Philip Serrell
@PhilipSerrell
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Auctioneer. Appears on a number of BBC antique shows & not an antique but very much mid-century. Author. Petrolhead. Miserably failed PE Teacher.
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“What Am I Bid” - out March 4th - so pleased - those lovely people
@HodderBooks
have taken 10 years and 2 stone off me.
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This is Harry - he is 5 and runs a little honesty shop near to my Saleroom. Someone has stolen his money and his stock. They will probably be too ashamed to return either but if they get to read this I hope it costs them a few nights sleep.
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Sad news - a man who did so much to promote antiques generally and pots from our local factory died on Christmas morning. RIP Henry Sandon
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................. there will be a pitch inspection at Worcs CCC when they’ve found it
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So - a bloke sticks a banana to a wall and sells it for $120,000. Then a “Performance Comedian” takes off the wall and eats it. Gallery gets another banana to replace it and sticks it to the wall. The world is now officially mad.
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I set out on January 1st to lose 14lbs by the end of February. Only another 19 to go.
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I’ve lost two mates this week - Tuesday and today - thoughts go out to anyone who has lost a relative or friend - particularly at this time of year
#shitshouldnthappen
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Here’s wishing you all a Very Happy Chrimbo with all that you would wish yourselves.
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When you look at all of the Knights of the realm and what some of them have done to earn the honour Kevin Sinfield surely deserves equal recognition.
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Thank you to those that asked - nothing major but I am the proud owner of a new hip
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So sad to hear about Rob Burrow - he wouldn’t want it but surely the time is right to knight Kevin Sinfield
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Am I the only person who hasn’t seen Line of Duty and have no idea what anyone is talking about
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Absolutely delighted - two very lovely people - though I’m not sure he knows what he’s letting himself in for
@clemserrell
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Apparently it’s National Love Your Pet Day today. Sorry to bombard you again with pics of these two. Normal service will be resumed and I’ll revert back to pots and paintings.
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To all my mates in front of and behind camera - and to all out friends watching who we may never meet - have a lovely and peaceful Christmas.
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Very excited as just had an email that someone in Uganda has left me $6,500,000,000. All I have to do is give them my bank details.
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Thank you for all your kind messages and wishes.
I fear it may be time to grow up.
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You’ve got to just love a cameraman with a sense of humour
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I think my 2021 New Years Resolution is not to watch the News any more.
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Not sure who William Gibson is but this doesn’t strike me as bad advice as we approach the New Year
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Here’s to a Happy and Healthy New Year for us all. I wish you everything you wish yourself.
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Very proud - it’s difficult to see your child go through this - but so good to see her come out the other side.
2012 vs 2020. If you’re going through an eating disorder while trying to deal with the current global situation please keep going! It won’t be a continual uphill climb but eventually you do get there, and life is good again 💙
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I think you are about to be bombarded with pics of this one……..
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For those who enquired after today’s
@BBCBargainHunt
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After my Grandfathers death I found this at the back of a drawer. A wartime equivalent of a photocopy. It was screwed up in an envelope- discarded and to him meaningless - he would never talk about the war - and never took his shirt off to reveal the scars he had from beatings.
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Just contacted a neighbour in his late 70’s to see if he was OK and needed anything. “Yes please - 2 litres of Famous Grouse - not Bells or Teachers.”
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Me : Could I have a cheese sandwich please?
Bakers : Sorry we don’t do plain cheese. We do ham and cheese and I can do you one of those without the ham.
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I think I’m the lucky one!
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there- the father figures, the step dads, dads who have lost babies and those who’s fathers aren’t here any more. I’m very lucky to be so close to my dad and to be seeing him today ☺️
@PhilipSerrell
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Thank you to those who have asked - I am delighted to report…….,
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Well……………..
Theatres have been booked……..
Dates and places soon to be announced……….. watch this space!
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It’s Christmas time - better get my old mate Barby out.
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Nearly 15,000 RTs and likes = Nearly 15,000 good people and a couple of clowns. Best ignored. Thank you all for your very kind offers of money. If Harry’s family want to do something I will let you know but please don’t just send stuff yet awhile.
This is Harry - he is 5 and runs a little honesty shop near to my Saleroom. Someone has stolen his money and his stock. They will probably be too ashamed to return either but if they get to read this I hope it costs them a few nights sleep.
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Your messages have been passed to Harry’s mom. She’s very grateful and if she wants to take this further either she or I will post on here. Thank you all once again.
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On December 13th 25 years ago I started business on my own account. Thank you to all involved in the journey.
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Whatever your politics, whatever your views there is no doubt that HRH QE II has done a job
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Happy and Healthy New Year to you and yours with a touch of prosperity thrown in - I wish you all you wish yourself.
