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Hi, I’m PND (Peter Not Drury) and this is my pinned tweet 📌
I am a writer and a die hard chelsea fan.
I write entertaining football content and do match commentaries in my leisure time
I also analyze the game to the depths of my knowledge
Follow me to enjoy my content!!
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🚨 5 THINGS YOU MUST KNOW ABOUT CHELSEA’S NEW MANAGER, ENZO MARESCA.
A very short thread 🧵 🪡
‼️Read till the end 🙏🏿
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3 things that stats won’t show you about Moises Caicedo
A very short thread 🧵
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🚨5 Most Heartbreaking Moments in Chelsea History🥺
A thread 🧵
DON’T MISS NUMBER 1 🥺
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Watch this video closely.
Tell me what you notice between Palmer’s run and NkuNku’s run.
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🏴Reece James - 24
🇧🇷Estevao Willian - 17
🇧🇷Andrey Santos - 20
🇧🇷Ângelo Gabriel - 19
🇧🇷Deivid Washington - 19
🇪🇨Kendry Paez - 17
🇪🇨Caicedo - 22
🇦🇷Enzo - 23
🇦🇷Anselmino - 19
🇫🇷Malo Gusto - 21
🇪🇸Marc Guiu - 18
🇵🇹Renato Veiga - 20
It’s obvious that Chelsea are preparing for WW3 📌
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🚨 Understanding Enzo Maresca’s Philosophy: What Chelsea Fans Need to Know!
A THREAD🧵🪡
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🚨 The 5 Sweetest Revenge Moments in Football!
A THREAD🧵🪡
Can’t afford to miss number 1 if you’re a Chelsea fan 🔥🔥
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Enzo Maresca resumes at Chelsea officially tomorrow, July 1, 2024.
What are your thoughts and expectations?
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🔥 Why Chelsea can dominate the Premier League for many years to come.
Given their current form, Chelsea has the potential to dominate in the coming years.
Here’s why:
While clubs like Liverpool and Manchester City have reached significant peaks, they might face periods of
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Thiago Silva, the only player remaining from the XI that started the CWC final for Chelsea, plays his final game for the blues today!!
END OF AN ERA 🥹
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We all know he's got the talent , but what does Mudryk have to do to prove that he's not a Chelsea flop next season ?
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The instinct from Cole Palmer to recognize the opportunity to score the winning goal.
He had just one thing on his mind “shoot”
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🚨 Chelsea submit a world record £350m for Cole Palminho da Silva Santos 🇧🇷
Here we go soon 🔥
cc
@TheChelseaForum
🎥
@CF_Compss
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There’s been multiple reports from Argentina that Chelsea have made a £13.5m bid for Centre back Aaron Anselmino (Via
@CFCPys
)
Question:
Who is Aaron Anselmino?
He is an intelligent CB who anticipates through balls in behind to defend big spaces🧠
Find out more about him🧵👇🏽
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Strong and determined to get on the ball🔥
Here’s David Datro Fofana before he was loaned by Chelsea to gain ‘more experience’.
Bringing him back now could save us a lot of unnecessary expenses 📌
What are your thoughts?
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Similar to when Claudio Ranieri arrived at Chelsea in 2000, Enzo Maresca will be charged with demands to qualify for the Champions League next season.
Can he achieve this target??
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If you had the power of choice, whom would you be selling?
Chalobah or Disasi?
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2010s Chelsea were a different breed.
They’d be two men down and still get a result🔥
I miss the days when life was better 🥹
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Name a better individual performance than Ngolo Kante against Manchester city in the 2021/22 Champions League final
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No matter what you do in this world, never look down on nobody!!!!
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How he scores without celebrating is how you know Michael Olise has a brighter future ahead🔥
🔵🔜
#CFC
#ChelseaFC
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First team signings for Chelsea under Enzo Maresca
Tosin Adarabioyo ✅
Marc Guiu ✅
Kiernan Drewsbury-Hall ⏳🔜
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He never got a chance to say a proper goodbye.
