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President/GM at Longport Media. Host, @SiriusXMFantasy Football, Writer @FantasyPts , Inventor of the WaWa hoagie bowl.
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So Melvin Gordon was so good that Javonte Williams couldn’t keep him off the field and now he is losing snaps and touches to third-stringer Mike Boone and Latavius Murray who was signed off a practice squad.
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Rob Gronkowski picked up a boatload of bonus money today. Hopefully he can finally afford to pay full price for insurance now.
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The Eagles and Steelers are doing a great job reminding us why the NFL should not have added two more playoff teams.
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Just think, Foles, Keenum and Goff were all on the Rams last year and that offense ssssssucked.
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The great Bears QBs of the past gather together to watch this pick.
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I am the inaugural
@FantasyPts
dynasty league champion! Best record, most victory points, most total points and now champ! Survived taking CMC at 1.01.
@Fantasy_Guru
@caplannfl
@FG_Dolan
@GrahamBarfield
@ScottBarrettDFB
@downwithIDP
@FBInjuryDoc
@bKukainis
@TomBrolley
@RedRyder
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Calvin Ridley has 6 TDs in his last 3 games. Julio Jones has 6 TDs in his last 29 games.
#Falcons
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Ryan Tannehill ran for as many TDs this season as Alvin Kamara, Saquon Barkley and Christian McCaffrey combined.
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Hunter Henry is +700 to score tonight. Not saying bet it, but
@Fantasy_Guru
cut him in the ACI so it could happen!
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Can we please stop lining up in the shotgun when we need half a yard to score?
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The Broncos now have the third-best QB in their division instead of the fourth-best.
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When children are surprised at how childish our radio show is, you know we’re doing something right.
@Fantasy_Guru
@SiriusXMFantasy
#fordakids
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It took 11 weeks but the Cards have remembered that Drake can catch the football.
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Miles Garrett should be kicked out the league permanently for that disgusting display. Never seen anything like that. Get out and don’t come back.
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It’s hard to put into words what John Madden means to guys like me. Along with Pat Summerall, he is the voice and the personality of the biggest football moments of our collective youth and to a large extent he represents everything that made us fall in love with the game.
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Seems like Tannehill and Drake are pretty darned good after leaving Gase too. Hmmmmm
DeVante Parker has gone from a healthy scratch during the Adam Gase era to a superstar in one year under Brian Flores.
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I know I’m in the minority on this but if football is “the ultimate team sport”, that means playing defense is just as important as playing offense. For those saying the Bills didn’t get a chance to win the game in OT…yes they did…by stopping the Chiefs offense.
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If you can’t run a QB sneak with Cam on 4th and half a yard with the game on the line, his value as an NFL quarterback is nowhere near what it used to be.
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Got to talk with Anthony Michael Hall today. Great guy and really appreciates all his success. I grew up watching him in so many funny movies - Vacation, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Weird Science - and it was definitely cool to see the fondness he has for those roles!
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Just wrapped my first of three “home leagues”. 12-tm full point PPR
QB Murray
RB Achane
RB R. White
WR Tyreek
WR Harrison Jr
WR R. Rice
TE Pitts
Bench:
Stafford, Corum, Benson, J. Brooks, Pickens, Jameson, WanDale, Likely
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Currently OUT or in danger of missing from my
@FantasyPts
dynasty league lineup for Week 16…Fournette, McKissic, Tyreek, M. Evans, Cooks, Waller. I may as well start myself at this point. I also had CMC and Bobby Trees.
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Always great sharing a booth with these guys.
@caplannfl
@Fantasy_Guru
Thanks to all the listeners who joined us in Philly today and thanks to the team at
@SiriusXMFantasy
who made it possible!
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Tonight’s game is Exhibit A why we say that Tevin Coleman is an anti-gurite. Actually it is probably Exhibit W or X.
@Fantasy_Guru
@SiriusXMFantasy
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On this morning’s show we gave you Gallup over the catches, Dak over the pass attempts, over the total points and AB as the
@Fantasy_Guru
Thursday Night Special and
@TomBrolley
told us to take Brady over TDs and Lamb over yards. Hope you were listening!
@SiriusXMFantasy
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I have no choice but to endorse this tweet. Nobody in a “consolation” bracket in any league should be allowed to pick up players. Come on
@caplannfl
!!
Might have to ban
@caplannfl
from the ACI, even tho ‘AC’ stands for ‘Adam Caplan’ because he’s once again picking up players on the WW despite being eliminated and in the consolation bracket. Very shameful and abhorrent behavior.
