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YNWA❤ || We completed football || *Thoroughly* typo-prone|| F1 enthusiast.

Tsumeb, Namibia
Joined March 2019
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@Paul_Smk
PAUL
3 years
Iphone 6 users rn: ''Hi there! I'm NOT using WhatsApp''
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Don't say anything just RETWEET🇳🇦🇳🇦🇳🇦🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🇳🇦🇳🇦🇳🇦🇳🇦🇳🇦🇳🇦❤️❤️❤️🇳🇦🇳🇦🇳🇦🇳🇦🇳🇦🇳🇦🇳🇦
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Grade 11, speaking for all of us😂
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Don't say anything. Just Retweet. 🇳🇦🇳🇦🇳🇦🇳🇦🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Top 5 scammers in Namibia: 1.MTC 2.FNB 3.Women 4.Betting 5.Order with me
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@Paul_Smk
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9 months
One of the greatest players to ever grace football. 🥺🇳🇦🇳🇦🇳🇦❤️❤️❤️
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@Paul_Smk
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2 years
Watching tweeps flirt under your tweet:
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
''Baby can I go through your phone?'' 🥺 Reply with your 5th emojie😂
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@Paul_Smk
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1 year
👍
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@Tate_Leevi
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1 year
What is the longest song you have ever listened to?
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Cry with me if you have the coldest room in the house😭😭😭🥶🥶
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Mboma and NETMAN 🇳🇦😤🔥🔥
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@Paul_Smk
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4 years
I hope the girl reading this gets clear skin and a fat ass 🌚
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@Paul_Smk
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4 years
Y'all please get me to 100 retweets I'll appreciate 🙏
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Imagine falling in love and it works out for the rest of your life.☺️❤️
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
SWAPO has failed the nation and y'all pinning the blame on Job. Ano omwaningwa ngeipi?🤔
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@Paul_Smk
PAUL
4 years
Are you going to marry the person you're dating?
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
A rare picture of Mboma 🐐🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇳🇦🇳🇦
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@Paul_Smk
PAUL
4 years
Dudes can be friends for years and have no pictures together 😎
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Man Of The Match 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Let's settle this once and for all. Who's the best singer.? Zanda Zakuza or Nomcebo Zikode
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
I can't believe there are few Namibians who are pressed by us supporting our own athletes. The same way y'all support Manchester, Chelsea , Ronaldo, Messi them.. it's the same energy we will keep with our girls.. Aalodhi omu li ngiini man?🤔
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Deleting a conversation after getting left on read so you don't have to see how unwanted you are>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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@Paul_Smk
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4 years
Let's be honest ,when last were you at church?🤔😅
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
If Mboma beats Elaine Thomson, I'll post my girlfriend. 🙃 Bookmark this tweet.
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@Paul_Smk
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2 years
You guys are even lucky that NDF forgot to include a Driver's License in the requirements.😭😭
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
I can't imagine Bill Gates hitting on women after being married for 27 years. ''Baby, it's only Micro when it's Soft''
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Meet the first chief inspector who hasn't heard of someone that died from hunger-1921
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Thank you Lord for another year of life. 🥳❤️🙏
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Sorry to say this but being a good person doesn't get you loved. It gets you used.
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Nurses make great wives but they should reduce lobola when getting married to a nurse cause these people don't sleep at home😭
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@Paul_Smk
PAUL
3 years
Wuna zomwene?
@christine_mboma
Christine. K. Mboma
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Who needs Peter Drury🤷‍♂️ when we have Shuumbwa🇳🇦🔥😂
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
''Family comes first'' .. Not in my books. Whoever puts me first, comes first. 💯
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Do you remember the day you gave your log in details because you were in love?😂😂😂
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Imagine having a younger sibling that's taller than you😂😭
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Let's all gather here and laugh at Penaldo plus Manchester United 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Paul_Smk
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4 years
Job hunting is draining. There's a phase of looking for jobs you want, then looking for jobs you can get, then hiding your qualifications so that you can get any job.Then there's being too broke to apply for jobs. Be kind to your unemployed mates &never fall short of helping out.
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@Paul_Smk
PAUL
3 years
So girls how is life without boyfriend?
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
If Messi thinks I'll follow him to PSG, then that's exactly what I will do.
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@Paul_Smk
PAUL
3 years
Let's settle this once and for all. Luncheon roll or Wieners?
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@Paul_Smk
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1 year
Peter Drury is back? .🥹🥹🥹🥹🔥🔥🔥
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@Paul_Smk
PAUL
3 years
Liverpool fans drop a ❤️ and let's follow each other.
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@Paul_Smk
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2 years
Graduation wishlist tumina xoo.
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
You're still dating someone without a driver's license?
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Some of you girls are unnecessarily rude and it's unattractive. 🤮
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@Paul_Smk
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4 years
If two people look happy together, leave them alone!!
