I’m literally going to cry. This is supposed to be her season and every single promo/shot we get she’s still the meek little lonely wallflower. Can we please get a scene of her being happy and confident and in love? I’m so tired of this. It’s exhausting.
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This is AFTER he knows she’s LW. They fought early on ep7 and later they see each other at the butterfly ball and he apologizes and gives a huge romantic speech. THIS IS HIM PRAISING HER AS LW.
THIS JUST IN: Orchestral Covers you'll hear in Bridgerton Season 3 Part 1:
Billie Eilish, Happier Than Ever
BTS, Dynamite
GAYLE, abcdefu
Pitbull, Give Me Everything
Nick Jonas, Jealous
Sia, Cheap Thrills
Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey, Snow On The Beach
It’s giving modern au where Penelope is struggling with the dance for their wedding so they go to dance lessons and Colin is jealous of the dance instructor flirting with Penelope
I am only going to make this post ONCE and then I am DONE with this bullshit narrative: a 🧵
Let’s get one thing straight. Nicola does NOT photoshop any of her photos. She is VERY confident with her body. She chooses to wear oversized things a lot simply for fashion trends.
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At the engagement ball Colin gives a toast and says that people say you shouldn’t fall off of a horse but he disagrees because it’s how he met Penelope 😭😭😭
Polin stans don’t know what it’s like to lose!
I’m literally crying y’all
Colin Bridgerton kissed his best friend, realized he was in love with her, pined after her for 2 weeks, ravaged her in a carriage, proposed and then bought a house the next day.
If your partner isn’t giving that level of commitment then you need to drop them.
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Anthony and Ben talk to Colin because they think he’s rushing with Pen but he assures them that he has ALWAYS felt something for her he just didn’t know it was love until recently 😭😭 he’s loved her for a while now.
it’s so important that the candle here has not just been lit,but is consumed and is going out.
proving that colin's feelings for pen have always been there, he has only become aware of it but now he’s about to lose her forever.
this gives him the courage.
REMINDER:
The man who said “…and I want to do it in front of a mirror.”
Is the same man who said:
“My God, I want you,” he gasped, grinding his hips down. “I want to strip you bare and sink into you and never let you go.”
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Polin breaking a piece of furniture during sex has made it into the show!! It will happen during a sex montage in episode 8!! POLIN STANS JUST KEEP WINNING AT LIFE
They weren’t kidding when they said everything happened so fast like holy shit and I KNEW IT!!! He knew he loved her from the moment they kissed 😭😭😭 he was gone at the end of ep 2 😭😭😭
Y’all can keep your angsty, brooding, “I’m too stubborn or afraid to admit I’m in love”, angry at life bois.
I’ll take the happy over the moon, I will shout my love from the top of rooftops, golden retriever, “I’m obsessed with my wife” bois
Thank you very much!
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IN THE SEX SCENE IN EP 7 (the one after the “what good am I to you” fight and the Jess and Nick kiss) COLIN RIPS PENELOPE’S BODICE ANGRILY AND RAVISHES HER.
OH. MY. GOD. WE ARE NOT GOING TO SURVIVE THEM. I SWEAR I WILL DIE
Oh I adore him I adore him I adore him I adore him I adore him I adore him I adore him I adore him I adore him I adore him I adore him I adore him I adore him I adore him I adore him I adore him I adore him I adore him I adore him I adore him I adore him I adore him I adore him
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During the sex scene they’re on the chaise and they are almost sitting-up ish (he’s on top) and after he enters her she adjusts to him and moves her hips to take him in better - like almost taking the reigns from him and Colin about DIES
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STOP. COLIN SHOWING PEN THEIR HOME AND SHES IN SHOCK AND HE’S PANICKING AND THINKS PEN IS HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT GETTING MARRIED AND IF ITS TOO MUCH SHE CAN BACK OUT OF IT.
OH MY GOD THIS BOY IS SO WHIPPED
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For those who want to know he says “My bride” and then kisses her hand.
😭😭😭 this man is already so deep in his “my wife” era like im so sick rn can we clone him? Please?
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PENELOPE YOU HORN DOG
So my previous source got it wrong. Colin doesn’t say he can go 10 more times
Pen asks if they can go again (horny little devil 😈) and Colin LOOKS DOWN AT HIS 🍆 and says “in 5 mins?” Pauses and says “Ok maybe 10.” 💀💀
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Before he enters her Colin says it’ll hurt but she nods and says it’s okay, she gasps and they both moan and look like they LOVE IT. The actual sex scene (naked action) is a solid 4-5 minutes. It’s a LONG sex scene y’all.
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CONSENT KING ALERT!!!
Colin tells her how he’s dreamed of other body parts of hers she turns around and SHE kisses HIM first. He pulls back and says they can stop at any time if she doesn’t want to and she says no I don’t want to stop!!
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During sex Pen asks him to tell her what to do. He says he’ll show her and she says no tell me what to do. He’s turned on by this. He tells her to touch him. She’s asks where he says anywhere. She touches his hair (1/2)
It’s the fact that he LIED to them to get his way. Like he knew damn well that there was no need to move up the wedding but he just straight up lied to them cause the didn’t want to wait.
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In his fight with Portia, she tries to speak but he interrupts her and loudly says “I’m talking now!” (Or something like that) And she shuts up. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
He couldn’t even touch Marina, let alone kiss her. And here he is touching his best friend and kissing her and then he tries and sends her off to another man because his head says “just friends” but his heart is like “now hold on just a MINUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!”
You can literally see his confusion. “I’m kissing my best friend and it feels good? Why do I like this so much? What does this mean? I want to keep kissing her. Please don’t stop. Oh my god I love her. How? When? What the fuck? Oh I love her I love her!”