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Here’s that chicken parm I was talking about on the show this morning
@Fantasy_Guru
@SiriusXMFantasy
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These head coach interviews during the game are absolutely worthless. Stop doing them.
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Wishing a guriffic birthday to
@Fantasy_Guru
who brought me in to the
@FantasyGuruSite
fam back in 2010 and has opened many doors for me since. ‘Preciate ya!
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Happy with this team in
#TheACI
drafting from the
#7
spot. Went zero-RB which is unusual for me and I still got a couple of volume backs and I’ll be starting 4 of the top 20 WRs per the
@FantasyPts
rankings in this 14-team skank league.
@SiriusXMFantasy
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If you listened to
@SiriusXMFantasy
this morning with
@Fantasy_Guru
and me you should be cashing winning tickets for Zeke and Quez. If you read my article at
@FantasyPts
you should be cashing a winning ticket for Pollard. Congratulations!
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James Conner is really good at football. Dude has been balling all year.
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Tony Romo may be screaming his head off about it, but I am bored to death of Tom Brady and the Patriots winning titles. The other 15 AFC franchises should be ashamed of themselves.
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I liked when the MLB all-stars just wore their regular uniforms. Also, get off my lawn.
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Nothing like making the semifinals in four different leagues and having your ass handed to you before we even get to Sunday!
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Thank you
@draftwredzone
for the ring to commemorate my inaugural season championship in the
@FantasyPts
dynasty league. Looks great!
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Here’s my squad from the just completed
@SiriusXMFantasy
hosts draft.
@Fantasy_Guru
and I will break it down on the show tomorrow morning 7-10E!
#Championship
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Fantasy Football Morning is adding all the entertainment and data of
@FantasyPts
, starting Monday!
@Fantasy_Guru
@PaulKellyTweets
@FG_Dolan
@TomBrolley
@DrakeFantasy
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There ya go
@Fantasy_Guru
. You’re good to go!
#Championship
Dalvin Cook Guarantees He And Justin Jefferson Will Win Vikings A Super Bowl
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Join me on
@SiriusXMFantasy
tonight from 9-11E for a show JAMMED with fantasy football info!
@DBro_FFB
,
@krich1532
and
@TheFFRealist
will all be checking in with their latest takes and I'll be answering your questions at 1-888-963-2682!
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Tyjae Spears is Top 6 in explosive run rate%, stuff rate%, missed tackles forced/att, and yards after contact/att. In other words he is good at football.
@FantasyPts
@FantasyPtsData
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Uzomah is down with “tuddies”!
@SiriusXMFantasy
@Fantasy_Guru
Tell you what, it doesn’t get a lot better than scoring two tuddies and a huge win on the road for
#NationalTightEndsDay
The boys came out to play!
On to the next one 😤
#WhoDey
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Happy Halloween from me and the original 1978 Michael Myers, Nick Castle!
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For da kids!
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Kudos to the
#Titans
for not bailing on the run. Many other teams abandon it way too early...like the Chiefs.
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One week from now
@FG_Dolan
and I will be back for
@SiriusXMFantasy
GAMEDAY! Every Sunday from 1-6E we take you from game to game updating live scores, stats and storylines. Live game audio, highlights and instant fantasy analysis. WATCH whatever you want but LISTEN to us!
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Very happy with this squad picking from the 12 hole in the
@SiriusXMFantasy
experts draft last night. I’ve mocked out a lot of these and RB-RB seems like the ideal start from that spot.
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Is it too soon to regret not drafting more Xavier Worthy?
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Starting Kamara in the
@SiriusXMFantasy
Post-Draft League playoffs against
@Fantasy_Guru
. Looks like I just got guru’d again.
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You’re benched…but happy birthday!
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How about Jordan Howard as part of a package to bring Clowney to the Eagles? Fills a huge need for Houston and it clears a path for Miles Sanders to play more in Philly.
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Hanging with the amazing
@kelly_clarkson
at her home this evening. So happy for all of her success! New album Meaning Of Life drops 10/27/17
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Relaxing in the largest sports betting market in the world before hopefully cashing a bunch of winners and scoring a ton of fantasy points on Sunday. Listen to me and
@FG_Dolan
as we track all the action live on
@SiriusXMFantasy
Sunday 1-6E!
