Thuso Pearl Maphile🇿🇦
@PearlMaphile
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🇿🇦 ❤️ Sundowns⚽*** I don't date while unemployed think twice before you send me a dm. I don't do long distance relationships one of us has to move 😢😔
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I sent guy a text this morning inviting him for breakfast.
His girl called.
You guys must stop lying about having people in your life's haibo.
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Bathong my neighbor approached me for a 3 sum, is my face written freaky bathong? 🤐🤐
Neighbor friendship gone 😒😒😒
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A ndoda will ndoda for a person he wants to ndoda for.
Now I understand shame. 😔
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8 months later he tells me my WOMEN ON TOP did not have stamina.
Tswang bashimaneng Yoh😂😂
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Everyday I see atleast 5 to 10 men I wanna spend the rest of my life with 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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I'm thinking about that first slide in 💭💭💭🍆🍆 I got goosebumps. Re nyobiseng bathong
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I catch you cheating on someone I know, you have 2 choices.
You give me 🍆
Or I snitch 🤷♂️
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@saney_maxwell
Depends on what type of parents u have.
I'm turning 29 this year and in their eyes ke mcane they think I'm not having sex
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@Maddy_sebs
I wish I was dumped like this. These days people start acting funny then we assume it's over
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@ClixWell
This type of flu makes ur skin hurts when u touch yourself
Lenna I would buy a mask
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@Callmethaboo2nd
Lol this is so funny. I wanted to do it to my previous guy but unfortunately he had a big head so the weave didn't fit and we were laughing about it 😂😂😂😂
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@pontsho_mp
Even if u having a bad day ore u want them to come cuddle you. They won't even show up for such a simple task
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@MatsileMohau
We dealing with alot.
Money problems
Family issues
Relationship issues
Lack of sleep
All that combined is a bomb
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For my birthday this year I wanna book myself at a hotel.
Get some rest.
Sleep till late. 😴😴😴
Switch off my phone
Peace of mind
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@TheRealMotase
Lol I'll never do this. I rather suffer in silence.
She will eat me up during that session
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My tummy folds when I sit down.
Happy Monday 🤙🤘🤟
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As from today I'm abstaining from 🍑🍆. Until further notice
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Bathong can't you just eat us without loving us? Bashimane ba rata go complicate dilo weitse.
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Men should stop giving us money, they should get us jobs.
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Not me telling the taxi driver, I ain't counting no money I ain't giving nobody change.
I got kicked out of the taxi. 😩😩
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I need a 2 minute noodle in my life. Tse tsa go palamiwa hour kao fela ga ke di kene.
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For once I just Wana date a guy that takes a bath regularly.
Eseng " ke tlhapile mabane" yoh
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@phumeekubheka
People have alot of preference and red flags. Everything is a red flag these days.
You snore it's a red flag
U unemployed it's a red flag
U have sinuses it's a problem
U make sound when u eat it's a problem.
High sex drive it's a problem
The list is endless we gonna end up alne
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People who does not wanna test for HIV before the Deed. RUN
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We are scared to posts our full body pics cos people are being body shamed right left and center.
Happy Sunday
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My friend is on the verge of cheating on her fiance, I tried giving her all the solutions in the world to avoid cheating but the situation is getting out of hand.🙆♂️🙆♂️🙆♂️🙆♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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Taba tsa go betchiwa ke di utlwa ka basadi ba bangwe, nna my relationships never got to that point.
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@muhlez__
This makes me feel much better cos I was planning on revenging on this dude I think I'm gonna go through with it. U just motivated me lol
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If you don't get a chance to read the Bible get yourself these tiny cards for everyday or whenever.
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Unemployed gang where you at? What you doing?
Nna ke fa
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Don't be afraid to move on, there are people who are willing to treat you better. 🤞
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