Satori Komeiji🥀
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The mistress of Old Hell. //Pfp: @chamaruk
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Okay... It's finally time for me to say with great joy that I, in collaboration with
@WindGodYasaka
and the kappa construction industries, announce the opening of the Komeiji Orphanage of Earth Spirits!
I hope I can finally do something useful, thank you everyone!
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You know you love us babygirl
I'll make posts about different Touhou characters, and the RP accounts usually reply. But what's funny is I'll see 3-4 of the same character, and they'll all have wildly different reactions.
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Haaa... What a silly thing, they're all tailored to the point of view of a human, how am I going to relate now...
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Send help.
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//
///anyway hiiii you won't believe it girls but I survived and reached my friend's house ^^
Problem is I'M A FUCKIN LOSER and can't keep up with a conversation without stuttering and mumbling hahahahahahah
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In the midst of the saddening news about Seija moving to live by herself, princess Sukuna addressed me and asked for a painted depiction of their friendship. I tried my best, but I apologize for any inconsistencies.
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So Patchouli gave me this shiny thingy in exchange for one hour of being a mind reader... Does anyone to get poked or what I dunno what to do with it-
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//hi humans!! I'd just like to say I love you all very much and I'm glad to be able to have this much fun interacting with everyone but also I'm sorry because I don't know for how long I'll be able to keep it up
Truth is I kind of live in a very controlling abusive household so-
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.........................................Orin dear I'm very sorry but also WHY-
I-I took a look at the original video...
I think I'll start to drink...
//Please people under 18, don't fucking search this video//
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//tier list of how probable I think a ship with Satori is for everyone, mostly based on stuff like common motifs or interactions or themes or whatever, some are comedy based some would work for drama,, it's not anything to do with people who play them
Zanmu would be S tier btw
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//what's up britches I'm going off to take my ride to my flight now, if I die uhhh sowwy teehee
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Me after and before hrt.
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Hmm... Oh? Is the camera working now? Heh, neat. Heya there buddy, names Tori. Found this weird little phone lying on snow, I don't get the appeal but sis says social media is all the hype so whatevs.
My sister
@Guard_Koishi
is like, a total big shot so be nice to her will ya?
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My apologies to the Myouren temple but I did succeed in making a yokai with the stolen souls so, I'm pretty satisfied about the heist.
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//every day that passes I feel more and more that people dislike me as a person even outside of the funny little characters, the retirement day grows near
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People should ask to be hypnotized by me more often honestly, it's always funny.
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...These new glasses make me feel dizzy, is that supposed to happen?
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Haaa... I really miss Minakanushi. Hope you're doing fine wherever you are.
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//hey humans your girl here has got some news, so I do have a place I can go now to escape the house but it's also pretty far away on the other side of the country so I'm very nervous, I never got in a plane before
My birthday is March 5 so I want to go before that but idk......
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I really forgot this feeling wow, not nearly as bad as I remember. Your pleasure to make my acquaintance.
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//Hey guys, it's your quirky gal Millie here!! Today to do something I never do because I hate it! Talking seriously.
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Obey the eye, relinquish your life savings to me.
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//okay so I did it, I got a plane ticket to across the country where I'll have a place to live. I'll be going on 20 of march and I'm
super nervous, there'll be customs and expenses and I think I'll be fine but if you wanted to donate anything so I can be sure that'd be nice...
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I braided my arteries.
Goddamnit ⁱ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵒᶜᶜᵘᵖʸ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᵐᵖᵗʸ ᶜⁱʳᶜˡᵉˢ ᵒᶠ ʰᵉˡˡ, ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵃʳᵇʰᵃᵈʰᵃᵗᵘ....
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//i made a discord server hiiiii send me a dm if you want an invite, it's nothing special but I think it'll be fine
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Well Kaguya's dead. Anyway what do you people want for dinner?
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Imagine if instead of danmaku we just solved our problems with rap battles.
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//ah btw if you can help it like, please stop making sex a plot point in the thingies? I try to like, keep up for the sake of it but I really don't want to have to do a "satori throws Okuu out in the streets for being a pregnant teenager" that's very disgusting and I really don't
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Puntable.......
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I forgor to finish it the other but good ending achieved. Stay tuned for the next chapter of the visual novel.
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Oh my god she's perfect.
