Members of Parliament from Northern Uganda please leave the Leader of Opposition alone.
Now you have all gotten where you can all open your smelly mouths that some of you have never opened since being elected.
USELESS leaders.
To all Luo Men who come to Kampala, get brown women & start mistreating their chocolate brown wives.. Ngwinycetwu.
Mingo eno ni mono nga ma opwonyo wu kwede??
Dudwu otwii nii.
Members of Parliament from Northern Uganda stop accusing the Leader of Opposition of being tribalistic, He is very right.
You guys are the most tribalistic people even on your own tribes.
It’s just poverty and lack of exposure which silences your level of tribalism.
Luo Men were not created to have potbellies.
Do you guys with potbellies know how funny you look??
Wu nen calo dyel 🐐 ma omoko tobi.
🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️ aceto baa. Adeg daa gira 😂😂😂
A Luo Man will confuse you with all the sweet beautiful words, sexy voice in the vibing stage, you might think you’ve gotten a real man 😂😂😂
Accept him when you have Holy water, anointing oil, Bible because the Evil Spirit you’ll entangle with needs those things.
🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
Men from Northern Uganda have stopped wearing NGO T-shirts, 👏👏👏👏
But there’s another thing;
Can’t you guys buy perfect fitting T-shirts??
Those tight small T-shirts with your stomachs like pa dyel nii WHY??
Anyway it’s a learning process 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️ Adeg daa.
One day my mother doubted if i were her real child.
It was the third time i was being suspended from school in a term. I remember she ask my grandmother “Are u sure you picked my real child? Because u were in the labor ward “😂😂😂
A Luo Man who knows how to cook food doesn’t know anything about dinner dates, lunch dates etc.
In fact that Evil Spirit doesn’t believe in eating outside home.
So go when you’re prepared.
He’ll even carry for you live chicken to slaughter 😂🏃♀️🏃♀️
Whoever bewitched
@Mapenduzi_Ojara
Please release him. This is one of the brightest young leaders, but something is happening to him.
You can see a shadow covering him.
The devil is a liar. Ojara wasn’t stupid.
Luo Men from Gulu, Nwoya please learn to work hard & make your money so that you stop simping around rich men.
In pe ibedo lacoo?? Wek lyero mani ka kere ikom lacoo lawodi pi cente. Mingo mogo, Acoli ocako kere awene? Wun owek leyo wii dano baa.
Luo Men learn to moisturize your Legs and doing proper pedicure.
Tyen wu nongo okwor ma otalo atala calo ngwiny bim ki Karuma ca.
🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️ adeg daa baa. Aceto gira😂😂😂😂
Yesterday i met some gentleman in Gulu, he greeted me properly in English, conversation went on and on Until my phone rang and i answered in Luo. He said “Anyaka iming marac pingo pe iwaca nii ingeyo Leb acoli, in itamo nii loko Leb munu yot? Abalo Leb munu na nono”. 🤣🤣🤣
PLEASE Women from Northern Uganda and West Nile especially Arua, Lira, Gulu.
STOP BLEACHING!
What’s with bleaching these days???
Our region is hot and with those cheap bleaching creams you all stink like some Anus.
If you really want a Man from Northern Uganda, please avoid the Evil spirits from Gulu.
They are;
1- Laziest men on earth.
2-Gold diggers.
3-Schemers.
4-Irresponsible.
5-Headquarter of Useless men is in Gulu.
6-Womanizers.
🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
Don’t fall for a Luo Man who admires you for your brown color. He’ll take you up there(NORTH), the Sun will hit you & when you darken, He will look for another woman.
Adeg daa 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️ atye ka camo dek. 😂😂😂
Luo Men, there are also other factors to consider when choosing a woman yaa… not only skin color.
Ka wu-neno gin ma makwar nongo cun-wu ki man-wu weng cung acunga.
Ber ma nen ki woko ni rwenyo mot mot baa.. ci ibi-kanyo gin mo ma nongo wiye oding calo wii romo.
A Stingy Luo Man uses so many sweet words “Sweetheart, Darling, Honey, Cin aweno na, Min lutino na, amama na, the annoying one madam ma, my Love 😂😂😂
Don’t fall for it, he just wants to do you.
🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️ adeg gira daa😂😂😂
Avoid Luo Men who wears Crocs.
Especially this 👇👇 type. Laco ma kwiri, ma romo gwoko dako pe ruku lakodi gin eni.
