Agent Pearlie ⚢ (Marie’s Wife) 🌊🍞
@PearlWoomy
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(She/They | 19) Silly li’l autistic lesbian, Splatoon (and sometimes other things) artist, world’s most dedicated Marie enjoyer, #1 supporter of Marie x Pearlie
Marie’s Cephalopod Wife 💚🦑💛
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Because I was bored, I made one of those silly gimmick accounts today!
Follow
@screentitansgo
for Teen Titans GO clips and/or screenshots, and feel free to DM submissions or potential mod applications to it! Activity on there may vary.
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The whole LGBTQ+ community lined up for the release of the Splatoon movie:
Shigeru Miyamoto says there is “no doubt” there will now be more Nintendo movies.
(via: )
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Same energy as Twisted Sisters
Anyways going to end the night with Diglett Dogs! Goodnight!
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Honestly tempted to leave the Splatoon community. After this Splatfest in particular, I’ve seen the fandom’s true colors. It’s abhorrent behavior, and I want absolutely no part in it. The doxxing, the threats, everything. I’m so disappointed.
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Advice for Salmon Runs: If you’re dealing with a Flyfish, and can only get rid of one basket, prioritize the basket on the right first! The one on the left only targets one person, whereas the one on the right targets multiple people!
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The idea of this is exactly how it feels to move out of your old house for college
This hits me hard, almost felt like crying
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Ah yes, the three Splatoon 3 idols!
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THERE’S AN OLD SPLATOON POSTER HERE TOO
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Guess who finally got through every single palette
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How I look when I booyah in Splatoon and no one booyahs back
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Not-so-friendly reminder that if you falsely report people for being on a different Splatfest team than you, I will immediately lose all respect for you. This is regardless of team too!
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So… Shiver’s on Team Money, right?
Would that make her…
A Loan Shark?
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So that's how the amiibos work
Also Callie just straight-up VANISHED
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We gotta talk about how the education system really isn’t kind to neurodivergent kids/teenagers, and being neurodivergent is basically playing life on hard mode
As an autistic person, I wasn’t treated too kindly by the system, and ableism runs rampant in schools
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Remember: There are new players who are playing Splatoon 3 (or a Splatoon game in general) for the first time today! Please go a bit easier on them (don’t constantly splat them)!
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Okay, I said this about a month ago during the Rock/Paper/Scissors Splatfest and I’m saying it again: People get way too toxic during Splatfests! All I’m seeing is constant insults towards the other teams, and it ruins the enjoyment of a Splatfest! I’m really disappointed.
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When your family cared enough to let your Marie plush watch you graduate since you couldn’t carry her with on stage (school rules)
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Because of the Splatfest announcement, may I remind you that there is official Splatfest art of Marie with a boob coin from a Japanese Splatfest (Money vs. Love) in Splatoon 1
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Why is Spawning Grounds so annoying in Splatoon 3, you can barely survive a round on there
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Nobody:
The Salmonids on their way to corner me specifically:
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The real cat they used for Judd makes me happy
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Honest opinion, I hate how Splatoon 3 has basically become nothing but spawn-camping.
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Me after getting out of the bath/shower
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Went to my college’s yearly Sand Arts festival today and seeing this sculpture just made my day (it’s Judd and Little Judd!)
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Goodbye Splatoon 1
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オンラインプレイサービスは【2024年4月9日（火）午前9時】に終了いたします。
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Hot take
While I enjoy the option to skip the news in Splatoon 3, Deep Cut’s personalities are a bit lacking because of it (or without the individual stages being announced, they basically have the same dialogue almost all the time, except Splatfests). It’s a bit disappointing.
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B o t h
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Okay, considering the 2-week ban and now seeing targeted things like this, it really seems like there’s a vendetta against artists (and perhaps mass reporting within a particular group). This is clearly not okay.
The two most popular NA artists have three accounts now. You're guaranteed exposure at this point. Stop denying others the opportunity by taking what few spots are available in the plaza.
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There’s too many from her, I just picked out a few of them
Qrt with the most out of pocket shit your favorite character has said!