“Drink it whilst it’s fizzy.”
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Sadly I have decided to close the Saleroom today so the two planned sales for this week will be postponed. In my view this is the right thing to do for my clients - buyers and sellers - and my staff. I will keep you advised when we resume our auction programme.
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I don’t understand the mentality of the people who think dumping this is acceptable
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Just walked the hooligans for the first time in a couple of months. Not too far but progress!
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There is no doubt in my mind that, like many things, Wagon Wheels have got significantly smaller.
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Have just traversed the North Face of the Saleroom. Forgotten how bloody cold it is in here. Bumped into 3 Sherpas and Ranulph Fiennes.
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I think there’s place in the media for a News programme that only gives Good News and never mentions all the rubbish stuff that’s going on in the world.
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Could I please put in a request for you all to humour a grumpy old man (moi) - you do not “win” lots in an auction - it is not a raffle - you buy them. Will now crawl back under my stone.
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I don’t think I want to see or hear any more news. I think tonight it’s time to uncork a red and watch a film.
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This mornings view comes from my bedroom window - who needs an alarm clock - stay safe all.
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An interesting evening. A Squirrel set the alarm off in the Saleroom and on the way to help sort it a Deer ran into my car. The joys of being a country auctioneer. Pleased to advise Squirrel and Deer are both fit and well.
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I am pleased to advise that “The Thug” has momentarily stopped chewing things. We’ve moved on to digging bloody great holes.
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Getting ready for a return to work tomorrow. So far this year it’s been one day in and 30 days out. Only another eleven working days till Christmas.
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It’s been quiet on this front for a time. This morning she’s destroyed a feather cushion and now wants to play
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I’m going into isolation - Everyman needs a hut. Call me when it’s over.
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Sad news at the Nestle factory today - a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell 50 feet and crushed him underneath.He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted “The milky bars are on me” everyone cheered (courtesy M Davis)
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Only an idiot would choose to travel on one of our Motorways on a Bank Holiday Friday…………Let me introduce myself.
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Have scratched a long time itch. Am now looking for Beach Boy CD’s and a (substantial) surfboard
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It Christmas time - time to get my old mate Barby out again.
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Hotel breakfast brings some rare sights. Scrambled egg, beans and pain au chocolat - at the same time. And an inability by some to hold a knife and fork in the prescribed manner. (Proof - if it were needed - that I am now an old man)
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If you want to be really scared at Halloween try this - frightened me witless
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Just been clothes shopping. Why is everything “Slim Fit” or “Skinny Leg” - can we please have something that says “Fat Boy” or “Chunky Legs”?
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Happy New Year one and all.
May your profits be large and your losses small - but more importantly good health and happiness to you!
(Courtesy of Mr Banks - whoever he is)
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I think you know you’re old when you can remember “Now 1” - on a cassette.
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Am pleased to advise the black tape over the engine management light on the dash of my car appears to be working in that I haven’t seen it since I put the tape over it.
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Twitter is a strange place. I’m not convinced it always represents the real world. I enjoy and like it but it is not a place to abuse others who can’t/won’t defend themselves. There is no right to throw stones.
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The little sh!t has just chewed the inside of a new pair of shoes.
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You can forget shoes and chairs. Someone has a news challenge.
#christmastreewreckingspree
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Walked through what I thought was a puddle this morning and did a
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I’ve made it. Judge of the handicraft section at the local gardening club show
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Somebody ate something that disagreed with her this morning - given her track record this is no surprise - hopefully after a £495 vets bill all will be good.
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Happy New Year to all - I wish you all you wish yourselves.
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My trusty 15 years old 100,000 mile plus VW Golf has developed a fault. The engine management light keeps coming on. Have covered it with black tape so I can’t see it. Probably not a long term fix.
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Have thought twice before putting this on Twitter but tomorrow will be the first day in over two months that I’ve worn trousers.
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Here’s to a Happy Christmas and a Healthy New Year. May your Bargains be plenty and your Road Trips be profitable.
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I’m thinking of leaving all forms of social media……..
It's pouring tea and profits! 💸💸💸
What an unbelievable final £670 gain for our
@natasharadio
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George Carter & Terry McCann - I grew up with them both. A sad day.
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“A man has been found guilty of overusing commas, the judge has warned him to expect a very long sentence.”
(Courtesy of Mr Kevin Douglas)
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And it’s been so lovely to share some time with these two.
We’ve been hangin’ with Uncle Phil! Still managed to whip up a cracking playlist for tonight’s show on
@BBCRadioScot
- check it out from 10pm on
@BBCSounds
🍦
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