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Karma:
The man who just drove into my parking space I was waiting for and told me to f off is here for a job interview,
With me.
@mariana057
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Would you vote for Barack if he could run again in 2024?
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Who else thinks there should be a discount for Self Checkout?
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PEANUT BUTTER GOES WITH?
you can't say jelly.
GO
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I get to do 69 everyday for the next 365 days
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BACON GOES WITH
__________?
can't say eggs...
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Nobody's that stupid?
Friend of mine went to the Trump rally at the shore today. Sent me this picture. They estimate at least 400,000 people there. Let's see Biden do that!
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For what? Killing people?
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Stuck on 992...
Can I please get some help rebuilding?
I'll โค๏ธU 4evr! >๐
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Without saying where you live, say something it's famous for...
GO.
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Meow me on.
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I QUIT.
are their any tobacco quitters out their wanna share their success? ๐
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Learning to spell in the English language is difficult.
There's 1 silent K in knife.
There's 2 silent Ks in knickknack.
And 3 silent Ks in Republican. >๐
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When in office Republicans do nothing to fix things and when not in office they say look how everything is fucked up...
Am I missing it?
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I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED JAN 6TH
I WANT TO KNOW HOW AND WHY?
RETWEET IF YOU AGREE!
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I just changed my GPS voice to male.
Now it says " it's around here somewhere, keep driving"
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Wanna try again?
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Is there a commercial that makes you change the channel when it comes on?
Me? PillowGuy
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Hey china. Popped ur bubble.
Stay in ur lane.
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Can we just vaccinate some states with crop dusters?
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When you see a little mold on cheese, do you just cut it off?
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Charlize Theron wants to date me on Instagram.
now 5 Jennifer anistons are mad at me.
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As for George Santos I guess we'll see what lies ahead?
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Am I the only one without classified docs? I feel left out ๐บ
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Congratulations proud boys?
You broke the record for illegals in a U-Haul!!
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Has anyone ever put salt on their watermelon ๐?
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Just found 5 of these... Ideas?
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Wow wow wow Jamie raskin just tore that new weaponization committee a new as whole.
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I just saw a MAGA woman raise her skirt and show me her tits!
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Twitter right now says I'm following 0.. does anyone else see 0?
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I love my cat unconditionally
The cat? Has a whole list of conditions. ๐
.. and yes, I comply
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Why am I not surprised?
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Someone just smashed my car window in. I guess they saw two Charger Tickets...
Now I have 4!
@mariana057
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The 5 cops...
Get your affairs in order. You're going to go thru some things.
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Has anybody ever been hypnotized???
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How many triangles do you see?
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They're planning on sending a woman to the Moon...
her name isnt, Alice? Is it?
@DocAtCDI
@mariana057
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Republicans in Florida want to track girls periods?
Doesn't that sound like fear from a bunch of jack-offs?
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@inqdragon2
I don't believe he is.. it's just that haters scream louder and longer.
He's a good man.
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Do Cats make good Pizzas?
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I think the US military is able to jam communications with that balloon and the Chinese are watching reruns of Gilligan's island.
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A photo bum
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3 shot down that means there's 96 Luft ๐to shoot
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With the cost of eggs looks like we're going to paint Potatoes this Easter.
๐บ
@mariana057
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I haven't had a cold or flu symtems in 18+ months...
Anyone else ???
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Did DeSantis ban The Flintstones too?
.. they had a
gay_ old_ time__.
I woke and thot of that
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As far as I'm concerned, the only thing that should be whites only is a load of laundry. ๐บ
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So, first the Repubicans say the elderly is expendable. And now the children?
Am I missing something?
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I liked the speach... And what impressed me, Joe Biden didn't sound older. He sounded better.
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So? It's safe?
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Howz my eyeliner?
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Are bears with no teeth just considered gummy bears?
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Was that a great speech, or what?
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Livin on the edge
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George Santos just posted and old selfy...
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Wasn't the horse dewormer developed by scientists too?
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Two ways to spot a trump supporter.
A, the red hat.
B, hear them talk.
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Abortion haters, you're not in Kansas anymore. ๐คญ
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This is an important question. If you were on a boat and you noticed Trump drowning, where would you go for lunch that day?
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My new hunting outfit >๐
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Who needs one of these?
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I trained my cat. Everytime she meows I give her food...
Oh, wait. She trained ME!
That Darn Cat!
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Jen Psaki...
You are the GOAT!!
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@Ordinary1World
My rent has been raised 10 times in 8 yrs. From 799 to 1329.
Why? Bc they can
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Republicans enabled a loser and now they're stuck with a loser. TFG will always be TFG. And a loser.
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Trump says it's a balloon payment from China...
Heading to Maralago
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@DocAtCDI
I have a friend who says he can Smell the Future... He calls himself
Nostrildamus
@mariana057
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Don't know about you but I'm enjoying Biden my time while the GOP runs around with their hair on
๐ฅ >๐
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I read Kevin McCarthy is renting a room downstairs
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Dr fauci is not a proctologist but he's going to tear some ass's up in those hearings .
#fauciisahero
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The Republicans have shortened their name of their party from Conservatives,
to just Cons.
It's easier to remember.
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Trump has more lawyers than Carter has pills.
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I have my moods
>๐
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I've been saying for years... Stuff made in China don't last.
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My friend Julius treats his wife like a Queen.
Well, that's the way Julius sees her
@DocAtCDI
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Jesus wasn't a crook
There is no end to his delusion. And people believe this hogwash!๐
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Pootin calls for his opponents to be arrested...
Gee, where have I heard that before?
Ahh, then it Don'd on me.
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My Tree
after I remove
the decorations
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I just found 20 dollars and thot, what would Jesus do?
So , I turned it into wine.
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Mike pence testifying? .
Ya know he's going to go through some massive memory loss. ." I don't recall"
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Does this outfit meet dress code standards for Congress? George.
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My Nine Lives
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Did they blame Biden for the bridge collapse yet?
They will..
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Ok. Give it up.
What's your favorite song to sing to your pet?
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@DocAtCDI
Well the Mrs n I have been happily married for 40 years!!
I took her to Hawaii the 1st anniversary... And now I think it's time I go pick her up!
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I'll pass..
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