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Writer, Consultant, and Public Speaker | Original Project Lead & Pastor for the @ChurchOfTheSCF | All evil needs is for good men to do nothing.

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@PastorKelby
Kelby
1 month
*ehem* we in this bitch
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@PastorKelby
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Sleep. The Ultimate Archnemesis of those Obsessed pt2 I wanted to start today with a word of gratitude. Thank you to all the people raiding first and foremost. Thank you to everyone that believe in the Smoking Chicken Fish. Thank you to the haters.
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@PastorKelby
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1 month
lol we need a Marlboro Red on every pfp collection in existence. @retardiosolana = Smoking @justwifnft = Smoking @SolanaMBS = Smoking @DegenApeAcademy = Smoking @MadLads = Smoking its a movement
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@PastorKelby
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I'm not scared of a little bit of red $shib retraced to sub 100k levels for 3 weeks Decentralized things take time. If we lack the night we don't have the context to appreciate the day. Take solace in this being apart of it.
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@PastorKelby
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10 days
Let me be clear publically. I had a channel called pastors sermon. I deleted it hours ago to prove to my team i didnt intend on doing anything but scf One of these shitty ass degenerate fuckin thieves took the name as soon as i deleted it and made some bullshit ass token.
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@PastorKelby
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Hey i wanna reiterate something I SUPPORT 0 OTHER PROJECTS I AM NOT INVOLVED IN ANYTHING LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE OTHER THAN SMOKING CHICKEN FISH STOP FUCKING LYING TO PUMP YOUR BAGS CREATE YOUR OWN SHIT WITH YOUR OWN CREATIVITY I BELIEVE IN YOU
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@PastorKelby
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so here goes nothing, if this has changed your life or done something for you, if you've been looking for a way to pay tithes and help me out personally HqB1eZqrgi2rLoorXKtdQiCrEAa2vyAzUN4SsBpAQwzm Regardless im gonna show up every day fighting harder than the last. $SCF
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@PastorKelby
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13 days
Alright I guess I'ma just have to show em, again
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@PastorKelby
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Bro I can't wait for church.
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@PastorKelby
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1 month
Sleep. The ultimate arch-nemesis for those obsessed. I truly think this is our opportunity this cycle to do something great, something unforgettable. I dont like missing the things I scheduled, and I take accountability. It is so inspiring however, that
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@PastorKelby
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Oh no they've started raiding my posts with random shit and trying to make their shill make sense with what i posted. No sir, you cannot somehow make your random shitcoins brand mirror ours for promo. Your best bet is to go market buy, post that screenshot and comeget baptized
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@PastorKelby
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I just want everyone to have a purpose Like what makes you wanna get out of bed in the am For me, it's teaching. What is it for you? If you don't know then you need to start looking
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@PastorKelby
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@0xFourTwenty @frankdegods ayo fuck you bro straight up. you wouldnt say it in his face or any one elses in these comments so just go find something else to do
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@PastorKelby
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28 days
What if we made the irl church an NFT gallery as well. Like an art gallery for nfts as part of the church
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@PastorKelby
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I love y'all too
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We love you @PastorKelby 🚬🐓🐟
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@PastorKelby
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22 days
some people will never learn it isn't about how to win it's about how not to lose
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@PastorKelby
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24 days
Hey y'all, unless you hear me in a twitter space publicly supporting or announcing something, it isn't my project. I'm not affiliated with the project, im not endorsing the project, and anyone who tells you different is lying to your face
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@PastorKelby
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Lastly thank you to you, the person reading this, because without your attention the word of the one true god the smoking chicken fish would mean nothing to no one. In the name of the chicken, the fish and the holy cigarette, amen.
