Patrick Hauf
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senior reporter @DallasExpress | send tips to phauf @dallasexpress .com or DM for Signal | previously @FoxNews @FreeBeacon | opinions & repugnant jokes are my own
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I no longer identify as a Christian.
I have converted to the Church of Easter Worshipping.
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Yes, Safe Smoking Kits Include Free Crack Pipes. We Know Because We Got Them.
I visited these "harm reduction" spots on the east coast. What I saw was a system where addicts are handed pipes, needles, and more with no offer of rehabilitation.
@FreeBeacon
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Facebook is using its "fact-checking program" to censor the
@FreeBeacon
story. Again, the government has provided zero proof to dispute the story. The HHS confirmed that the "kits" are used to smoke crack, meth, and "any illicit substance."
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The Teamsters president is praising the Republican presidential nominee at the RNC. Unthinkable a decade ago.
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I’m seeing lots of people criticizing Nikole Hannah-Jones and just want to say she was very kind to me when I reached out for comment on a story last year!
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Mainstream media will emphasize (misleading) polling data that shows roughly 60% support Roe.
Will they also mention that 65% oppose abortion in the second trimester, which is a restriction unconstitutional under Roe?
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The Department of Justice is threatening up to five years of prison and a $250,000 fine for a January 6 protester who
1. Never entered the Capitol building
2. Escorted an injured Capitol police officer to safety
My exclusive in
@DallasExpress
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We confirmed the story with the HHS, provided context on the grant program beyond the crack pipes, and described how these "smoking kits" have been implemented elsewhere. Doesn't matter to Facebook because they rely on absurd fact checks at "Lead Stories."
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Dear gracious followers,
If I
Tweet
My political opinions
Like this
Will you
Give me
Attention?
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HHS panicked after the story was published and claimed it was "blatant misinformation." Then came the fact checks. Then came the social media labels.
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What if I told you in this moment (2009) that Taylor Swift would become a full-fledged lib, while Kanye would buddy up with a Republican president?
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The Biden administration promoted hormone treatment for transgender children as "life saving care." Meanwhile, it funded research on potential dangers of the drugs, such as such as increased cardiovascular risks and a weakened immune system.
My latest:
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Let's compare Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton's reactions to the Pittsburgh Synagogue and New Zealand Mosque shootings to the Sri Lanka Christian Church bombings
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So now the federal government is denying pipes are in the “smoking kits.” More than 48 hours after the story was published. I was previously told by HHS the kits are used to smoke crack.
Psaki on
@PatrickHauf
's
@FreeBeacon
story about crack pipes: "They were never a part of the kit. It was inaccurate reporting and we wanted to put out information to make that clear."
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HHS has a $30 million plan to fund existing smoking kits. Our reporting shows these kits contain crack and meth pipes.
HHS refuses to say how it will ensure pipes are not included in the kits. There is zero mention of this supposed “no pipe” policy in its grant program.
Psaki is asked about the
@FreeBeacon
and
@PatrickHauf
proving that the admin funded crack pipes for drug addicts:
"This is a conspiracy theory being spread out there."
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The ‘bigoted’ organizations that they cite Chick-fil-A supporting are the Fellowship of Christian Athletes and the Salvation Army—two wonderful groups.
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The Atlantic’s firing of Williamson is further proof of
@benshapiro
’s point on
@ReliableSources
a few weeks back. Conservatives aren’t welcome in the mainstream media.
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Congrats to UConn for hosting such a successful event and thank you
@benshapiro
for being such a strong promoter of conservatism!
#YAFonCampus
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@DineshDSouza
gave a fantastic lecture today at Columbia. Thank you
@yaf
for organizing these events. Conservative voices must be heard!
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I'm excited to be working as an intern at the
@DailyCaller
this semester! Here's my first piece for them:
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I watched Boston police turn a blind eye to drug use in broad daylight outside a government health facility. This is the horror show of “harm reduction” in American cities.
