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I have disliked Prime Ministers before. There have been some I have not thought to be very good. But never before has there been a Prime Minister for whom I have no respect at all.
If they'd said from the start that he did break the rules but he did so out of concern for his family, he's sorry and hopes it doesn't mean he loses his job.... I'd be sympathetic. It's the arrogance of the whole episode and the supine Cabinet that is so unbearable.
Almost the entire Cabinet have made it impossible to retain any respect for them. What a bizarre decision to go with their hopeless, indefensible, ridiculous line.
Cummings is one of those rare individuals who has bent the arc of history. From the Euro to Brexit, this country's path might have been very different without him
We are now importing turkeys from France because we have a shortage of farm labourers. I remember
@KwasiKwarteng
giving me an absurd explanation of why he was in favour of Brexit. So fitting he is now the man out of his depth proving it made no sense.
The BBC cuts from the construction of an actual Labour Cabinet to watch Nigel Farage shouting at hecklers. The BBC has, sadly, had a terrible election.
Johnson says the Tories won Bury South in 2019 for the "first time in generations". Rubbish, as usual. It was only created in 1983 and was Tory until 1997.
Boris Johnson is now committed to a form of Brexit by 31 October that can satisfy the EU27, the DUP, Matt Hancock and Steve Baker. Would any of his cheerleaders care to clarify what that looks like?
It is always an interesting moment when a politician reveals he has nothing. Boris Johnson revealed that today. Why he decided to say anything at all I have no idea. And, more important, neither does he.
It is worth remembering, in all the lurid talk, that Rishi Sunak was on the wrong side of the lockdown argument every single time. Don't let him off because you dislike Johnson so intensely.
Thank you to everyone who has said kind things about the writing I did for The Times and will now do elsewhere. I've always wanted to be thought too left wing but never thought I would achieve it.
Mrs May had two options. To move towards the ERG to unite her party. Or to move in the opposite direction. She tried and tried to do the former and they rebuffed her. Now they are moaning that she is taking the only course left. Idiots. Utter idiots.
I know how ill coronavirus makes you. It was entirely right for Dom Cummings to find childcare for his toddler, when both he and his wife were getting ill.
India in 1947 had rather less difficulty gaining its independence than we are having in 2017 leaving the Brussels empire. Time for Boris to go the full Gandhi.
In his resignation letter Johnson refers to lory safety standards. It takes two minutes of easy research to discover that he is wrong about it. What do his defenders say? Nothing. They don't care he just makes things up.
If Mrs May survives, then her deal falls in Parliament, she could put it to the people in "the deal v remain" and the madcap Brexit gang would be routed. Couldn't happen to a more ridiculous bunch.
Talking on in the pouring rain to the accompaniment of Things Can Only Get Better. You wouldn't script it like this. Too much of a humiliation, it wouldn't seem plausible.
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I think this is a wonderful, patriotic and unifying campaign for our country. I will be writing to the Prime Minister to ask him to give it careful consideration and looking for opportunities to discuss further in Parliament. 👑🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Joe Biden may well, as plenty of people have said, not do much. But he will respect due process and democratic norms and if he does nothing else that will be worth it.
Those of us who always said Corbyn is a disaster have been completely vindicated. It would be nice if even one of the prominent cheerleaders had the grace to say so.
The Chief Rabbi is, sadly, quite justified in saying what he says. I can't vote to put the appalling people at the head of the Labour party into power. I'm stunned at some of the people who can.
I have never thought there is anything that would satisfy the Tory Eurosceptics. They are beyond reason. They will bring it all down and still not know what they want.
Starmer instantly looks comfortable as Prime Minister. I always thought he would and this hard-to-define sense is part of the reason he is PM in the first place.
Don't waste your time saying "but then Tories believed x and now they believe y". This is their secret. They adapt, they change, they respond to what is in front of them.
John McCain’s concession speech from the 2008 election. Listen when the crowd “boos” Obama, he says stop and settles them. America, you are unrecognisable.
#ElectionResults2020
I cannot abide the patronising rubbish that Northern voters need a Northern leader. Maybe they just want someone good. Plenty of them have shown they will vote for the better of two options.
My last word on the subject. The Times is more right-wing than it was; my departure will make it more so. Its comment pages remain, even so, the most balanced around. It has some fine writers of all shades. That balance is the best thing about it and it's stupid to threaten it.
The Tory moderates should get very hard with Johnson and Raab. Make it abundantly clear that, unless they renounce the stupidity of no deal, they will lose a confidence vote immediately.
Imagine spending your political career exaggerating one issue (Europe) to the total boredom of everyone forced to listen. Then, when you finally get your way, you decide to vote against it. Quite incredible.
Boris Johnson is both a formidable electoral politician and fundamentally ill-equipped for high office. Lots of senior Tories knew what they were giving us.
Tessa Jowell was a person of rare beauty. Principled, passionate and sincere in public she was all three in private where she was also kind, mischievous and very funny. I don't know if I ever met anyone in politics I liked more.
Very few people I’d happily get up so early for;
But
@lucianaberger
is one of them
If you live in Finchley and Golders Green, please support the bravest, most principled and strong candidate around. She really IS The best of politics and politicians and am proud to support her
I've been against a second referendum. I thought the original result should have been respected. I think MPs should vote for the deal. But these jokers are ensuring there is no option other than to vote again.
"Who's dead? I'm not. I'm still alive. So's everybody else I know."
Lord Alan Sugar tells us why he thinks it's safe for the UK to follow the US's lead in coming out of lockdown.
@Lord_Sugar
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@TheJeremyVine
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#JeremyVine
Alan Johnson lets rip - Corbyn was a disaster on the doorstep.. I want the Momentum cult out of the party, I want them gone.. 👏
#GeneralElection
#UKElection
It is very hard to imagine the circumstances in which Labour's policy would actually lead to a referendum. Which of course is the point. It has been very cleverly done, stringing along the PV lot while meaning next to nothing.
This is what we’re up against.
The Labour Party, a subset of lawyers, criminal gangs - they're all on the same side, propping up a system of exploitation that profits from getting people to the UK illegally.
I have a plan to stop it.
Here’s how 🧵
I gather the Tories have decided to pick a fight with Strictly Come Dancing and abolish Match of the Day. Brilliant. Why has this Culture Secretary been in obscurity so long? This is surely genius.
There are many reasons for the decline of Labour but the position on Brexit after the referendum was disastrous. Instead of accepting the result, they spent two years telling their own voters they were idiots.
Starmer is serious. I assumed from the start that Long-Bailey was given that job so as to be allowed to fail in public. First failure and she has gone. Rightly.
My position is I voted remain but I lost. I would like a compromise deal to leave on the softest possible terms, preserving as much as we can of the value of membership while also leaving. There is no party remotely close to this view.
With Boris Johnson leading the Conservative Party and as Prime Minister, the United Kingdom, at long last, will have a Prime Minister who believes in Britain.
It’s the honour and privilege of my life to be elected as Leader of the Labour Party.
I will lead this great party into a new era, with confidence and hope, so that when the time comes, we can serve our country again – in government.
I had the great pleasure, at The Spectator party last night, of thanking Nigel Farage in person for his excellent tour of duty as a Labour party agent. He was, all of a sudden, a bit less hail fellow well met than usual.
It is important to refer back to one of the golden rules. In this case the relevant rule is that Boris Johnson will not be telling the truth about his intentions.