Utye nining ce omegi na? 😂😂😂 Amoto wu eno.
If you’re dating a Luo Man, and he brings for you flowers on Valentine’s Day, leave him. He is cheating and covering up.
Those evil spirits don’t know how to buy flowers.
Oduru dud-wu i parliament ni omito salon, omito ka goyo mac weng obedi i parliament. Ento ka oo i lok ma mako kum lwak nongo omiyo ngwiny cet-wu ni cwic ma pe oyabo.
Nen kong wel moo tung gang-wa.
Never date an Educated Luo Man who’s not exposed.
You would rather date a proper illiterate straight away.
🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️aceto.
Diki nino madit, adeg daa baa.
Ugandan Luo Men, did you guys see the video showing houses Kenyan Luo Men have in their villages???
Odolo manwu Kampala nii kono otamo ngo??🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
This Narrative of using Northern Uganda and Karamoja to measure the level of poverty will not help this country.
We ain’t poor in Northern Uganda look for another region. We have refused that Poverty you’re forcing on us.
Notice;
If you are an Emotional Luo Man, who can’t handle jokes with some truth in the jokes, unfollow me or block me it’s that simple.
Pe inyut ki dano weng ni pe ki kweri maber pi nino adek me weko mani ojing maber calo man lacoo kikome.
Acoli kong obin kany;
Bedo i capital city mere mit, winyo ne mere mit ka iwaco nii “family na tye Kampala” ento mito ki yubu ot gang baa. Lok moni me reto lum nongo dong kitye ka yenyo ka yiki nii pe ber baa.
Gang mito ki yub con.
There’s No Luo Man who does not have a side chick.
However meek he’s (the meek ones are worse) they must keep one or two on the side.
Those Evil Spirits can cheat 🙌
Tin Sunday baa, adeg daa aceto🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️😂😂😂
I drove from Arua to Kampala yesterday via Gulu, upto now I can’t feel my Legs, my back is aching 🙌🙌.
Professional drivers, how do you guys manage?? 🙆♀️🙆♀️🙆♀️
Ladies if you really want a Man from up there, Try West Nile Sub-
region. (They still have hearts)
Leave these Forest Evil Spirits from Gulu, Kitgum, Lira, Pader, Nwoya etc.
Evil Spirits from Apac are still okay though, but they gossip a lot.
🏃♀️🏃♀️aceto ka camo dek baa 😂😂😂
NOTICE
It’s Acoli not Acholi. This goes to all those whose anuses are itching because of Mao’s move, and they feel like saying each and everything about Acolis.
Apwoyo.
Ladies from Northern Uganda and West Nile, not every Outfit should be won with high heels.
Pingo omito turu tyen wu. 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️ i have left. 😂😂
A traffic officer stopped me & asked for my permit, checking my purse nothing. I told him I can’t find it but I know my license No. he can verify.
He said “Now you’re teaching me” arrogantly.
I told him copy my no. plate & do your worst, I don’t have time to argue or beg you.
So happy that Bagandas have opened up some serious businesses in Northern Uganda, Gulu especially.
Now those my tribe mates who behave like we are still in Amin’s days where you have to beg a shop keeper to serve you, will suffer.
Men as you struggle to provide for your Families, making sure the kids go to the best schools, your wife is comfortable, DO NOT FORGET TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES.
Acoli mingo moni me ruku Nigerian traditional outfits ii functions ni mono dok tye ka aa ki kwene???
Wun cultural wear-wu peke??
Mingo ma oweko pe oromo wa nyute/wak-ke ki culture wu ni aye dong obi neko-wuu.
Ngwiny-ceti ka iruku ruk pa kaka mapat ki kaka ni.
1-Make sure you’re prayerful enough.
2-Have holy water.
3-Have anointing oil.
To cast out Evil Spirits in him.
4-They gossip a lot, so be ready to hear “I heard this, someone told me that” etc.
Good Luck though. 🏃♀️🏃♀️
Today marks 2yrs since I lost my sweetheart.
Who died of all things Malaria.
Men normalize going for check up always whenever you’re not feeling well.
He took malaria symptoms to be hangover.
So on 29/3/2022 at 8am he collapsed died.
They did postmortem & it was Malaria.
I want to get this Taxi driver and they first teach him a lesson, but the other side of my good heart is telling me he might be someone’s father, just leave him.
Let me first pray. 😊
The fool knocked my son’s car & still went ahead to bully the poor boy.