My report in the
@FreeBeacon
:
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As I noted in the story, “smoking kits” have been distributed by local governments in the past. These kits include pipes and other attachments to reduce risk.
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South Park bashed Trump and Giuliani last week, then mocked trans athletes this week. This is exactly why they’ve lasted 23 seasons. Nobody is safe.
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On CNN...
Jake Tapper: “This is not a blue wave.”
Van Jones: “This is heartbreaking.”
Meanwhile, Fox News predicts the Democrats will win the House.
Interesting.
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me, on my laptop, still trying to tweet the hunter biden story
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How to make an argument in 2018:
1. Call someone a neo-Nazi
2. Call someone an actual Nazi
3. Call someone literally Hitler
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Everyone: omg I NEED a reboot of The Office
My brain:
Don’t say it
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Me: The Office isn’t funny
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The Biden administration will soon distribute $30 million to groups like the ones I visited. Officials claim this won't fund pipes but refuse to explain how they'll enforce this undocumented policy. What's clear though is smoking kits do contain pipes.
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Started doing some research into abortion when I was in high school... the rest is history
#WhyImConservative
So how'd y'all become conservative?
Use the hashtag
#WhyImConservative
and tell your story.
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Thousands of parents are fighting against a sex-ed plan in Massachusetts that teaches five-year-olds about genitalia. The curriculum is backed by the CDC, Planned Parenthood, and Buffett Foundation.
@FreeBeacon
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These are damning allegations against the DOJ from lawyers of the Texas Children's Hospital whistleblower. If true, this is an organized weaponization of the federal government to protect secret transgender procedures on children.
New whistleblower info sent to me &
@JudiciaryGOP
re: Dr. Eitan Haim, the Tx Doctor being targeted by Biden’s DOJ for exposing Tx Children’s child sex-change program. Thank you
@realchrisrufo
&
@TuckerCarlson
for reporting on this.
#WeaponizedDOJ
cc:
@Riley_Gaines_
@ChoooCole
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Democrats want to ban cigarettes, legalize marijuana, and distribute crack pipes
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This tweet is gonna look awesome in my kid’s history book
To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!
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Uh oh. Joe Biden said mean things to a journalist! This must mean he hates the First Amendment, right? Or is that only for Republicans?
I asked Joe Biden: What is your response to the NYPost story about your son, sir?
He called it a “smear campaign” and then went after me. “I know you’d ask it. I have no response, it’s another smear campaign, right up your alley, those are the questions you always ask.”
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The Ben Shapiro Show is even better live, believe me.
Thank you
@benshapiro
,
@KassyDillon
, and the
@realDailyWire
team for having us!
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Are there bad cops? Yes.
Should they be held accountable? Yes.
As a whole, are the police evil? No.
Should we take out our anger on all cops because a select few made terrible mistakes? No.
It shouldn’t be hard to hold this standard.
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I'm no election expert but I'm pretty sure acting like toddlers during a historical Senate hearing isn't how you convince voters you deserve Senate seats...
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celebrities constantly telling me to vote makes me not want to vote tbh
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So Milwaukee pushes additional results from 3 am EST to 5 am EST. Based on how the night has gone, I think this is good news for Trump. If it was good news for Biden, I think we would have heard about it by now.
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Only CNN and Elizabeth Warren could manage to get conservatives to feel sympathy for Bernie Sanders
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Today is the day interns finally get the respect they deserve!
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wapo trying to give us a heart attack with this notification
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THREAD: Siobhan O’Connor, former assistant to Bishop Malone, leaked files exposing sexual abuse coverup within the Diocese of Buffalo. She serves as an example for how Catholics should act in times of corruption within the Church.
“At the end of my life, I'm not going to answer to Bishop Malone. I'm going to answer to God,” says Buffalo diocese whistleblower Siobhan O’Connor.
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'Sure, Ralph Northam admitting to dressing in blackface is bad, BUT Mike Pence's wife works at a traditional Christian school!'
