Just got in the shower and I immediately need to take a shit #fuckme

@JLaqueef69 Well, his moaning stopped but I think I can still hear the sheets moving around… I think he’s on cleanup duty rn. Appreciate the offer, Janice.

Imagibating - the act of pleasuring yourself to a memory or fantasy.

Update: I just confronted him after a 36 minute shower (yes we timed it) and he admitted to wankin it. #calledit

@dunkindonuts what the flip is this ????

ATTENTION HUZZ: My character on little league World Series Xbox 360 just threw a perfect game. #NoNo

@Tristan90533030 Women 🙄🙄

Taylor swift back shots or your right hand? #LANK

I can’t wait for this game to be over and everyone to leave my room so i can jork it. #ratherbebeatingit

Sza is carrying this right now #mommy

This is going to be Patrick Mahomes 28-3 game

My roomate averages 25 minute showers and claims that he hasn’t jorked it in 2 weeks. I know that bastard is slapping his willy around in there. #makeitmakesense

Hashtags are a criminally underrated invention

Girls not sucking my hog are gay????.. #checksout #imhorny #smallpeterpeyer

Don’t look back in anger

@junkyarddave114 @wicked_pissah69 @jyd I gently kissed that thing and I genuinely need ti die. #sheinkme

@JLaqueef69 you uppppp???? #thisisabootycall

@JLaqueef69 u upp???????

I have a live laugh track all times #notashrink