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@PeetzFleshlight

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I make pragmatic & problematic tweets about pragmatic & problematic YouTubers.

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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
7 months
My new favorite thing in the entire world is that Anya Taylor-Joy pronounces "Anne Boleyn" like "Amberlynn".
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@PeetzFleshlight
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Amberlynn's social media content vs. Jade's. Brutal.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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2 months
The best revenge is a life well lived. I hope Amberlynn Reid is having a wonderful day.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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2 months
Wait. Amberlynn Reid's new girlfriend's old girlfriend died three months ago from being 1,000 pounds. Tommy (new GF) spoke at her dead girlfriend's funeral. Two months later Tommy was in ALR's DMs and now they are in love. We've been bored. ALR gave us quite the plot.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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2 months
"I've dealt with hard-core criminals in prison for ten years, and never have I met anyone as manipulative as Amberlynn. " - Erica August 31, 2024 💀
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@PeetzFleshlight
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"Amberlynn introduces grim reaper to cast" Jordy came out with fighting words. #amberlynnreid
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@PeetzFleshlight
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1 year
I'm so proud of Tammy ♥️🌸
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@PeetzFleshlight
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11 months
I can't unsee this.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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2 years
ALR is getting drunk tonight.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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2 months
In other Foodie Beauty news, she doesn't know how to use a knife.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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6 months
Foodie Beauty has officially become Amy Ramadan.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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2 months
Erica cheated on her wife of 9 years with Amberlynn Reid. I can't process this information.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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6 months
Chantal used to insult "haters" by saying they must be 40. Happy 40 Chantal ♥️
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@PeetzFleshlight
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2 years
I got word. Two of my cousins along with their wives and kids all lived in the same building in Syria. All died. Hold your family tight tonight. Be thankful for what you have.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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2 years
I don't think Foodie was that drunk last night. I think she claimed to be. It was all her.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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4 months
Being a (now former) embalmer, I've spent a lot of time reconstructing faces. I have never seen temples and eye sockets like Foodie Beauty's. Her face is not shaped like an actual human face. I find it perplexing.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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3 months
Look Gorls! I'm walking! I'm over rotating my hips a bit but that will get better w/ time. It's been ab 4 years since I've walked without a limp & ab a year since I could walk more than 5 minutes maximum w/ a walker. I'm also wearing the same outfit Foodie Beauty wore 2 the ER.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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3 months
Foodie Beauty beware. Apparently today raids will start to take place to forcibly remove anyone who is not legally and properly in Kuwait. This includes visitors in Kuwait without proper medical insurance who have been abus1ng the system.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
2 years
I'm sorry for the death of Life By Jen, her pain & the ppl who loved her. Her death does not make her a Saint. She had her mother w/bone cancer crawl up the steps 2 bring her food. Crawling caused her 2 break her arm & LBJ still stayed upstairs. This is one of the many stories.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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In other news Chantal was kicked by a camel... Not all heroes wear capes. 🐪
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@PeetzFleshlight
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2 months
Mr. Snowflake's theory that Tommy and Valentine are the same person is very compelling. Amberlynn Reid and Tommy officially got together on the day that Tommy's partner passed away from obesity related issues.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
1 year
Amberlynn Reid claims she has been w/ her new gf for a month. So ALR "hooked up" w/ Jade while w/ the new gf. This new season is off to a great start.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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2 years
Chantal cut her outer labia and it keeps reopening. She is going to develop gangrene of the pussy lips from her uncontrolled diabetes and her willfully aversion to wiping after she pees.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
2 months
Can we all please discuss how amazing and glowy @milkteareacts looks? 💋
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@PeetzFleshlight
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I made the Mister birthday cake. It was an attempt to get it to look like our orange tabby CJ. It's not beautiful but it turned out cute and ridiculous. Using pasta was not originally part of the plan.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
2 years
Chantal only visited the person who raised her, her Grandmother, in the hospital once. Her Grandmother who got her out of the mental hospital after she faked a suc1d3 attempt. Her Gran who bought her groceries when she was a grown adult. Y'all expect her to visit Shannon?
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
3 years
I started YABA's live and my headphones had not connected yet (apprently.) Full blast, entire office heard Foodie say "I have been with men who had foreskin." I need to quit.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
1 year
Late last night Troll passed. The vet believes it was a blood clots in her heart which is a common problem with hairless cats. Thank you in advance for the support. I just really can't deal with this right now.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
5 months
This is not a drill. Tammy Slaton can fit in a booth at a restaurant. She looks so happy!
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
1 month
Occasionally Foodie Beauty will eat with her hands claiming that's what they do where she is. In the region people do eat with their hands but it's nothing like FB does. The Mister did a demo on how ppl eat w/ bread in Levintine areas where Salah is from.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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4 months
Update: the new government in Kuwait has stated if foreigners don't correct their immigration status/ are not in the country correctly, by June, they will be deported and banned. Did you hear that Foodie Beauty?