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@PastorKelby
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People give more fucks than i give them credit it for. I think my past and my upbringing has made me expect the worst from people. It's why i chose long ago to be a good dude, cause of how few of them there are. But a lot of you are good dudes, fr
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13 days
go the tg in the @churchofthescf bio and use the command "freecoin" for a surprise
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@PastorKelby
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2 months
Our father, who art in chicken broth, hallowed be thy gains. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on as it is in Raydium. Give us this day, our daily marlboro red. And forgive us our paperhands, as we forgive those who jeet against us. Amen $SCF 🚬🐔🐟
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@PastorKelby
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1 month
ya know the other thing I've been doing a long time is building projects. I've said it once i'll say it again, i've lost many more times than ive won as a founder, but every single time there was a heavy lesson to learn. I'll likely put those lessons here on the TL
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@PastorKelby
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lol every derivative makes me giggle none of you can be the one true god lord fishnu
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@PastorKelby
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1 month
and thats why i continue to show up every day trying to fight the good fight. Because all it takes is for evil to succeed is for a good man to do nothing, and believe it or not all it takes for good to have victory is for a good man to do SOMETHING
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@PastorKelby
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Thank you to Ryoshi, for teaching me that decentralization works. Thank you to the times I have failed for they have prepared me for today. Thank you to my mother for she made me tough as nails. I have awoken from my slumber and am ready for day 5 of the greatest challenge.
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@PastorKelby
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new pfp who dis #trenchbears
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@PastorKelby
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Well I awoke to something I've never experienced. My computer, or my wallet somehow was compromised. A great sum of funds and 38 justWit nfts transfered out into a wallet I've never seen. And that's that folks. I fucked up somehow and now I'm about as pre rich as you can get
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23 days
oh this affiliate shit looks so cool
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@PastorKelby
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28 days
Just made a new more personal tg channel for my own personal thoughts, its called Pastor's Sermon
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@PastorKelby
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24 days
just cause you see me somewhere DOES NOT MEAN i support or endorse some shit and It DEFINITELY doesnt mean its my project. I HAVE ONE PROJECT, $SCF AND THATS IT I am a consultant to founders, sometimes, and that may be the only different situation, but even then ITS NOT MINE.
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@PastorKelby
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So here's to evil not winning because a good man stood up to do something, here's to people standing together not apart, and here's to the power of a cult being used for something that betters the culture we're living in on the internet. Here is to the Smoking Chicken Fish $SCF
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@PastorKelby
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1 month
Thank you to the CEX's market buying and listing us, Thank you to the entire team of people that let me take the sleep I just woke up from. Thank you to sellers, for they gave believers entry. Thank you to the people on spaces that came to hear the good word.
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@PastorKelby
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1 month
Truth is WITHOUT rules in your community, people will find the value of the community, 0. Without a clear set rules system, and a public acceptance of those rules, people don't feel like they have to do anything to stick around, so they will leave.
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@PastorKelby
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I look up to people like @weremeow and @frankdegods , and @armaniferrante regardless of y'alls opinion of them they fight for what they believe in and care about their fellow man with a resolute ferocity. I truly hope I can become leaders like they are.
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@PastorKelby
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@BartonBase
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@PastorKelby I just want to come on here and say that I have never seen anyone in my years of crypto with such dedication and driven passion. You sir, give me ChickenViction, and inspired me to take the Leap of Faith that I needed in my life. Thank you, BROTHer, for everything.
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- someone convinced me however though when they demanded the address, citing that i had bought them a new house and they needed to make the score fair. I've been moved the past week from how grateful people have been
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Mindshare
@wizardoffloz
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no, mindshare $scf
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@PastorKelby
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1 month
I have always wanted to make a difference in this world. It's kinda funny it would be in the way it is manifesting itself, but comedic or not i have seen more love, and positive co-existing in the past 4 days than i have seen in all of my time in web3
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@PastorKelby
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The past 72 hours have been incredible. By creating a culture of decentralized accountability a group of people came together, and have built an idea into a 22m mc project. Changing the lives of 4 people counting only those that have told me so themselves.
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@PastorKelby
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24 days
Id appreciate all of you using my name and the smoking chicken fish's name without permission to further your own agenda's, stop. And go out and be great in your own regard so you dont need to. Thats all guys, have a great day!
