to our attention that a recent publication has caused a great amount of confusion. We want to clarify that this was a simple matter of comrade general attaching the wrong imagine in his email to the GUKPPiW.
He is very sorry and you can watch his apology here.
Cashier asked me for an ID, smiled at me and said "come on it says 2005 you can't buy that" until she realised that I'm 18 and I watched her expression change to that of utter dread and despair
Germans eat like the most average fucking food ever but when you ask for bread they will serve you a black brick with seeds in it and tell you it's healthy
Evil insects be like "haha i will make sure to remember the way out and avoid the only window in the room that is not open instead of flying against it over and over again until I drop dead"