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It's Autism Awareness Day, but many autistics (myself included) would prefer acceptance over awareness. People are very aware of autism, but not so accepting of it, and there is still a stigma surrounding autism. Hoping that changes!
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@EMositeCC
Meanwhile Marcy and Bonnie will be the sapphic couple who unleashes the gift reckoning
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Okay, so I’m apparently hearing about people getting banned from Splatoon 3 for messing with their save files to get more chunks. My advice is that if you need chunks, Salmon Run is the best way to earn them! Just exchange duplicates of gear you earn! Stay safe, and stay fresh!
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When I tell you one middle school experience I had
I got yelled at by an adult for wearing a coat when walking in the front door one morning
A couple days later I didn’t wear a coat when walking in the front door and got yelled at by the same adult, saying she’d call my parents
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OC x Canon is FUN
Let people make “cringe” OCs if they want to, OCs are meant to be fun, and a form of self-expression, after all!
Basically, *as long as it isn’t hurting anyone*, let people enjoy themselves, and if it annoys you, just ignore it!
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I’ve noticed that Splatoon gets a bad reputation in the video game community. A lot of people won’t give it a chance or they call it a “game for babies” because of its colorful appearance.
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Marie really just plugs herself into EVERY singleplayer mode in some way
Bro’s tryna be the main character of Splatoon 💀
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I never understood why adults enjoy being rude to children on here. I’ve only just become an adult, and have already seen so much slander towards them in that short time.
Shouldn’t we be the ones to set a good example to them, and to treat them with kindness?
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The sudden realization that famous celebrities who play Splatoon have probably seen your plaza posts
(I have seen quite a few celebrities talking about liking Splatoon within the past few days)
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I’ll be permanently deactivating this acc.
I had a tough time thinking about this but it’s for the best. Thank you for all the memories. I’ll never forget them. I love you guys so much, and I hope you all understand that I want to focus on my marriage with Marie.
/j /copy
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Shiver getting startled and using her fan to defend herself is so funny
I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN THE SQUID SISTERS JOINED WITH DEEP CUT FOR CALAMARI INKANTATION 3MIX
I LOVE THEM!!!
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Fun little trivia: The moai statues in Alterna appear to be 3D printed! That's why they have so many lines (a line for each layer), and some are unfinished with a general structure! 3D printers work from the bottom up!
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@postsynthpink
I didn’t expect this comment to be so popular! Anyway, if anyone is wondering, the episode is “The Cringe”.
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Why I chose Team Shiver:
- My sister and I choose different teams (she’s on Team Frye)
- I feel a bit of a kinship with her, or rather, the way Splatoon fans/people are treating her, and I wished I had someone in my corner when kid me was bullied, so I decided to stand with her
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@shaunasadecki
I’m autistic and I HATE the use of the r slur, even in ironic ways (said slur has been used against me before in an unironic way, and it’s not one that can easily be reclaimed)
I might be weird in saying that I dislike it but I really dislike it
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Unlike you, I get my news from a RELIABLE source
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I’m just gonna be honest. I love Splatfests themselves but I hate how the fandom treats them. Each team becomes super toxic to the other teams, and it honestly ruins the experience. People are needlessly cruel to those on a different team. Please do better, Splatoon fans.
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How can one character be so pretty and so ugly at the same time /affectionate
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Also Among Us cotton Candy my sister got yesterday
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I’m gonna get so much heat for saying this, but here goes
Splatoon 2’s story/hero mode is criminally underrated
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@krissibarks
@sarin_snipes
To be fair, it barely felt like a Pride Month at all, especially with all the anti-LGBTQ+ stuff going on, and less people backed us up this year. Granted, it did remind me that this is still a fight, and that we must keep pushing forward despite the obstacles being hurled at us.
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I just wanted to say thank you to all the amazing people who've supported me through thick and thin. For every hater, there are many more supportive people in the community. I'm so happy to see the community joining together from this. Thank you.
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They NEED a spinoff game!