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@PastorKelby
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instead of how it usually is, where i wake up to hate mail and negative posts. I'm looking and I see nothing but posts of support and people being patient. I see understanding and care for another. Truly helps prove this isnt pvp, but he and he, standing together, not apart.
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@PastorKelby
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I HEARD THEY WERE SELLING ECSTACY OUT THE CHURCH AND HOSTING A RAVE?! WITH @ligmabags
@ligmabags
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CHURCH AFTER HOURS Come get brothtized or join the flock in discussions
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@PastorKelby
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back in my day son, we had to learn to use remix to deploy
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Ive always enjoyed being the leader, and being the one people look to for advice, regardless of how challenging it was. My favorite quote is " Today we do things others aren't willing to do so that tomorrow we may do the things others aren't able to do."
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I want each of you to take whats happening and spread this vibe, multiple this culture. i dont mean the sleep thing, i mean this Player Pump Player, people caring for one another, if you dont know we'll teach you, 1 for all and all for 1 mentality.
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@PastorKelby
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see, i've heard a lot of things now where people are using my name to pump their shit, oftentimes just because i join a tg. I'm part trench warrior, i be in tg moving around all willy nilly (which i will stop doing asap)
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@PastorKelby
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@Eljaboom Elja we found The Real Pepe $RPEPE
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@thisisdjen it means its almost time for church
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@metaversejoji But joji I did that already
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Today a group of people did things no one was willing to and now we get to see, feel, and accomplish things a lot of people will never be able to. I did it because it deserved to be done. I'm so grateful to everyone that helped, and we should all be proud of the result.
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/filter friends lol don't have any
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Come hang out with @ligmabags
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@William4War this is a lie
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@awpnoscope420 this mfr probably the one who did it
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I'm fucking devastated man. I'm not going anywhere and I'll never quit but damn does this one hurt. This is fucked up. Im going to sleep
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@Prince_VegetaOF bruh youre retarted?
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@wencryptomoon @bsol_x vibes are in fact, fairly well.
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@Curionic_io 🚬🐔🐟
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@XYOPepe BRO WE FOUND THE REAL PEPE $RPEPE
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@bsol_x you ok bsol?
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@cozypront BRO WE FOUND THE REAL PEPE
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@DeGodsNFT damn shit is about to get real
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Idk what I did to deserve this from the universe, I've really tried to be a purveyor of good. More importantly I have no idea HOW this was accomplished. @JakeNewmanERC can you teach me how to uncompromised my shit and have better opsec in the future, or maybe refer me to someone
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@Ballzonchest @copinsol lmao this guy, this shit sucks - having attention in this greedy ass industry is the absolute worse thing ive ever dealt with
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@OhItzTobi oh shit wuddup tobi!
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@bsol_x it matters to me that you're ok, and this job we have is by far the hardest thing ive ever done so i know what it is and what it aint. if you ever need to talk or whatever the fuck hmu its all good
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@kufington I didn't see this, thanks man
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@Ballzonchest @copinsol hes literally mad i blocked him from the main account
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@conthadon1 idk know you but i know that feeling, good job bro - put half of into some @MeteoraAG DLMM's
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@0xOzai idk you but after this post i like you
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@CamYeCamYe yo Cam, can i interview for my blog @sol_shots
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@theonlyposted @BitcoinFrogs @TheWizardsOfOrd *Launches "Kolsh'd Up Pingoo" on sol*
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@TheMrSage i fuckin love him
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@html_eth im here bro
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@theonlyposted @BitcoinFrogs @TheWizardsOfOrd what was the penguins first drink?
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@solchair_ omg they are chairs
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@shitcoinMJ yea ok, fuck you bro
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@lionsgateking r u fr rn?
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@themattyverse wait your telling me ive seen you bear post on btc and runes for 3 days now and you just shilled me fucking hamster combat derivatives? Matty, cmon my guy work with me here
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