Petey Q
@PeteyQ12
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I'm just gonna shill BlueSky now.
This is a BlueSky shilling account now
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@PicturesFoIder
When boomers grew up privileged and everything was handed to them, when someone is asking for a bit of help, they take it as a perosnal attack for some reason.
"I made $2/hr and was happy"
Yeah, cause you buy a whole weeks worth of groceries for $15
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@WholesomeMeme
I've always wondered how he was able to remember a lore of a show with over 1,000 episodes
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@greentexts_bot
I will never ever understand how someone can have a spouse that makes good money and then NOT take care of the kids and house.
Dude if MY WIFE made 6 figures, I'd be wearing an apron 24/7, the kids would know calculus by age 8, and dinner would be ready every day.
I don't get it
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@ShitpostGate
This is actually how you go on dates.
Guys, it's a hack that really works. If you genuinely can't think of anything, just repeat the last thing she said as a question and it reignites the conversation
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@Hatshep05663991
@PicturesFoIder
They were born into one of the most prosperous times in America. They were born at the top of the mountain. It came with a sense of ego and piousness.
"I did this, so you should do." Not understanding that things are different now, and they take it personally when you can't
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@limitlessjest
Imagine being pregnant. You carry that child for 9 months. You then raise it to 18 through all the hardships, mistakes, successes, & awards. You let them leave the nest thinking you did a great job and they'll make a contribution to society.
Then they become paparazzi
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@MercuryCDX
I will never understand how OW can go from GOTY in 2016, have a massive World Cup, be absolutely gunning for the competitive scene in 2018 OWL that EVERYONE in the game wanted to be in. They had Toyota and Coke sponsors to what?
Now they have nothing
How do you fumble this bad?
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@thevivafrei
@RBReich
And how many of those 12 years were the Congress owned by Republicans 🤔
It's insane Americans still don't understand how politics work
The educational system failed you
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@CupidEnigma
@Ghxstly_Boi
@TheStarsan
Tell me you know nothing about business law without telling me you know nothing about business law.
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@Soyjackreee
@ShitpostGate
I love Weissman, but damn he constantly has all this cooking equipment and access to these ingredients.
Like, "damn that looks good. I ain't ever gonna make it or eat it, but it looks good"
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@Remilya356
@hourly_shitpost
People are really so disconnected from reality that they had to open up their phones just to have people know that they're crying
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@greentexts_bot
I've always been like, "how many animes could be solved if someone just had a gun?"
Naruto, Bleach, MHA...
Just use a gun man
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@CursedVideos
Why do people go to the movies when you can just watch this?
Literally 15 movies right here for free
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@ValsBizarreAdv
Honestly
HONESTLY
let anyone dress however they want
A white dude wants to dress as Black Panther, let him
An Indian girl wants to dress up as Elsa, let her
A black guy wants to dress up as Luffy, let him
Like, fr.
Just let people do their thing
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@RDMFAILRP
LMAO
The slightest amount of power. An admin to a RD server and she goes this wild...
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@Purpoll620
We need to make Quickplay all chat so you can chat with the enemy team
That would be so much fun
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@oy_maz
@DudespostingWs
Would love to see how long this lasts
Ain't no way this doesn't fall through the floor within 3 weeks
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@JakkuFurosto_
@ShitpostGate
Ok I'm not saying he's a drug dealer....
But only 3 apps? That's a burner phone
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@miaumiau727272
@schizarella
Age gap?????
Bro
I'm begging you to go outside and touch grass
Please.
It's a two year difference
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@WolfyTheWitch
You're misinterpreting the bible man
You don't go to Hell because you're gay. If that was true, you'd also go to Hell for lying, having a tattoo, eating pork, eating shellfish, committing adultery, among a bunch of other things
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@Megafat996
@ZeeSpring
@Specificsoyz
The fact that you're believing Keemstar just shows how much of your frontal lobe you're missing
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@nescartridges
I DESERVED THAT MANAGERS JOB!
But you didn't give it to me... Because you said I'm a kid!