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
11 months
Baby. Love. This is not cute.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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9 months
I'm struggling here to figure out basic anatomy. I think Chantal's fupa might go beyond her knees.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
3 months
Anna (Glitter and Lazers) is one day post liposuction surgery. She can't figure out why she has no pain and just wants to move. I know why. She's h1gh as balls on painkillers.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
2 years
Peetz received olives and jalapenos on his nachos again. At this point the restaurant must be doing this intentionally to fuck with Peetz. I want to give them my business.
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Amberlynn Reid said she regrets trolling from 2017-2019 because people don't believe what she says. Now she's thinking of stepping away from YouTube. What on Earth would ALR do for work? Can you imagine administrative assistant-lynn?
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@PeetzFleshlight
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2 months
In other news Salah bought Foodie Beauty gas station flowers.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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3 months
Y'all. Anna aka Glitter and Lazers is having surgery to remove her lymphedema. She made this gem of a short. It's giving early Myspace/ post bad divorce energy. Frankly, if my medical team agreed to make this content, I would seek other doctors.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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2 years
Hell yes gorls. 61 pounds down! Like my pj bottoms?
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@PeetzFleshlight
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2 years
Chantal is really going around saying that God banned her from Tinder to get her back on track with her glow up. I can't.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
5 months
In other news, Foodie Beauty ate a sandwich the size of her head.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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5 months
Why does Salah always "pet" Foodie Beauty like she's the sickly family dog that's about to be put down? He's smiling like he's about to buy her a drive thru cheeseburger and pup cup before she's taken out back.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
2 months
16 hours after Amberlynn Reid broke it off with Erica ALR had a ticket for Tommy to fly to Oklahoma.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
2 years
Hopefully Chantal spends a lot of time at the gynecologist because before you get married in Kuwait you have to have full STD screening.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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Foodie Beauty is going to get a chemical burn on her fupa from the temu skin bleach. It'll get infected because she has uncontrolled diabetes and she's going to lose her c0oter to gangrene.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
3 years
It's not fat shaming to charge someone two seats if they take up two seats.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
1 year
Foodie just admitted to blowing 5k on a meal service that was dehydrated pouches. Apparently she couldn't cancel it bc of the TOS, that shockingly, she didn't read. I would never tell anyone if I did something that stupid.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
1 year
I can't believe I'm saying this but I think her life was actually better when she was cosplaying as DeeDee.
@SaturdayBaker
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What a difference a year makes, which one looks happy?
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
3 months
In other news, Amberlynn Reid is not doing well.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
2 years
This is probably unpopular but if you make your living reacting to YouTube meltdowns (even if you are nicer than most) it's only fair people react to the content you put on the internet.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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5 months
Tammy Slaton is living her best mermaid life. Anything is possible folks. I'm so proud of her for choosing life.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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Unpopular opinion: I don't think Amberlynn Reid knows ab her Mom's charges for n3glecting/ abus1ng/ k1lling a service dog. I think she actually believes her Mom & she won't check public records bc ALR is white knuckling her denial.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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2 months
Jordy really rolled up with a Domino's brookie to react to Amberlynn Reid. Tommy would approve.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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1 year
Why is she dressed like an Amish man?
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
3 years
I no longer feel bad for Becky. She can't afford a laptop and that is too bad. She was handed a career on YouTube as well as cash from a GoFundMe and she decided to squander it. I hope those Rugrat posters keep her warm and fed.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
28 days
Foodie Beauty absolutely shat herself on camera. I'm convinced she did it as a mating call for Salah.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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2 months
Amberlynn Reid might have a chance to get her gorl Erica. It looks like Brittany is "done".
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
2 years
This is Wink. I adopted her when she was 19/20. She was shot in the face, had no jaw &one eye. Feeding was messy. She had special wet food & I fed her on trash bags. Then I would give her a bath bc she was covered in food. She was the best cat. I had her a year &I'm thankful.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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2 years
Amberlynn Reid claims her lung is partially collapsed and the hospital did not tell her. Color me skeptial.
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Chantal could not be bothered to get her COVID shots to see her dieing Grandmother who raised her. She would not die for a child.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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2 years
"You look like such a loser." Let us break down the elements in this still...
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@PeetzFleshlight
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2 years
Right *now* Chantal should be panicking about how she is going to pay for two studio apartments in Montreal and two cat cremations.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
6 months
For the upcoming season I hope Foodie Beauty is denied entry to Kuwait, she doesn't have enough money for a return ticket to Canada so she has to live out of the airport for a while.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
2 years
Chantal wore adult diapers on the flight to Kuait so she won't have to get out of her seat. She has gained a lot of weight and I doubt the diapers she used before will fit anymore. This is going to be an interesting flight.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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6 months
Amberlynn Reid is in love gorls. You don't know her because she goes to a different school.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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1 month
I don't understand what Foodie Beauty doesn't understand. The blade goes down towards the food.
