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So used to praising my mentally ill teammates for doing basic human things that I accidentally told my coworker "good job kitten" 😭😭😭
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i was looking for a duo and this guy dodged the game and blocked me bc i wouldn't VC with him
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@ABouthYou
he responded to my post where i was looking for a duo and wanted to duo anyways despite my post saying "i dont wanna VC rn" so idk why no VC was a dealbreaker if he knew i wasnt going to from the start
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Men who type :3 are one bad post away from finding out what my lipgloss tastes like
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WAIT THERES NO WAY
I'm reading the replies still and having a great time im ngl
I just realized almost everyone there thinks im talking about valorant, NO WONDER THEY THINK VC IS IMPORTANT LMFAO
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@ISkyI_TwitchTV
i dont really see it that way, pings and game knowledge remove the need for like 80% of most communication, and the other 20% is like super niche stuff. Plus nothing is more tilting than being with a duo that tilts and complains in your ear the entire game.
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Me realizing there are only 4 types of eboys
Fat racist
Skinny racist
German
Alt boys
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All my guy friends that used to talk and play w/ me ghosted me the second they got gfs and then when they break up they message me asking to hang out "like we used to" again, like, I'm sorry you thought I was "leading you on" when all i wanted to do was play a game with my friend
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Crinkle cut fries needed to die in the 90s where they fucking belong
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I swear I don't perma horny/schizopost, I'm normal I promise, officer you gotta believe me
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since this tweet is apparently a hot take, here's another lore drop for you guys, I haven't played league with Audio since season 2, I play the game fully muted :)
i was looking for a duo and this guy dodged the game and blocked me bc i wouldn't VC with him
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@yourhealergirl
me personally, i wouldn't let that slide. I'd hit him with a rigged "Gun to your head" question and then lock in nunu (or just completely ignore him and lock in an enchanter on purpose after a statement like that)
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We're flexing anyone these days
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i wake up, see this and think "oh, what'd i miss?" bc this number is usually never higher than 4
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@xenoyyyyy
Wallace is the only one that doesn't have a coinflip attached to his gameplay, Wallace all the way, he's by far the most consistent
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who needs drugs when ur so mentally ill u can just gaslight urself into a natural body high
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i hate this looney toons shit, give me back my 2.8mil mastery points
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i think anyone who says i NEED to vc for things like better/faster comms is someone with a <60wpm typing speed comeing up with an excuse to not type im
ngl i have no issue typing to someone while im dead recalling or walking to lane/jg/obj or just in lane theres so much downtime
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How do you guys like your steaks?
Seared (wrong)
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Medium Rare (wrong)
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Well Done (perfect)
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im just a "threat" to his "mental health" and "safety"
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weee more completely unsolicited dick pics in my DMs, im gonna start sending you guys IP grabbers when you ask for my insta or snap atp
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I'm FINALLY getting cancelled Chat. It took a long time but my villain arc is about to begin
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Throwback to 4 months ago when I saw someone in my Society group go from shooters and hardcore pvp games to stardew valley for the first time
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Customer: do you accept checks?
Me: Wha- Sir it's only-
Customer: yeah, okay whatever, but can I write you a check for it?
Me: Sir, it's a $0.45 lollipop
Customer: yeah but I want cash back
Me: That,,, that's not how cashback works,,,
Customer: let me speak to your manager
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my longest term duo that went from the pits of plat to pushing diamond with me last split then slingshotted up to masters over the last week. so talented!!
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I explore abandoned buildings and places (alone) in my free time
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just thinking about how my cum gulping ASMR got leaked on a stream almost a month ago is kinda crazy I'll be honest, good thing they immediately moved on to the next thing like 2 seconds later
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i highkey love how much shit is going on in the replies to my tweet about getting blocked for not VCing, like i literally post NOTHING on twt perma but for whatever reason people latched onto that one and started fighting in the replies also i promoted back to emerald 2 just now
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Ugh that thick creamy 11oz load is clinging to my throat, but it was sooo good gulping it down
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Okay but does anyone actually feed scuttle crab? Like if scuttle walks over while I'm picking up the honeyfruit I'm letting scuttle have a grape
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now that im awake ill check some DMs surely people aren't being quirky in my DM- oh
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Two completely unrelated pictures. Anyways I'm super normal I promise!!!
