Paul Morrissey
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☘💪⚽☮️ Fútbol Man. Youtube Podscaster/Vlogger🎥 Todo Terreno. Irishmin, Dubliner. Living in #Mexico kissing lots of Latina Mamacitas 🇲🇽
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Messi to Alexis: 'Seeing how bad you are, I don't know how u cost so much. You don't score enough, so pass me the ball.' [El Confidencial]
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'Big Money Big Problem.
We never eat more than 1 bread in 1 day.'
Great quote and life philosophy from
#Khabib
👏👏
#khabibvsgaethje
#khabibgaethje
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@IanWright0
'If there was a God up there listening to every footballer's prayer, every game would end in a draw.'
J. Cruyff
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Bob Bradley will always have Swansea 5 - Crystal Palace 4 and no one can take that away from him
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Spain squad gave Diego Costa a surprise birthday cake during meal today. Lovely touch, the 50th is always a big one.
http://t.co/3l4oCVlezU
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@shornKOOMINS
If it's anything like his All Or Nothing team talks, we can expect a third Covid wave imminently
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@M4ttmc87
First time I've ever heard genuinely punchable voice. Excruciatingly posh and self-entitled to the point of parody 😂
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One of the Tahiti players, Efraín Araneda, was Torres' tour guide when he visited the French Polynesian island a few years ago. Small world.
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'Your Benitezs, your Capellos of this world, and the likes of your Brendan Rodgerses' 😂😂
Very questionable Football Pluralization from Stevie G here - 'Benitez' and 'Rodgers' are not conducive to Football Pluralization -
@FootballCliches
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Mata: 'Manchester is the real, pure England. In London, everyone does their own thing, life's so fast. The people in the North are closer.'
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@gregdressel
@DomTheBombYT
@Benaskren
I agree he didn't give a shit, but have some damn pride in yourself man! Where's the competitive Olympian spirit he's always harping on about
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Mourinho,architect of the biggest bus-parking heist in the history of football (Inter-Barça 2010),complaining about Machiavelian tactics.lol
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@damiendame11
@Skullbreaker252
@_figensezgin
The beginning of the video is too smooth & the filmer to still and silent for it to be real. There's no way a bystander would spontaneously record such a smooth video of such a wild event. He's also clearly an adult from his height,allowing kids to fight a snake while he films...
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@TheHoleTweet
@bennyjohnson
Ah yes, that glorious time when gay people were constantly ridiculed and kept on the margins of society - when they weren't outright 'gaybashed' or bullied to the point of suicide
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@AlexChaffer
@Carra23
Exactly. Plus, one of them is 26 and one is 21, what do you expect? 😂 Was Sancho supposed to be playing for England when he was 14? 😂
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@philthrill69
@rtenews
Nah mate, alcohol is overrated and gradually - thankfully - losing its grip on Irish society. Gave it up 5 years ago (regular, high quantity drinking), best decision I ever made
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@cloeters3
@nytimes
Pretty sure they're protesting racial police brutality fam, not the fundamental concept of policing
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#Irish
Reg Plates on this motorbike sidercar in
#Thailand
😅☘🇹🇭
Che Guevara reppin'
#Wexford
&
#Waterford
👏
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Valdes finally set free. Van Gaal's treatment of one of the greatest keepers of his generation has been truly shameful.
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Roy warned you Stevie....you can't say he didn't warn you
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@eoighann
@TrishDeseine
@MrPaddyMurphy
@Debo_Libgourman
I'm sure Thierry Henry is gutted about your current position on his 2009 handball Eoighann
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Anyone moralistically judging Diego Costa for considering a move to China,read his life story and you'll reconsider
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@darrentill2
It ain't the same comparison champ, that's a false equivalency
Women having an abortion or not does not impact or affect the health and wellbeing of those around them
While declining a vaccine *CAN* potentially affect the health and wellbeing of those around them
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Mourinho is Casillasing the shit out of Juan Mata.
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'Pint of wine after this, Alex?'
- 'I've already polished two bottles of Bordeaux, la'
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Mata on the Spanish clan at United: 'Myself, Herrera & De Gea live on the same street as each other, so we hang out a lot together.'
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Watching Cesc presser, Sid Lowe asked him about Chelsea, Fabregas said Arsenal was 1st option, but Wenger told him Ozil has position covered
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So football's new Video Assistant Referee confirms what I always knew: the linesmen have been guessing all along 😂😂
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@Nthabi8827
@1ChicagoHopeful
@BornAKang
Because we evolved from animals, so it's normal many animals resemble humans, you see
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#Ronaldo
:
'Perez called me asking why I didn't stay home like Figo.'
' -Presi, if I had Figo's wife, I'd stay home every night for sure.'
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Neymar's disguised ball for Sergi Roberto....such calmness and composure at the buzzer 👏
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@StephenMcDonell
As an Irishman, I believe everyone should always have tanks. And give tanks to those around us
😅
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Jaysus, amazing what a shave can do for a man! From post-apocalyptic tramp to upstanding gent,
#Keano
http://t.co/JV9V8kflNR
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@SecondCaptains
@gcooney93
@kenearlys
Had to clip this glorious moment of sheer chaos
'And that shouldn't be any trouble for the defence...' 😂
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@TeamGoatAli
@TheNotoriousMMA
@DustinPoirier
Yeah, a few desperate hail mary kicks from the ground cos he was lying on his arse 😂😂
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Diego Costa suffered a broken nose at training, so he will wear the Chelsea Mask this weekend
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@DaveWarnedYou
@crazyclipsonly
They're mostly females. He's black. He's big.