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During his conversation with Anthony and Benedict, Colin gives them a speech about how his love hadn’t struck like a lightening bolt from the sky!!!! 😭😭 we got so much book dialogue y’all!!
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End of Ep 7 is Polin wedding. It is EXTREMELY HAPPY!!!We see the full wedding as well as the wedding brunch afterwards where Colin and Pen are insanely happy and they dance to You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift
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OH WE STAY WINNING!!!
After sex Penelope asks Colin if she was good enough for him and he looks at her very seriously and tells her “Nothing compares to this”.
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Colin finds out she’s LW end of ep 6. Ep 7 has big LW fight. Colin tells her that he wanted to marry her not LW and he feels Pen didn’t tell him to trap him in the engagement/marriage. He goes for a walk after (1/2)
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During his conversation with Anthony and Ben, Colin is very eager to leave them and go to Penelope. As he’s goes to leave, A and B stop him and tell him to at least toast to his wife before he rushes off to her 😭😭
Before Brasil I was a firm supporter of leave them alone they’re just friends. But after Brasil I LITERALLY can’t deny what’s happening right in front of our faces. They’re doing this shit on purpose and I can’t say it’s not happening. This isn’t normal PR. This is DIFFERENT.
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She doesn’t think she’s worthy/deserves Colin. Oh fuck and then after this they fight and then they have passionate sexy time where he shows her she is enough 😭😭😭😭
S1: I burn for you.
S2: You’re the bane of my existence.
QC: My heart calls your name.
S3: I already know it’ll be “You’re my mess.”
(But let’s be honest s3 won’t just have 1 iconic line. Colin Bridgerton will have 20 iconic love lines because this man is so fucking down bad)
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CONSENT. KING. COLIN. BRIDGERTON. I. FUCKING. ADORE. YOU.
When he first puts it in she winces in pain and he stops and VERBALLY asks if she’s ok and if she wants to continue and she VERBALLY says yes she’s ok.
OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.
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Polin are talking post sex and after we get the you’re my mess line Pen starts to tell Colin she’s LW when they’re interrupted by one of their servants💀💀their servants are showing up for move in day and all they hear is Polin having sex💀💀
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The fact that Colin is going to be a father before Benedict is even married is blowing my mind 😭😭 our baby boy grew up so fast. But he’s going to be the most amazing devoted father ever and it’s going to be glorious.
Asking for consent is the sexiest thing a man can do and you can’t tell me otherwise.
The fact Colin asks MULTIPLE TIMES for consent both verbally and non-verbally just makes my knees buckle.
THIS MAN IS A WALKING GREEN FLAG AND YOU CAN’T CHANGE MY MIND
“He sees me as a woman, as a wife.”
Bestie he couldn’t even kiss you 💀
He didn’t even see Penelope in a romantic way yet and still kissed her. But go off I guess.
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There are EIGHT love speeches in p2.
Ep5: his @ Portia, his during sex scene, his engagement speech
Ep6: her at the church
Ep7: his at butterfly ball, (unknown) outside madame D’s, their vows
Ep8: THE REVEAL (balcony scene coming home???)
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This is the Mondrich Ball in ep 6. It’s when Cressida releases her own LW sheet and Penelope freaks out and Colin notices this. After, Pen has a scene with Eloise and then at the printshop Colin discovers she’s LW
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In the epilogue Penelope is pregnant and the song Yellow by Coldplay plays!! 😭😭😭 I don’t have super specific details about what’s happening in the scene unfortunately.
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End of ep 6 Cressida finds a way to make a Whistledown post. This scares Eloise and she goes to Pen for help because she’s scared that Cressida will go after her for breaking off their friendship. Penelope promises to protect her (1/2)
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The scene where Colin gives her the engagement ring is in epsiode 6. The same scene he asks if she truly believes Cressida is LW and she says no. He doesn’t believe it as well.
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In episode 8 after Pen reveals she LW there is a voice over. it starts with Julie and transitions into Nicola’s voice. Basically thanking LW for all she’s done for Penelope (kind of like closure for us as viewers)
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DON’T COME AT ME IF NONE OF THIS IS TRUE! I wanted to wait for confirmation💀
Was told Penelope walks down the aisle with Anthony. But I also just heard she may walk by herself because “she only needs Colin.” Idk which is true.
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This is episode 6 in the church after their betrothal/engagement is officially announced and after Penelope’s confesses that she has always loved Colin since the day they met.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
“I would never DREAM of courting Penelope Featherington. Never in your wildest fantasies Fife.”
Who gone tell him? Cause it do be lookin like he’s dreaming and fantasizinnnnng
Y’all in just 13 days we are going to see Polin MARRIED like not just happy and in love and engaged but also a MARRIED COUPLE!! They are going to be husband and wife in 13 days 😭😭😭😭😭 I CAN’T BREATHE
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN COLIN GOES DOWN ON PEN IN THE SEX MONTAGE IN EPISODE 8 THAT HAS THE BROKEN FURNITURE SCENE??!?!!?!!!??
(This has not been 100% confirmed but I have heard from multiple people this happens)
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ALBION FINCH THE MAN THAT YOU ARE!!
HE’S ALWAYS SO HAPPY FOR PENELOPE 😭😭 LOOK AT HIM SMILING AT HAPPY MARRIED POLIN DANCING 😭😭😭😭 (He was also the only one happy about them getting engaged 😭😭)
If what I just heard is true then idk what to do with myself. Don’t ask me what because I can’t post until it’s confirmed but if it is oh my god 😭😭😭 we win so hard.
AGAIN DONT ASK ME YET I HAVE TO CONFIRM IT!!
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STOOOOOP
JOHN ISNT COLIN’S BROTHER YET BUT HE STILL GAVE HIM A BOUTONNIÈRE FOR HIS WEDDING SO HE WAS INCLUDED