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12-team half-pt PPR drafting from
#8
lineup:
Carr
Mixon
Javonte
Etienne
G.Davis
Mooney
Hollywood
Hockenson
Bench RB: R.White, K.Walker, D.Henderson
Bench WR: Renfrow, Dotson, Palmer, Wan’Dale, Doubs
@SiriusXMFantasy
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True story: On our five-minute car ride to see
@TonyDanza
in Atlantic City over the weekend we turned on
@SIRIUSXM
and the theme from Taxi was playing.
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Did anyone know Alfred Morris and D’Onta Foreman were in the NFL?
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Hey
@Fantasy_Guru
! We were begging America to draft John Brown this summer, yet somehow I don’t have any shares.
#fail
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I'm going to ease into the new schedule by taking the week off. See you on 7/13!
FYI, today’s show was the last
#guruinthemorrnimg
show of the year from 7-9 ET. Starting Monday, we’re 3 hours, from 7-10 AM.
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@Fantasy_Guru
@SiriusXMFantasy
The coffee is richer and the juice is sweeter for Niners fans and Packers haters alike!
funny the orange juice just tastes a little bit sweeter this morning
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Game Day fuel! Join me and
@FG_Dolan
today starting at 1E for live coverage of your fantasy football Sunday!
@SiriusXMFantasy
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Thank you
@OmahaSteaks
and
@siriusxmfantasy
for the delivery! Cooked up this bacon-wrapped filet in a cast iron skillet with butter.
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My lineup in the 14-tm PPR
#ACI
- Cousins, Barkley, Lindsay, Thielen, K.Allen, Kupp, Allison, Hooper, Gostkowski, Eagles D
@SiriusXMFantasy
@Fantasy_Guru
@caplannfl
@timmymr
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Me with the late Richard Simmons a longgg time ago. How long? Doug Flutie won the Comeback Player of the Year award that year.
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I’m going against Aaron Jones in one of my fantasy leagues tonight, so I am hedging but putting money on Jones to go over on his player props. If I’m losing in fantasy, at least I’ll get paid!
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If you like the Bucs to win the Bowl, instead of taking the Bucs ML at +143, consider taking Brady to win MVP at +250. If the Bucs win I can’t imagine anyone other than Brady winning the MVP unless something crazy happens.
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Best football movie? Remember the Titans.
What is your favorite FOOTBALL MOVIE of all time? We're talking Football Movies and
#Gurrific
Running Backs and Wide Receivers today on
#GuruInTheMorning
!
@Fantasy_Guru
@CaplanNFL
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We have been rewatching & debating which listener videos will earn their way into
#TheACI
this evening. More than one video that was “in” has been moved out. It’s a fluid situation but the teams will be locked in by 7am Eastern!
@SiriusXMFantasy
@Fantasy_Guru
@timmymr
@caplannfl
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Back on
@SiriusXMFantasy
Football this morning with
@Fantasy_Guru
from 7-9E reviewing 2017's lessons learned and starting off the week right! Sirius 210, XM 87
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If you read my article at
@FantasyPts
this week you’re sitting at 4-1 on player props today and you’ve locked in your sixth straight winning week.
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@thereallisaann
and
@caplannfl
will be joining me and
@FG_Dolan
on
@SiriusXMFantasy
Football Saturday 3-5E. We’ll have all the info you need to get the right players in your lineups!
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I have heard multiple announcers on NFL broadcasts today referencing 2021 as the NFL’s first-ever 18-week season, which isn’t true. The NFL played an 18-week season in 1993 with each of the league’s then 28 teams having two bye weeks.
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BREAKING:
@caplannfl
will be in the league! Get your show trivia answers in by Noon Monday!
Do YOU have what it takes to beat
@Fantasy_Guru
,
@PaulKellyTweets
,
@FG_Dolan
,
@DrakeFantasy
, and
@TomBrolley
in the
#FantasyPointsInvitational
?
Earn your way into the league by nailing some
#FantasyFootballMorning
trivia at the link below!
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Here it is! What you’ve all been waiting for...
Beyond excited to announce the launch of a new fantasy football content Web site!
From now on, if you’re looking for fantasy points (and who isn’t?), the place to go is…
#fantasypoints
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The show will be back every morning in early July. Can’t wait!
@SiriusXMFantasy
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This is the second time the cover band at the draft has played Sweet Caroline. The draft is 90 minutes old and they’re out of material?
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Fitting that Cincinnati earns a trip to the Super Bowl on the day Dr. Johnny Fever passes away.
#WKRP
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Got ‘em both. Nice start to the week!
Hayden Hurst over 3.5 catches and Todd Gurley to score (-130) look attractive.
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