Big shift from the boys, pleased to do my bit for the second goal. I've not completed 100 yards that quickly since I spotted the last bottle of Perrier-Jouet Belle Epoque at Waitrose
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Great to bounce back with an amazing team performance. We've come a long way as a group, so lucky to have Bielsa leading us. He's not a myth, he's a demagogue. Gabriel Agbonlahor thinks 'demagogue' is a type of cheese
#AVLLEE
#LUFC
Congrats to
@Kalvinphillips
on his England call up, what every boy dreams of. Imagine my woe when I was told I was receiving an international call up only to answer the phone to Mick McCarthy. I'd not been that embarrassed since Luke Ayling beat me to a Countdown conundrum
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A hard fought point against a great side. Sad not to get 4 goals in 4 games. Although I did try my best, even with a diving header. Illan wasn't having any of it though
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Disappointing result today but we take heart from the performance. Pleased to get on the scoresheet, admittedly against a poor defensive opponent (pictured)
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I phoned Gjanni this morning to see how he's coping in the lockdown. He's dismantled all of his furniture, drunk all the mustard and has been sat at the top of his stairs pretending he's on The Chase. But that's a normal Sunday for Gjanni
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No matter how hard i try to teach him, Kalvin just doesn't know the difference between Parmessan and Pecorino. Not even bothered asking Gjanni. He seems happy enough eating Dairylea spread with his hands. He's a lunatic
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Tough game today against a talented Tottenham side. Although they did have an extra week off due to Covid. I don't think they'd have won without that recharge 🤔
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What a night. Pleased to grab 2 goals but was disappointed to receive a caution for my dancing. Obviously needs improvement, I always did prefer a Viennese waltz
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Incredibly proud of my 17 Premier League goals this season. Knew this year would be different after I switched to Egyptian cotton bedsheets. And what a season from the boys. The league table looks almost as sweet as the macaroons setting in the pantry
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Happy
#StPatricksDay
everyone. Kalvin told a great joke at training today; why did the Irish dairy farmer cross the road? To get to der udder side! I'd not laughed that hard since Coops said B&M sell good wine
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Good morning everyone. I've not been this hungover since William & Kate's wedding. Going to take Thatcher out for a walk to the delicatessen to clear my head. Probably take the Segway, got my new Grensons on
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Great to get back to winning ways with an emphatic win over the Magpies. I once stopped off in Newcastle for lunch but couldn't find anywhere that did a good croque monsieur. Pathetic
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I've been banned from putting salmon and gorgonzola tartlets in the Lucozade fridges at St George's Park. Still got a bottle of white grape Shloer at the back, though.
Fixture list day is always exciting. A lot of people ask me: "Patrick, which away fixture do you most look forward to?" And I always say Fulham (a). Nothing to do with the ground, the fans or atmosphere. Goodness, no. It's the chance to squeeze in an impromptu Harrods trip
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Great performance from the boys, showed huge character to control the match after going behind. Glad to get the goal. Just hope I'm not sat next to Gjanni on the coach back
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Looking forward to representing my country at senior level and, of course, belting out God Save The Queen. Dug out a bottle of 1946 Duval to celebrate but can't find the champagne saber. Think I left it on the greenhouse pruning counter.
Thank you all for my messages of support and encouragement. Going to unwind now with an hour of cello in the conservatory while the dofenoir potatoes cook
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#mot
News of the impending Leeds lockdown has prompted me to assemble a survival hamper. Contents include; Sound of Music on BluRay, antique mahjong set, University Challenge highlights plus food such as Waitrose esstentials olives, halloumi, champagne truffles and Yorkshire Tea.
Great result away from home. Sad that there's not enough time for a quick nautical jaunt. My last attempt to sail to Jersey backfired and I didn't make it past the Isle of Wight. Too much weight on my Laser sailboat. I blame the cast iron chiminea I installed. Unnecessary.
I'm sure I speak for all true Leeds United supporters when I say best of luck to our NFL sister club, The San Francisco 49ers, in tonight's Super Ball 🏈🇺🇸
#sport
Up early to bake sun dried tomato ciabattas for the boys, they love them. Not letting Liam put Billy Bear ham on his again. Brought him some Prosciutto.
Great weather for todays session, trying to keep prying eyes off my cranberry & elderflower sorbet. Liam Cooper is drooling. Although that's like most sessions tbh (to be honest). Gjanni drinking WD40 as per usual
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Indeed. I once invited Gaetano Berardi along to a shoot. He was very good, a skilled marksman and cunning hunter. And by that I mean, he ate the shotgun shells, lay in wait for the birds, grabbed them himself and tore them to ribbons with his bare hands. Harrowing
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Thank you all for your kind words of support and encouragement. The elderflower Lucozade always tastes sweeter after hitting the onion bag. Although I've always preferred shallots, far more versatile, especially the banana shallot. Sorry, I seem to have wandered off topic here
Thank you for all the messages of support and encouragement throughout the season. Time to get the Margaux from the cellar! Knew this season would be different after I switched to Egyptian cotton bed sheets
#lufc
Woke up in the night in a cold sweat, shortness of breath. No, I'm not suffering with
#coronavirus
, I had a nightmare where I was in isolation for 2 weeks with Gjanni Alioski with no access to Ocado. God above
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The boys are creating a raucous atmosphere on the coach with their victory songs and celebrations. I'm getting into the spirit of things by treating them to a violin medley of Hall and Oates
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The cheek of the EFL to suggest we were spraying champagne. The skinflints supply Cava at best. Pathetic. Although it does suffice for cleaning my boots
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The teams evening pasta is so bland tonight, good job I brought my truffle grater. Stuart Dallas' eyes lit up. He started talking to me in his accent so i simply smiled and nodded politely
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Great to be back out on the grass tonight. I’ve seen that the
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boys ran an impressive 7.8km more than Everton. Although 6.9km of that was retrieving the ball to prevent further Everton time wasting. Sad
Blessed to play alongside these 2 outstanding players. I can honestly say I've never been nutmegged or scared shitless more than I have been whilst training with them. An honour
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Relaxing with my friend Glen Moray after a great day at the office. Knew this season would be different after I switched to Egyptian cotton bed sheets
#LUFC
#PumpItUp
Great performance from the boys today, pleased to grab a goal myself. I think recent results vindicate my insistence of eggs Benedict before and after games. Not all conditioning coaches have agreed with me. We have since parted ways
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Had a terrible sleep last night. Great to get the win oc (of course), but for one horrible moment i thought
@Cli5hy
had used my bottle of elderflower Lucozade to sodden that awful Bolton player. Kept having flashbacks
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Preparing for today's game, brushing up on trash talking the opponents. "Edam is awful" for Virgil, "haggis is revolting" for Andy etc. Gjanni also suggested having dog dirt under fingernails to waft under the noses of markers. But I'll leave that to him
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Shocked to see in Ben Foster's latest video that Watford flew to Leeds ahead of Saturday's game. Once the planet dies, it will be entirely their fault imo (in my opinion).
Great chatting to all the Portugese chaps from
@Wolfs
. I once tried to sail down to the Algarve but it backfired and I didn't make it past Great Yarmouth. Too much weight on my Laser sailboat. I blame the cast iron chiminea I installed. Unnecessary.
Outstanding effort today from the boys, dug deep for the 3 points. Pablo providing late drama the likes of which I've not seen since Waitrose's late-night Pimms delivery
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Granted games will be behind closed doors, I hope stadiums don't ban me from bringing (and playing) my french horn. Lockdown lessons gone to waste if I can't show the boys and the fans watching at home
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