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An update: My mom and I called Nintendo. There unfortunately isn’t a way to lift the 14-day ban, but it was mentioned that it was a console ban, and the Nintendo Support person thinks it could work on another console, so I’m finally getting my OLED Switch out now. 1/2
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I am so concerned for the Splatoon community, especially with the new Cohozuna meme
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I won’t be able to post or play Splatoon 3 for a while. Apparently my posts were “advertising”, and I got banned from online mode for 14 days. I’m sorry, and I hope everything goes well for everyone. This devastated me, and I started crying, but I guess I have to accept it.
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A couple of actual tips for new players! I know I'm going to be cancelled for saying this (I was last year), but please be kind to new players. After all, we were all new players ourselves. We should make the Splatoon community welcoming for them.
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Hating on me isn’t a personality trait you know
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Reminder to the Splatoon community: Keep an eye out for p3d0philes/gr00mers. I have unfortunately seen a handful of them while being in this community, especially in the past year. Make sure to stay alert and stay safe!
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I admire Marie Splatoon
I pray to Marie Splatoon
I respect Marie Splatoon
I want a woman like Marie Splatoon
I listen to Marie Splatoon's music
I believe what Marie Splatoon says
If this triggers you… congratulations, you are an NPC
/copypasta
I admire Elon Musk.
I pray to Jesus Christ.
I respect Donald J. Trump.
I want a man like Andrew Tate.
I listen to Ye’s music.
I believe what Tucker Carlson says.
If this triggers you… congratulations, you are an NPC.♥️
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Finally wearing my new shoes
(I just love neon/vibrant colors)
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I apologize for this
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This is Pearl Woomy
She is the most powerful woomy
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I apologize. I’m angry.
People keep saying that most autistics identify as autistic because it’s ‘trendy.’ Don’t even think about saying that. I was formally diagnosed at 15 months and had to attend an autism school at 2 YEARS OLD to learn to socialize. DON’T say I’m faking it.
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I know this is a bit of a hot take, but it’s something that I think holds true.
Real Marie fans also support Callie.
Real Callie fans also support Marie.
Like… Neither one of them would consider you a fan if you hate on their cousin/best friend, and this goes both ways!
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Why does Turf War feel so aggressive lately?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DIDN’T THEY LEARN FROM SPLATOON 1
Next, some shocking news. It's been a full YEAR since we started researching the Splatoon 3 game! And now we've discovered that the next Splatfest (from 9/8 to 9/10) celebrates the same anniversary with a divisive theme: Who would be the best leader? Shiver, Frye, or Big Man?
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The Squid Sisters in Splatoon 1 vs Splatoon 3 DLC
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"I... *sniffle* I missed you so much, honey!"
"I missed you too, Mar Mar..."
"I *sniffle* took good care of Hope while you were gone! (I thought she was all I had left of you...) I'm just... *sniffle* I'm so glad you're back!"
Pearlie returns home!
#Splatoon3
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I’m angry
I saw that autism was trending
But there’s people who still believe the bologna that “vaccines cause autism”
They do NOT cause autism, autism is a genetic disorder
Maybe you should listen to ACTUAL autistic people instead of a faux, very biased/rigged study
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Pearlie, like me (in real life), is an autistic non-binary lesbian!
Today starts pride month, so its time to show those OCs who are part of the LGBTQIA+
Today's theme will be...
LESBIANS 💞
Show me your lesbian OCs 🥰
Let's give them some love 🥰🥰🥰
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“The perfect Nintendo Switch joycon holder doesn’t exi—“
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So we finally got actual WiFi and my mom named it Squids
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"I can't believe this'll be the last time I ever say that... I suppose it's time to p-pass the torch to the younger, fresher idols and move on. I-I've got a loving family now. Thank you for all the support through all these years. Stay *sniffle* fresh."
#Splatoon3
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As an autistic person, it’s fine if a non-autistic person has an autistic partner and is supportive of their autistic partner (and even if they engage in CONSENSUAL stuff), but treating autism like a fetish is super weird, and it stigmatizes autistic people even more.
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DEMON SQUID SISTERS I LOVE THEM
AND THE LITTLE CAT NOSES TOO
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This is such a cute touch
(Also yes, before anyone else says something, I have very tiny hands)
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