Democracy dies in poorly thought out opinion pieces.
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Forget turning the freaking frogs gay. Fauci’s NIH division funded a study to turn the freaking monkeys trans.
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Crowley was upset by a socialist. This isn’t about Trump, this is about the Democratic Party turning to socialism.
Wow! Big Trump Hater Congressman Joe Crowley, who many expected was going to take Nancy Pelosi’s place, just LOST his primary election. In other words, he’s out! That is a big one that nobody saw happening. Perhaps he should have been nicer, and more respectful, to his President!
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Free needles, crack pipes, meth pipes, "snorting kits," "booty bump kits." A man injecting a needle into his calf in front of a police car. Get-out-of-jail-free cards to ensure drug paraphernalia is obtained legally. Read more in
@FreeBeacon
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Thought I couldn’t hate Halloween any more than I do but nooooooo all you bums had to change your Twitter names to corny Halloween themed bs
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You gotta lower your ideals of freedom if you wanna suck on the warm teat of China.
#southpark23
Watch "Band in China":
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Anita Hill accused Clarence Thomas of harassing her when they were federal employees.
Christine Blasey Ford accused Brett Kavanaugh of abusing her when they were in high school 36 years ago.
This is video is incredibly misleading.
The GOP in 1991: The FBI should investigate Clarence Thomas
The GOP in 2018: The FBI should stay out of the Kavanaugh case
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I wonder if the NBA would allow players to use “Free Hong Kong”
The NBA and NBPA are planning to allow players to replace the last name on their jerseys with statement on social justice, sources tell
@TheAthleticNBA
@Stadium
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Stop shaming women who raise kids. Money isn’t the only measurement of success. Motherhood is priceless.
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A New Jersey middle school forced its student body to watch a video about a transgender man's hormone treatment. Parents were not notified about the video, which was part of a social studies program.
@FreeBeacon
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Will they mention that more than 90% of European nations restrict abortion to 15 weeks or less, which is the timetable of the Mississippi law debated at the Supreme Court?
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Bernie Sanders has a dark history of overlooking the injustices of brutal dictators in order to support the advancement of socialist ideas worldwide. It's time we acknowledge his disqualifying past.
My first piece in the
@FDRLST
with
@brad_polumbo
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To be clear, I’m friends with Kassy, but I’d never vote for her
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I'm excited to announce I start at
@FoxNews
tomorrow for their digital team to cover the White House. I can't wait to get to work with their talented staff! I'll share my new email once I'm set up.
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It’s an honor to be the new VP of Lone Conservative, an organization I’ve worked extremely hard for over the past year and a half.
I’m excited to be working closely with all of our talented contributors. The best has yet to come for this organization!
I am happy to announce that
@PatrickHauf
is the new Vice President of Lone Conservative. Give him a follow. He’s a talented writer and one of the most hard-working people I know.
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The FDA shopped from a menu of aborted fetus organs to insert into lab mice as part of taxpayer-funded experiments, according to government records—a practice that watchdogs said may violate federal law.
@FreeBeacon
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I’m so tired of journalists claiming to be objective while editorializing. Not only is she making an argument while reporting — her argument is ridiculous. She clearly didn’t talk to the actual marchers.
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Find someone who loves you like TPUSA staffers love attention
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According to the
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, adults who graduated high school, got a job, and waited to have kids until marriage had a 2% chance of living in poverty. The best weapon against poverty is strong values!
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Please pray for everyone who decided to spend their morning at a bar watching an impeachment hearing. Depression and alcoholism are no joke.
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Here is our follow up story that details how the HHS changed its messaging since we published the story Monday.
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Again, I have yet to receive a response from the HHS on how my story is misinformation.
The HHS confirmed to me last week that the "smoking kits" they fund are used to smoke crack, meth, and "any illicit substance."
This "misinformation" push today is complete nonsense.