Well I am 100% MAN
And this MAN has got a somethin to sayin to yOOOUUUU
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@RedRagark
@ShitpostGate
Like it starts it back up. When you're trailing off and the conversation awkwardly gets quieter and neither of you know what to say next. Repeat the last thing in the form of a question. It can also bring up other topics for you to discuss
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@tragicbirdapp
My favorite thing about "race issues" is hearing a white woman, who's never seen a single minority in her life, complain about them, when the majority of people she's "fighting for" never really cared in the first place
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@GreenTextRepost
I'm 260 lbs and I used to play semi professional Overwatch in 2019-2021 playing OW probably 4-6 hours a day
If I can get a girl, you have no excuse
Just have a good personality, shower, and be confident. That's literally all that 75% of women want
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@zephanijong
Dear Christians, instead of hating on gay people, maybe remember the two Bible verses "Those who have broken 1 law has broken them all" and "take the log out of your eye before taking the speck out of someone elses".
You're not better than gay people, stop acting like you are
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@hardest_tweets
I remember when I was a freshman in college for orientation. We had a safe sex seminar and they were talking about consent. The way they were phrasing everything was weird so I asked, "what if both parties are drunk and then agree to have sex?"
She said, "they r*ped each other"
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@alphahat05
Dude
When I heard Clancy Brown for the first time in Detroit Become Human, I could NOT stop laughing when he said "cock sucker '
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@greentexts_bot
I've seen 15 year olds that look 30 and 30 year olds that look 15.
But, what I want to know is... Why would anyone do this? Like make fake IDs just to date an older person?
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@OldMemeArchive
Nothing will ever give me a dopamine rush quite like a older black lady calling me baby
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@OldMemeArchive
This song was locked away in my brain for over 10 years never to come to the forefront of my psyche...
Now it has resurfaced and has consumed my every waking moment.
I hope you're happy
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@BanananaTwinky
The Gen Z people that made deep fried memes are saying, "they don't get this"?
Nahhh. Y'all curated this same stuff for the past 5+ years
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@GunsAndGamingUS
@WarnTV
@n3rdy_overwatch
His ult is ass???
You ain't using it right, clearly.
You don't feed in and expect to get a 5k. You use it for zoning. It is SUPER powerful
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@ThatOneDude05
@tragicbirdapp
There is no "to be fair" here
This is literally "Hitler drank water, therefore..."
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@dafran
The thing about Twitter users is that they don't want an apology. Hell, they don't even want you to be a better person. They just want to know that they're being groveled to. They want to feel morally superior so they'll never give you a chance to prove that you're better
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@StrangestMedia
Me and my coworkers celebrating a job well done (we killed 4 minorities at a traffic stop. We thought their bag of Cheetos was an AK-47)
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@greentexts_bot
The dude knows lmao
He knows he's either gonna slim down and be a lean femboy twink, or a ripped power bottom.
Either way, the dude knows what he is
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@SamTheLucioFan
I played the free one on King's Row. I'm not sure if that's supposed to sell me or not, but it was REAAALLLY boring
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@Seren1tynow
For once, I'm agreeing with the Mercy players.
It was good when her jump tech was TECH and you had to learn it. Now, everyone and their prepubescent turtle can do it. He skill ceiling was lowered MASSIVELY
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@Random_Blorper
You do realize people have different starting points and speed right? I'm not an artist and even I know this dude. Some people start drawing at age 20
Nobody shares your opinion
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@tragicworldapp
Even though I read it, I still had to look for another 30 seconds before my brain registered
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@Greatm8SFM
Jesus man
You didn't have to release this whole thing for free.
I've seen people share less for money
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@Ellebound_
@wordofgreen
@StopTweetingMia
If one joke ruins an entire franchise for you...
You need to go outside more often dude
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@miaumiau727272
@schizarella
LMAO
Go outside dude fr. Sex and dating are two different things
My parents met when they were 15 and 17
Like actually go talk to people and get off Twitter
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@blacknredtext
Real answer:
I'm only white by skin color. I'm Polish by heritage. I know my heritage and I'm proud of my heritage. I'm not "proud to be white" I'm proud to be Polish.
Only people who say "white pride" don't know who they are, and only want to antagonize. They don't actually care
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@tragicbirdapp
Omg every single person that says "lol she's got a point" you will not be disappointed by their pfp and bios
It's literally all the same
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@TheBrainofGonza
@ShitpostGate
I wouldn't care if everyone paid 40% taxes if that shit actually went to stuff we used instead of $500B a year going to the military
No free healthcare, educational system is a joke, firefighters have to rely on volunteers
But God bless America I guess
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@miaumiau727272
@schizarella
LMAO
They've been married for 35 years
Again, I'm begging, no PLEADING
Go outside, get off Twitter. It's destroying your brain and your ability to critically think about things lmao
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