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@Paul_Smk
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4 years
Some people started minding other people's business in grade 1 , kuti ''Teacher this one is not writing''..🙄
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
''I don't chat offline'' is busy sending paragraphs offline rn:
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Who remembers this guy😂😂?
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Women are good people. I mean look at Mboma😊😊❤️❤️❤️
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Sex without foreplay 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
I really hate being asked why I don't drink. I just don't drink.. that's it.
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Bro code: ''If bro has more followers on IG than on Twitter, bro is a Princess'' 😭🤣
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
I view WhatsApp status when bored 🙃
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@Paul_Smk
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2 years
Some of you really just hate Amushe and it shows. Omnhu oove to kombwa ndee oto fanganya.
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@Paul_Smk
PAUL
3 years
Do you miss yourself? I mean the person you were, before pain changed you..
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Now what will Arsenal fans be doing tonight?😂🤷‍♂️
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
I hate being ignored. Just say ''fuck you'' or something. 😭😭😭😭
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@Paul_Smk
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2 years
Someone said "the amount of cold you're feeling is equivalent to your sins." 😂😂😂😂😂
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PAUL
3 years
Is this the guy you were comparing with Exit?😂🚮
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3 years
Imagine PSG facing Arsenal 🥲😂😂
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
How long do you take a bath? Me: 2 songs😂
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Let's show some love to our boys🇳🇦🇳🇦🇳🇦🇳🇦👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
When I grow up I want to be unselfish like Messi 😭😭💯🔥
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Allan Saint-Maximin is the best dribbler in EPL. Discuss____
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
You're unemployed but don't pick up new numbers 🤔 What level of stupidity is that?🤷‍♂️
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@Paul_Smk
PAUL
3 years
People who sleep with their phone on silent don't care about anything in this world.
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
How y'all be dating like 10 people within a year? It takes me like a year to find someone I even like. 🙄
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@Paul_Smk
PAUL
3 years
At your big age but you still can't ride a bicycle 😂
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
If y'all think we funny on Twitter hang with us in person. 🤣🤣🤣
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
When you accidentally send a screenshot to the same person you took a screenshot of. 😏
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@Paul_Smk
PAUL
4 years
Be proud of where you come from, stop rounding it off to the nearest town.
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@Paul_Smk
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4 years
What if you invite a girl for a sleep over and she doesn't wake up , what will you do?🤷‍♂️
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@Paul_Smk
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4 years
You learn nothing from life if you think you're right all the time.💯
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3 years
Why would you steam everyday if you're not sick?🤔
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
This hun texted me asking for money, told her I'm broke. Homegirl told me it was a wrong text😬 women!!
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@Paul_Smk
PAUL
4 years
We ugly boys don't cheat because we know the struggle of getting a new girlfriend.
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@Paul_Smk
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4 years
Quick reminder: Man U aren't playing Champions League.
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@Paul_Smk
PAUL
3 years
Girls can announce their birthday from the beginning of the year and still get no presents. 😅
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@Paul_Smk
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4 years
A tattoo looks good on you when you have money, if you're broke you look dangerous.
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@Paul_Smk
PAUL
3 years
Namibia have like 5 world class players: 1. Enock Mwepu🇳🇦🔥 2. Peter Shalulile🇳🇦🔥 3. Elmo Kambindu🇳🇦🔥 4. Deon Hotto🇳🇦🔥 5. Ryan Nyambe. 🇳🇦🔥
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@Paul_Smk
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2 years
As a man, why are you watching Miss Namibia?
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@Paul_Smk
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4 years
Invest in your woman ,so that when you are broke you can sell two of her wigs.🌚
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@Paul_Smk
PAUL
3 years
Atalanta have one job to do today. Just one🤌🏽
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Shuu that thread. I thought women were good people 😭😭😭😭
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@Paul_Smk
PAUL
3 years
Don't let Russia-Ukraine conflict distract you from the fact that you don't have a Driver's License.
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@Paul_Smk
PAUL
3 years
Whoever ends up with me will be very lucky. I got so much love to give.
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@Paul_Smk
PAUL
3 years
Drop unnecessary places in Namibia.
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@Paul_Smk
PAUL
3 years
Let's all laugh at Penaldo, Pelnandes, Penchester United and Chelsea 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Paul_Smk
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3 years
Ashike the support we give to our own athletes is top tier ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🇳🇦🇳🇦 Keep it up guys!
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@Paul_Smk
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4 years
Ladies would you help your boyfriend pay for your Lobola?
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@Paul_Smk
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4 years
Vakwee for those who say everything has advantage & disadvantage can you tell me the advantage of being broke?🤦‍♂️
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@Paul_Smk
PAUL
11 months
Go pop some balloons on my profile before you go drink okes. Thank you.🎈🤭
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@Paul_Smk
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4 years
Having both parents alive is such an underrated blessing🥺❤️🙏.
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