But thank you for the rollercoaster season Poch 🙏🏿
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🚨Appointment Confirmed🚨
Welcome to the most successful football club in London Enzo Maresca 🎉🎉
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Almost €100m potential Sesko purchase saved
Let’s appreciate Nicolas Jackson more guys 🙏🏿
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This is the best training video I’ve ever seen.
Enzo Maresca melts my heart
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Cole Palmer, dubbed the 'Penalty Merchant,' has won these awards in his first full top-flight season:
✅ PL Young Player of the Year
✅ Chelsea Men's Players' Player of the Year
✅ Chelsea Men's Player of the Year
✅ PFA Fans' Player of the Year
✅ London Football Awards Young
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Michael Olise’s awareness is so fantastic.
This boy has the hallmarks of a superstar and will excel in the Maresca system.
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Before he became who you now know as Cold Palmer 🥶, not much was known about him and his abilities.
What if Jhon Duran follows in the same footsteps and becomes a superstar at Chelsea 💫?
But only time would tell…..
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Enzo Maresca to Mudryk:
🗣️ “I hope you know now that Talent alone ain’t enough”
What are your expectations of Mykhailo Mudryk next season?
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A little reminder of what Enzo Fernandez can do when he’s played correctly.
Thoughts?
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Foden leaves the pitch
England score
It happens again and again
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If you had one chance to say one thing to Todd Boehly right now, what would you tell him?
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Never seen this kind of strike from a Chelsea striker in a long time.
Enter Jhon Duran ⏳
Might just take a £25m gamble on him 🤔
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Let’s hear it.
Are you happy about the Pochettino sacking now??
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Can’t wait to see Chelsea play like this under Maresca.
It’s a system he will want to implement.
Thoughts?
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This is not a banter post ❌
But name one player out of the nominees for the PL POTY that has as much IMPACT as Palmer has had at Chelsea, who can also score a goal like this 👇🏽
Now, give just one reason why he won’t be winning that award too?
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This might be painful but Chelsea must sell one of Chalobah or Gallagher in the summer 📌
They NEED around £25m in order to meet PSR.
Which one of them should go?
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This goal by Giroud isn’t talked about much.
And what about that pass from Fabregas?
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This is not PR ❌
But these clips of Benjamin Sesko reminds me of Diego Costa
We’re in dire need of a CLINICAL striker mehn😮💨
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The amount of talent available for Enzo Maresca to choose from at Chelsea is just insane
🎥
@BSTComps
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This version of Reece James was unplayable.
Is he ever gonna regain this form at Chelsea again?
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Antonio Conte won the Premier League title with Chelsea just one season after the Blues finished TENTH.
Can Enzo Maresca perform some magic at the bridge next season too 😎😎?
🇮🇹
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1. Coaching Pedigree:
Maresca brings a wealth of coaching experience, having worked under Pep at City, leading the B team to glory. He also led relegated Leicester City back to the PL within one season
His tactical acumen and understanding of the game are second to none.
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Imagine Chelsea having Reece James, Nkunku, Lavia, Gusto, Fofana & Carney fit all season.
We will cook 🔥
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3. Youth Development:
Maresca is a firm believer in nurturing young talent, a philosophy that aligns perfectly with Chelsea's commitment to their academy.
Get ready to see exciting young prospects given a chance to shine in the first team.
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Can’t wait for nights like these at Stamford bridge with Enzo Maresca!!
Do you feel that🥺🥺??
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You saw his pass to Reece James last night, right?
That pass led to the winning goal via a James cross to Nicolas Jackson for the winner.
That was what Chelsea paid £115m for.
Give Caicedo his flowers 💐 now!!!!!
One word to describe this BRILLIANT Chelsea signing…..?
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After that performance against Bolivia, we gotta ask the question again:
Why didn’t it work out for Christian Pulisic at Chelsea ?
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2. Playing Style:
Known for his emphasis on possession-based football and fluid attacking play, Maresca's teams are a joy to watch.
Expect Chelsea to play with flair and creativity under his guidance.
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55 days to the Chelsea vs Man City game 🔥
What are your expectations really?