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@dave_dogz
Dave’s World- You’re just visiting.
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#FoodieBeauty STILL holding the knife UPSIDE DOWN.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
3 years
Oh shit. Yaba is right. Chantal is going to press SA charges against DeeDee now.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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2 years
Amberlynn Reid is not looking good. 30 hit her hard.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
11 months
Well, Destiny clearly has a type.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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2 years
I paid off my car today. I had been hoping to do it before Chantal paid off her Kia but that one-sided competition was shot to shit.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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What are the chances Foodie Beauty dies alone in a hotel room in Thailand? High.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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5 months
According to Amberlynn Reid it's "tacky" that viewers bring up the (service) animal abus3 charges that her Mom was charged with. Then she shames us, saying we are the reason no one wants to be on her channel. I saved y'all a click.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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2 years
Be prepared. The smug level will increase to suffocating levels. Be sure to secure breathing devices to yourself before helping others.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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2 months
How do you clean a Crumble Cookie out of your cookie jar when you can't wipe your counters? #amberlynnreid
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
11 months
Folks. This is why you gotta work through your childhood trauma.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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2 years
Chantal could not use the bathroom on the flight to Cuba and had to use an adult diaper. What is she planning on doing for a 15 hour + flight?
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
3 years
This is actually Orlin.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
5 months
I grilled my FIL ab camels & made him watch Foodie Beauty. He said FB was in serious danger. If a camel throws up they are in distress & will charge. He said someone healthy cannot outrun a Camel. Only ppl who work w/a specific camel alot are safe. He said Salah should know this.
@RHTokyo
RAnn
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So it’s more like vomiting on her!? 😳😳😳. And they do it because they are upset 😡
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
9 months
You know who I really don't want s3x advice from? Gypsy. Rose. Blanchard.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
5 months
This was done so Kuwa1t can side w/ Ir @n . Foodie Beauty needs 2 leave immediately. If she stays & open conflict starts, she might need help evacuating from her embassy. She takes up 2 seats on a plane. It might come down 2 saving her or 2 ppl. The numbers are not in her favor.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
2 years
Foodie peed her bed last night and has yet to get around to cleaning it up.
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Foodie Beauty stated that yesterday she got h1gh in her hotel room in the dark and ordered American Chinese food. She choked on a chicken meatball and had an Amberlynn Reid potato moment. She almost di3d on her first full day in Thailand.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
3 years
Fixed it.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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1 year
If you don't leave the house, why do you need 4 identical purses?
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
2 years
This is Becky's fault too.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
10 months
Conjecture, but I would not be surprised if the medical practitioner she saw informed immigration ab her health status and she's not leaving bc she wants to. Immigration is booting her.
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2 months
I walked around Walmart today without a walker or cane. To celebrate I bought myself Halloween pajamas.
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@PeetzFleshlight
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1 year
@groger2002 A reddit user was searching on SC around ALR's new apt & this was an anonymous snap. The location/timeframe match up w/Jade dropping her off. Jade has private accounts on SC. The user matched the tile. Generally Reddit is correct ab this stuff. I trust Reddit more than the FBI😂
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@PeetzFleshlight
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3 years
Foodie just claimed that her veterinarian called BBJ ugly with bald spots. I highly doubt that. This sounds like Foodie's opinion.
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Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
3 years
ALR, old news. We all knew you had to be washing yourself in bed. We all knew Becky was her caretaker. This just makes her look worse, but not for the reasons she thinks. It shows how poorly she really was treating Becky. She washed you in bed but had to pay half of the Netflix.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
2 months
NOW that Anna (Glitter and Lazers) has had liposuction, she has decided to wear the compression garments she should have been wearing all along.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
2 years
Whelp. Step Mom said I'm not allowed to show my legs at the wedding or the rehearsal dinner. I must wear a full length dress and minimal makeup with NO fake eyelashes. I replied that I wear what makes me feel comfortable and attractive.
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I've been looking. I haven't found a record of Foodie Beauty being detained in Kuwait yet. I read about one Canadian age 16-25, on a visitors visa, being detained. So not her. So yes folks. If you are on a visitors visa YOU CAN BE EXPELLED.
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Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
1 year
I truly believe it will be a cold day in hell bf Salah gets FB in Kuwait legally. What ppl are overlooking is he's Syrian. All normal immigration rules do not apply. Kuwait considers Syrians pests & huge safety risks. I think they went 2 Thailand & are stuck. (1/2)
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I'm teaching myself traditional 🍉 needlework. I made a pattern today from a dress I saw and took a wack at stitching. I'm so excited to show my Mother in Law.
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2 years
It's my anniversary and since I fit in my wedding dress again I'm wearing it to Chili's for dinner.
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@PeetzFleshlight
Lean Cuisine Enthusiast
2 years
A friendly reminder from your Twitter embalmer friend, your stomach can infact explode.
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