They've just been stolen from in such a casual way as to suggest a deep level of psycopathy.
They allow him to do that out of fear he'll now leave and won't do anything worse
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@jedigoodman
Oh yeah that was really riveting edge-of-the-seat stuff, more incoherent drunken McGregor babble is what we need
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@TheNotoriousMMA
@ChaelSonnen
Actually his views regularly clear 200K and this is clear for everyone to see 😂😂
Everyone knows Uncle Chael is one of the foremost authorities in MMA, don't be pretendin' he's not 😂
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Saido
#Berahino
has completed his Dream Move from 8th-placed West Brom to 9th-placed Stoke
#TransferWindow
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@_vandul
@crazyclipsonly
Oh yeah no parent has ever turned their back on their child for even a split second
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@youFamousEnough
@FadeHubb
No it couldn't?
That's like saying feeding me - a meat eater - lettuce, could make me sick as hell.
Give ya head a wobble. I feel bad for the lad but he'll be absolutely fine
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@Guardiolato
Antes de Guardiola: 19- 21 años
Con Guardiola: 22-24 años
Creo que su madurez natural esta por algo tambien
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@PaulEmbery
@t0nyyates
Just so happened to write it 10 minutes after Saka tweeted his message though didn't ya, what a coincidence 😂
#div
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@MiguelDelaney
Did you not Tweet after the Brentford game that Ten Hag had made United worse and could 'do a De Boer' by losing 5 straight games? 😅
So now he's a great coach cos United won 3 games? 🤣
'Sports Journalism' really is such a loada bollocks
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Spain went bike riding yesterday to 'find themselves'. Ramos - obviously - did a wheelie. (Foto via
@AleRuesga
)
http://t.co/yzGoXX1T2j
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16 year-old Alen Halilovic made his CL debut last night.Article we wrote about the kid last month
http://t.co/00dLQbP1
http://t.co/K3zF03mV
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Anelka: 'This is my dream. Since I was a kid I've supported East - I mean West...(looks at hand)...The West Baggies Albion.'
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Congratulations to Real, but Ronaldo ripping off his shirt like that, taking all the glory for himself. What a fucking twat.
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Carragher: 'Piqué failed in the Premier League.' He left at 21. Put your medals on the table mate, he's probably never even heard of you.
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Cedric - the Congolese cat who skinned Ramos on Betis' gol last night, cost €1.20 from Numancia. Not million; 1 Euro & 20 Cents. En serio.
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Amazing to think
#Neymar
's free-kick was in the 88th minute.
I raised an eyebrow and went, 'Yeah but....'
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@CrimhthanMor
@DaraghCassidy
@KevGeo2011
Why yous always blaming it on the government?
It's deeply embedded social and cultural pathology.
I lived in Thailand for 5 years where a lotta village families live on $10 a day, would be glad to just have new shoes and no Thai kids are jumping people with golf clubs
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@minakimes
Says everyone every year, until they get tonked 5-2 or 7-0 in the Champions League
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I Took Donald
#Trump
's 'Spot The Elephant' Cognitive Test And Aced it Too😂
#TrumpPresser
#trumptest
#DonaldTheDope
#POTUS
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Mata: 'I'm taking a degree in Marketing & Sports Science. You can't stop studying and learning just because you're a footballer.'
#Crack
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@StanCollymore
Blackface was overtly racist because it ridiculed black culture and caricaturized the facial features.
Antoine Griezmann's basketball costume does none of this; it's an inncent homage to a black basketball player
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Jamie Redknapp referring to Nigerian 2013 African Cup of Nations Champion Victor Moses as a 'young English talent'
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Awful testy isn't he?
Why not just admit to shortcomings for once and stop acting like a stubborn child?
"I don't think there is a quick fix" - Martin O'Neill tells
@CorkTOD
how Ireland will focus on Serbia
#RTEsoccer
#GEOIRL
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Messi's brought Tello to tears with his insults,who's been hurt with how teammates just ignore & accept behaviour as normal [El Confidencial
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@isntayo
@alissonraw
@PicturesFoIder
The second time she says hello so that he'll understand 'Harrow' 😂😂
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@abelmike
@darrengrimes_
@elonmusk
'Brightest people on the planet' 😂
A rich kid who benefited enormously from apartheid South African society (Daddy had a diamond mine) and then used his rich Daddy's money to finagle his way into the world's top companies through aggressive acquisitions.
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Mata: 'U fall in love with the Premier League. I've always loved British futbol, its pitches...& the culture: music, fashion, the Mod thing'
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@InnuendoStudios
@drmistercody
Ironically, the Boston Massacre amassed an incongruosly low death count, and was quite the misnomer, relative to the countless pogroms and lynchings carried out in the US of A over the past 5 centuries
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@IanWright0
You HAVE earned it - through consistent high performance in Eurpean competition over the last 25 years
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Diouf claiming Gerrard is racist because 'he never once looked me in the eye'.
No, it's cos he was afraid you'd spit in his face, u cretin.
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It took Paul Scholes 39 years to beat his shyness, now he can't shut up. Brilliant punditry debut
http://t.co/QMXLXR546v
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@Redpandakam
@Hmy5594
@TeamStreamAlex
@TheNotoriousMMA
Yeah I bet you're the King of Comedy Kam haha
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Xavi inspecting the grass on Olympiastadion pitch.
In his final game, still paying attention to the finer details
http://t.co/fgfP8FXYeA
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The MARCA job interview consists of a lie detector test. If you make it explode you get the job.
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Adel Taarabt to Milan is the funniest transfer since Real Madrid bought Julien Faubert. Luther Blisset likes this.
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