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All we need from Chelsea next season is to put a smile on our faces like the kid in this video
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Caicedo to Nicolas Jackson against Arsenal in 2024/25 after Arsenal steals Sessko from Chelsea……..and he flops 😂
Tears in my eyes 🥹🥹🥹🥹
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🚨MANCHESTER UNITED MAY NOT QUALIFY FOR THE EUROPA LEAGUE ANYMORE🚨
You read that right and here’s why:
INEOS owns Nice and Manchester United and both teams have qualified for the competition
UEFA regulations prohibits teams owned by the same owners to be in the same
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Enzo Fernandez scored one of the best free kicks I’ve ever seen from a Chelsea player in a long time 🔥
He’s got that quality, just needs more consistency ‼️
What do you say?
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Was City’s boy 👦
Now Chelsea’s main man 📌
A player we never thought we needed.
But how did Man City let Cole Palmer go for just £40m? 😱
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Kiernan Drewsbury-Hall to Chelsea is close, but what does it mean for Connor Gallagher? 🧐
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Marc Cucurella heard that Chelsea were interested in Calafiori and took that personally.
Currently the highest rated fullback at the Euros.
Thoughts?
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Benjamin Sesko not available for transfer?
Enter, David Datro Fofana
Does he deserve a chance at Chelsea?
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🚨 4 Historic Moments in Football That Led to New Rules & Technology!
A THREAD🧵🪡
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🚨3 times Jose Mourinho proved it to the world that possession alone don’t win titles
A very short thread 🧵
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4. Man-Management:
With his calm demeanor and ability to connect with players, Maresca fosters a positive and cohesive team environment.
His leadership qualities will be crucial in guiding Chelsea through the ups and downs of the season.
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There’s been reports of Chelsea being interested in Tammy Abraham, but why was he sold in the first place?🤷🏽♂️
If it happens, will he fit into the current Chelsea setup? 🤔
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Chelsea must sell 3 players this summer to balance the books.
You’re Todd Boehly, who are you selling?
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@premierleague
Yes Nunez gets Liverpool fans off their seat with his misses
Palmer, Mainoo and Foden with their amazing performances
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Name: PETER DRURY ✅
Occupation: POETIC COMMENTATOR ✅
Grab your popcorns 🍿
HERE’S A THREAD OF THE MOST ICONIC COMMENTARY by you know who 🤤🧵
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Just keep working, your efforts will be noticed by the people that will change your story soon!!!!
Good morning my friends
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Nostalgia:
Chelsea’s lineup vs Manchester United in 2008/09.
Who was the manager in charge of Chelsea at the time?
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🚨 HOW CHELSEA CAN SECURE EUROPA LEAGUE SPOT THIS SEASON 🚨
Chelsea's recent resurgence in form has ignited hopes of securing a Europa League spot this season.
With 4 consecutive Premier League wins for the first time since October 2022, Pochettino's rebuild at Chelsea is
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It’s the Champions league final;
Which current Chelsea forward would you trust to finish this chance?
I’d say NkuNku!
You?
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Cole Palmer with the ‘all-important’ assist for England.
Love to see it 🔥
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AT LEAST 2 of them will be gone next season.
Who are they?
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Yes, he strikes the ball so well, but is Jhon Duran the striker we need at Chelsea?
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1. Chelsea vs. Barcelona (2012):
After a controversial exit in 2009, Chelsea sought revenge in the 2012 UCL semi-finals. Torres' iconic goal sealed a 2-2 draw at Camp Nou, sending Chelsea to the final, which they won.
Redemption complete. 🏆🔵
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5. Winning Mentality:
As a former player who enjoyed success at clubs like Juventus and Sevilla, Maresca understands what it takes to win trophies.
His winning mentality and desire for excellence will undoubtedly inspire the Chelsea squad to strive for greatness.
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As Chelsea's new manager, Enzo Maresca brings a blend of experience, innovation, and passion to the club.
Get ready for the exciting times that lie ahead! 💫
BACK THE MANAGER!!!
[ END OF THREAD ]
#Maresca
#CFC
#ChelseaFC
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Dear
@ChelseaFC
,
Please don’t sell Trevor Chalobah 🙏🏿
What sort of pass was that😱🥹🥹😢
And what about the beautiful layoff by Noni 😢
#CFC
#ChelseaFC
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