Blatant misinformation. The Harm Reduction grant is designed to help folks struggling with substance use stay healthy and safe, prevent overdose death. The grants must stick to federal, state, local laws or regs.
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Kanye: my wife told me to let you all know that I don’t like Trump that much
*1 hour later*
Kanye:
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Our response to the crack pipe media frenzy:
The Biden Administration Thinks You’re Stupid
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Mainstream media builds on my
@FreeBeacon
stories two years later. No direct citation, of course. Classic.
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Imagine the media outrage if this headline read “Republican National Committee Rejects CNN for Debates”
It’d likely be framed as an attack on the free press, but this is the DNC, so no issue here, right?
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Red states want to ban transgender treatment for minors. Biden says it’s illegal.
"It is undoubtedly difficult for the Biden administration…to accept that Alabama is a sovereign state," Alabama AG Steve Marshall tells me. "We're prepared to act like it."
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Nobody is forcing you to buy a gun. We want smart, trained teachers to arm themselves. Not morons like you.
As a teacher, I knocked myself out headbutting ceiling pretending to be a particle, star-jumping off a desk.
I've set my arm on fire when lit ethanol trickled down sleeve, from my hand.
I've burnt my ear listening if gas was coming out of a bunsen.
Please don't give me a gun.
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Baltimore mayor blames journalist for the rampant violence in his city
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Random person to Kassy: You have a great Twitter!
Kassy: thanks!
Me: I help her run it haha
Random person: Oh you’re her intern! Haha you kiss her ass everyday!
Me: haha yeah I guess *self reflects on life*
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Super pumped to announce that I graduated from the
@merrillcollege
and will be starting with the
@FreeBeacon
in a few weeks... God is good!
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Are we supposed to pretend Lucas had pansexuality in mind when he created the character in 1980?
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The Biden administration will spend $1 million next year to fund a study on how to train drug addicts to distribute COVID-19 rapid tests to other drug addicts.
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How did Nebraska end up drafting a sex education curriculum that teaches elementary school students about transgender hormone therapy?
Documents show a coordinated effort between the agency, an education board member, and a far-left activist.
@FreeBeacon
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Ben Shapiro made last-minute plans Thursday to focus his speech on the dangers of the alt-right.
“I think making people aware of what they actually say — as opposed to the lies they sell for public consumption — is vital,” he told
@LoConservative
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Imam Omar Suleiman compared Israel to Nazis and warned: “The beginning of the end of Zionism is here." He praises Jihadists, campaigns with Democrats, and has a gig at
@SMU
. He said the opening prayer at the Capitol with an invite from
@SpeakerPelosi
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Two Maine organizations slated to receive funding from a controversial Biden administration harm reduction grant program are actively distributing crack pipes to addicts, the
@FreeBeacon
learned at visits to these sites.
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Previous smoking kit distribution efforts in states from Maryland to California have included crack pipes. Grant recipients in the HHS program qualify to purchase smoking kits. There is no notice in the grant that bans pipes.
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The Baltimore Sun just described tax increases as "tax changes"
Key bills: a sweeping education reform plan, tax changes designed to help pay for the education programs, a proposal to overhaul the state’s two largest thoroughbred racetracks and whether to let voters decide on legalizing sports betting.
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The Drug Policy Alliance appears to have been under the impression that the HHS program would provide crack pipes. Psaki claimed pipes were never a part of the smoking kits.
Full statement from
@DrugPolicyOrg
's
@Kassandra_Fred
, which highlights the need for "safer smoking supplies" in order "to save live now" is below:
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Biden could win all six states voting in the Democratic presidential primary Tuesday, according to polling data, as 352 delegates are up for grabs.
My latest via
@DailyCaller
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Here's how a nurse anesthetist, pediatrician, electrician, and homeschool mom led thousands of concerned parents to take down a radical sex education curriculum in Nebraska backed by deep-pocketed Planned Parenthood allies.
@FreeBeacon
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