This took me like ten tries.

RT @Zylie: And this is how I make friends.

👍

Yessssss 😀

RT @Pastabowl2: This took me like ten tries.

@notcapnamerica, would you consider unblocking my alt, @Zylie? I have no idea why I was blocked, I've always enjoyed your tweets, and miss seeing them on my TL. 🙏

RT @Bakershane78: I still can’t believe someone stole my neighbors wind chimes tomorrow morning.

@EveryRightTo I mean...

I think I've identified the main suspect, but I dunno, she just looks so innocent.

@Coolhtowngirl Hahahahahahahaha!!!! My first account, from 2007, turned into news and politics. I stopped fighting it, and made a happy, retro account. To be clear, I abandon either account when I'm irritated, usually for months on end.

RT @Zylie: @kellycaresforu I have a less ridiculous and arguably less effective version of a guard dog in my pit/mastiff, Bumble. Proof - h…

RT @Zylie: Best. Guard dog. EVER. 🤣

RT @Pastabowl2: Florida Easter bunnies are so... Florida. 😂

@WinterSomers Dude. There's 7 taco shops, 6 fast food places,3 Italian, 2 Thai, 4 Japanese and a Jamaican place within 5 blocks of my house and... Nope. 😂

@PinkyIsBlue Sometimes I'd ask him to go through the alphabet by naming pretty banal things like fruits or cities. I don't think he ever got past K. His brain just couldn't stop, so that boring, linear focus seemed to work.

I want to look like this dude (a Florida Snapping Turtle/Tolkien-creation) when I'm his age.