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I need someone that's good at league of legends to VOD review a game for me, I need to know where I went wrong in this game
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With my birthday coming up I can promise my tweets will only get worse
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I call it "Lore" but you call it "2 decades of undiagnosed and untreated mental illness" whatever mannnnnnnn
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What if I made a discord server for my followers, moots, oomfs, etc. so that way I can be antisocial in public and still never talk to any of them
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Imagine playing league on this shit "oh no, I'm getting ganked, let me ROTATE MY ENTIRE CHAIR to see what's going on because my monitor is 1 Astronomical Unit in length
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any1 else ever get an itch that just feels SO good to scratch so you just keep scratching and scratching but then it kinda hurts a little but it still feels SOOO good so you just keep scratching and then you finally look and your hands are covered in blood? Any1 else or just me?
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i love queueing up to see brand, amumu, tahm kench, and senna every single game
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I got reported for communication abuse? Uhhhh, I only type in party chat to my duo/premades???? Going to have to harm my duos/premades then. Thanks for outing them to me Riot Games
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so apparently if im really good at flirting my elo tanks so hard, but if i just have no rizz and fumble constantly, I drop back to back 30 bombs for 5 games straight. Turns out edating is my kryptonite
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Come home to around $400 in damages in JUST my room. Thanks Family. You guys are so helpful by standing around laughing while I'm cleaning up and not fucking helping when its your fault for breaking my door in the first place. NOBODY IN THIS HOUSE GETS TO SLEEP TONIGHT UNTIL I DO
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Public humiliation? No, private and more deeply personal humiliation in a 1 on 1 setting
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At work opening my throat in front of my coworker so I can gulp down an entire 11oz load of thick creamy coffee so I don't fall asleep at work
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i cba trying to make friends, i try to explain a thing to someone to answer a question they asked, and i get screamed at. Okay cool, someone else asked a yes/no question lets answer that too, oh i got yelled at again, very nice. another yes/no question, oops i snapped this time
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i am a totally normal and sane human being with absolutely no suspicious qualities or quirks and can be trusted with weapons and personal information. promise.
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People hating on asmon will never not be funny, bc every single hate thread is just the exact same comments copypasted
While we're here, I never would have noticed the thumbnail if this person didn't have a public freakout about it, so good job drawing attention to yourself 👍
I am being used as a thumbnail that looks like Im pushing hate for that woman
Fuck you Asmongold
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I could feel my hot sperm gushing deep into Asuna as she trembled in yet another climax. Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Asuna. Every time my penis twitched, fireworks would go off in my head. "Ah... ah..." After receiving all that I ha-
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Milkis is a yogurt soda, it's apparently Korean, it's like fizzy water that's kinda like a really really lite cream soda, also it's white, but like off-white kinda. Like a faded watered down white. Anyways it's really chill, but it needs to be cold otherwise it's kinda gross
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Reminder to check on your friends and their mental health, even the ones you don't talk to that often.
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i should post more, but i have this issue where i queue for 30 games of league and actually play the game and just completely forget to tweet about it.
someone help.
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I was walking to my kitchen to get some water and I got ganked by twitch IRL (they are common in this area) and apparently I'm supposed to go get a shot bc it dug it's teeth into me and drew blood. I miss my cats man, they would just rengar ult the twitch mains perma
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Here are a couple tame ones since you guys were asking
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based on my “literally me” characters do you still fw me at all?
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Yay we did it gang, 400 followers, I can't believe that many of you sometimes kinda sorta maybe care about what I have to say (or there are just 400 gangstalkers praying on my downfall)
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Last time I had blood work done
Nurse (bandaging me): oops
Me: oops?
Also me: *blood pouring out of my arm*
Nurse (to radio): I'm gonna need some extra gauze
Me: is this normal?
Nurse: nope.
Me: cool, just checking 👍
My community hospital is so chill,
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I hate summer for the same reason, like why do I have to wear short sleeves and let everyone see my exposed wrists? Like, my wrists are soft, I don't want anyone eyeballing my wrists, like that's basically a body ykwim??
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the cute little urge to puke my fucking guts out (4fun) so I take a sip of water thinking the feeling will go away (it got worse)
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No, I'm a 6'10, 320lbs musclebound goliath of a Man with chiseled gigachad features, a massive cock, and infinite bitches.
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Me: *Scans ONE candy*
Me: *Sets it on the counter*
Customer: Can I get a bag for that? actually I'm walking, can I get a double bag?
Me: Sure?
Customer: *leaves, takes candy out of the double bag, eats it in 1 bite and releases both bags into the wind*
Yeah, kill yourself
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It's me, i explore abandoned buildings alone
we all got that one online friend who we woulda had some crazy adventures with if we knew each other IRL
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How to get more followers? Do I just start outing the dick pics in my DMs and begging for followers as a consolation? Or do I actually figure out something creative and try to build an audience despite being unfunny?
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