@IamDeeShae alright mate

pitch perfect ok 6.1/10

sex is the best part of my year!

@piersmorgan pure genius piers , true brit in my eye .

RT @piersmorgan: Very sad to hear about Tony Gubba - a superb commentator on so many sports. RIP.

@rustyrockets yeah snow all we get in wales is immigrant piss!

RT @IAmChrisRamsey: So... The morning after a curry... Does everyone's piss smell like curry? Or is it just me?

famous words of jimothy carr , you know she's to young , when you have to make aeroplane noises to stick your cock in her mouth @jimmycarr

#1dmemories i remember when zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

#spongebobmemories spongebob i remeber our night together it was so wet and soft

RT @rickygervais: "Time was a good invention, but I wonder how different things might have been if we'd come up with it earlier." Karl ...

@kylemneil haha you know it sunshine! next weekend your home , and i get my way with you haha

To much tweeting has made me hungry!! off to the local corner shop to buy a pot noddle (chicken + mushroom!)

@JKCorden It's Timberlands Birthday today , just thought id let you know as he is a musical genius and your a genius

@kylemneil not very responsible mr neil , maybe next time x factor and nibbles will do just fine