Did you know? My ahoge stands up when it senses someone homosexual nearby.
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//after research I have assembled a diagram to scientifically break down the meaning of this statement. I also forgot to put it in but Satori's a workaholic and Yukari is also unwell and unstable just like the Tori
Anyway I named this theory the
"Law of Failgirl Attraction"
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//hm? Weird I don't remember doing anything to lazzy, oh well
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Oh right by the way? HAHAHAHAHAHAH FUUCK YOU FUUUUCKKK ALL OF YOU I TOLD YOU SO! I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT to all who didn't believe me, fuck you Yuyuko and fuck you Okina I told you I could bring Yukari back I'm so fucking good I'm literally at the top BITCHES I'm so happy!
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//I dream about the day someone will rp with me but actually write down the character's thoughts so I can read them for a change I think only like three people did it ever
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If I died how hard would you people try to revive me before giving up?
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Oh... The moon princess just retweeted her own sister's coochie... Inbreds.
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I noticed there have been misconceptions about my relationships those last few days, so I tried to boil down my feelings to their simplest form so I can explain them in this graph for easier understanding, here is my friendship to pet spectrum.
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Four thousand views aaaaaah frick you people you're unbelievable.
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I wonder if this is fitting for me or if it's far too much... The fortune teller outfit was already pushing it a bit.
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I should make my own religion and the first law would be kissing girls... But that's already basically the same as Kanako's.
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Found a lost child in the bamboo forest of the lost. She tried to eat my eye.
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///anyway hiiii you won't believe it girls but I survived and reached my friend's house ^^
Problem is I'M A FUCKIN LOSER and can't keep up with a conversation without stuttering and mumbling hahahahahahah
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Eye without makeup.
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All yokai are born pure and the world raises them into evil!!! Where is my cocaine-
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//WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE FOLLOW THAT ONE NSFW CHEN ACCOUNT WHA
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By the way you should say hi to the third eye. She'll get grumpy if you don't heh
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Humans in the chat would you say I'm trustworthy or do you fear me? Very important question for my next decision.
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Me if you even care.
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By the way I did not forget the scarlet devil mansion has yet another child predator.
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Well... I guess I'm single again now. I'm sorry for everything Parsee.
Anyway, I'll focus on something that actually matters... The orphanage. I think I should organize a party there...
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//hi hi I'd just like to say I think it's very funny my Satori is dating Yukari now, like I went onto dynasty reader, y'know, the place for touhou yuri stuff, and I looked up Satori x Yukari and there was exactly one image, not a comic, an image-
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...I understand now. I have always been the punchline.
I don't want to bring this news, but unfortunately, Mystia Lorelei wasn't able to heal in time and sadly passed away, leaving a legacy and a izakaya behind.
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Now I know it looks funny but please don't cut my arm off just to see the internal tendrils spill out-
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WHY IS THERE ME IN A BIKINI IN HIS LIKES WHAT-
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Yokai born after 900 can't cook, all they know is cause incident, throw bullets, be lesbians, eat human meat and lie.
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Ah, I should have taken more photos of everyone when they were little...! Look at little baby Okuu and Orin..
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//Living almost alone like this is definitely hard, without the freedom to expect problems solve themselves... I hope this is just a transitional period and I'll get better at handling everything
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It really hurts me that it's like this but, I think I'm getting over Orin! She's independent now and that's fine, I have so many other Orins to take care of, let alone the other pets, and I love Seiga's company so much that I even forget-
...huh?
seiga did what.
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Okay, I will be distributing chocolate now... So uh, I guess come to former hell if you want?
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. . .
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//okay humans imma be real as much as I was hyping up the okuu family dinner I'm also kinda not sure anymore cuz the whole funny bit was okuu being loud during the nightly activities but now after finding out that her writer is like 12 that feels a bit... Y'know?
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I sometimes really want to gather all the other satoris here just to play like, chess or something and see which of us can outmind read the other.
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What if I made a tea party with all the people who say they have romantic interest in me, would it end in a sleepover or in a battle royale?
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...Shameimaru. You have thirteen minutes to leave former hell, after that it is open season. Five million yen on whoever brings me your head.
@PetMom999
Orin and I kissed and did 69 there i had to admit this but was scared you'd kill me.
please don't.
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...damn.... Fitting reaction. Fitting reaction... I'd do the same...
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