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❤️Watch What Crappens, Below Deck, long walks on the beach & funny people.
Chicago, IL
Joined March 2011
A 3 night charter on the biggest boat in BD history and the tip was $20k? How embarrassing! This boat rents for $276,000 a week so the tip came out to about 6%. ☠️ Yikes! #BelowDeckDownUnder
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My reaction when Quad declares that she will host Sweet’nSlow’s baby shower was a bit below the belt. #MarriedToMedicine But you know Quad’s inner voice:
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When you guys referenced PK and baby back ribs, my collagen smoothie almost came out my nose!!! I’m dyin! #watchwhatcrappens
#crappens @WhatCrappens
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The Katina rents for $261,000 per week, that’s $37,285 a night, so for a 3 night charter the tip should be at the very minimum $30,000. Hopefully more! #BelowDeckDownUnder
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There’s no such thing as offering a “special” when you’re serving breakfast on a super yacht. Get over yourself Chef! #BelowDeckDownUnder
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Three night charter? This boat is huge. I can’t imagine what the tip is going to be! $75,000? And this chef is a bit salty! #BelowDeckDownUnder
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Why are the stews putting their thumbs inside the bowl when they’re carrying bowls of soup? 🤮 #BelowDeckDownUnder
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In Sutton‘s defense, Dorit is treading dangerously close to becoming the Lisa Hochstein of BH. PK was never that interesting & hearing about her divorce over & over again is wearing thin. Sutton, did you a favor!And Kyle’s friendship w PK = boring meets boring. #RHOBH
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Oh Diana, Gary isn’t putting Danni & Chase in the spotlight! Danni did that all by herself when she proclaimed that she’s looking for her life partner… NOW! 🤣🤣🤣 #BelowDeckSailingYacht
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So Diana, who did ZERO work at the sushi dinner, is asked to get some juice and wants to tell Daisy “do some work bitch” Wow Diana, you have impressed no one. #BelowDeckSailingYacht
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