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bubonic black plague in the sheets, death from complications in a few weeks
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Just received the worst dm of my life
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I’m sorry but this is sooooooo funny to me
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I’m trying to imagine what is worse: the “dog” who thinks it was a good idea to send this message, or the person (and I’m sure this person exists, somewhere) who is willing to have a conversation with a “dog” about frozen peanut butter. Truly giving me chills
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i was only 11 when i discovered depression
Sir Isaac Newton was only 23 when he discovered the law of gravity.
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A rolled up pizza is not a burrito
Russo's House of Pizza makes this 7-pound pizza burrito 🤯
Find more Pizza Perfection on
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Truthfully: I rarely open up these apps anymore because I’ve just got a lot on my plate & not much time for it but I looked at his actual Instagram through the dog’s & the guy looks smart & successful. Do grown men just think infantilization is how you sleep with a younger woman?
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Anyway some incels are getting mad at me for being hot and rightfully sharing cringe but if this gets back to you dog guy: you and your dog are cute and you’ll be fine & find someone who is not cynical like I am & will somehow appreciate this humor. Tweet’s muted thanks 4 playing
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Special place in hell for people who do this, go buy a readily made McMansion instead you dumb bitch!!!
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I don’t know his age but I’m sure he’s in his latter 30’s/early 40’s and it begs the question: is this behavior you exhibit because I’m 25 and you think I say “doggo” every other word?
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It should be illegal for people to ask you if you remember meeting them
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I’m seeing a lot of people debate if this man is a mannequin or not. Apparently it was debunked and he is indeed human, but even if he was a mannequin: love is love and they were on the same exact plane of freak, human or not. Happiness to them both 🙏
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Feel like I must add a disclaimer: a lot of men [incel origin] seem to not read that I am being facetious. I am being facetious. I do not think I am being age gap groomed or w/e. The message was just cringe.That’s all. Thanks for visiting my Twitter, I have natty wine 2 attend to
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Fun fact about me I used to be so lonely that I would spend my nights in bed watching Resident Evil gameplay videos on YouTube
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I hope they’re still together somewhere out there ♥️
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Tearing this down, for what?? Floor to ceiling black and white marble with no soul?
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*brings a goat home*
*goat fucks shit up*
bae: it's me or the goat
me:
http://t.co/7K76xmcnWL
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Proud to say that I witnessed this in real time
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if I get 1000 rts I'll deep throat a MacBook Pro
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me sitting here and wondering where my life went wrong, then remembering that i have made absolutely no effort in anything at all
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Say what you want about Onlyfans but I just moved into my dream house at 22♥️
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I’m all for vegan options of non-vegan dishes but like come on this is literally $14 for half an avocado with some sesame seeds on it
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when u sitting on the toilet writing a tweet and ur sis knocks on the door telling u to hurry up
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When I say I’ve got that dog in me, this is what I mean
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other girls: yoga, pumpkin spice lattes, sororities, hair
me: communism, the black plague, reconstructing a guillotine, eating raw potato
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Do tall people at shows deserve rights? Be honest
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Love my clueless hot russian mother
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These are photos from the house he’s hocked on the palisades for 32 mill. Just fucking depressing. Dude should’ve just stayed chubby instead of following the JK Rowling handbook on how to make everyone hate you
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if you do cocaine when you're pregnant your baby comes out as a 40 year old entertainment lawyer wearing an unbuttoned dolce & gabbana suit
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RIP Leonardo Da Vinci you would’ve loved cocaine
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kinda fucked up how instagram shows you how many views your videos get as well as likes so you know how many fake friends you have
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@litebeaner
These houses are essentially irreplaceable because the materials aren’t available like they were back then, so they are pieces of history that should be maintained and respected for future generations. Worth looking into if your question was genuine
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Still thinking about this—-I don’t know what would behoove someone to spend millions on a house just to raze it. I’m sorry but the fact that LA is fighting celebrities for its life left & right to keep them from leveling historic houses in…. Brentwood if all places, is beyond me
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when yr upset&start tweeting some depressing shit but remember that you have over 5 followers&need to compose yrself
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I would eat a cactus to be that ball
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when u doodling dicks all over ur notebook and ur teacher calls on u to answer a question
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where's the "shut the fuck up" starter pack
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i'm honestly offended that spotify thinks they can put m83 in my discover weekly
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can you guys stop hitting on these poor children from that netflix show
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Me opening the menu at Cheesecake Factory
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How the FUCK do you people know how to use Excel?!?
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i don't want to hear a single word about hating on cigarettes if you smoke weed
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crazy to me how your boyfriend could be hitting up chicks to cheat on you and you will still hate the girls instead of your boyfriend
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no offense or anything but I hope you find love and happiness with someone
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Honestly the fact that people think this is award winning cinema is just testament to.................... I’m just gonna become an incel and shut up
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is this the Cocaine World Tour?
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And If I Die Before I Wake,
I Pray The Lord My Soul To Take
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when yr parents say they took a good pic of you n yr looking through your camera roll like
http://t.co/2PmPipvfmG
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when mom walks in on ya masturbating
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The crippling weight of existence stays ON during sex
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Selling this new 100% nice dildo, 10$, only used once. Brand new. Not a cucumber.
http://t.co/N2JzLa39dN
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feel like giving an oscar speech every time i cum
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twin peaks is finally coming back and every 18 year old is ecstatic after waiting 25 years for the new season
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I would become a vanlifer if this was the van
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why am I not surprised that diy art school haircut white feminist doesn’t get the joke??
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This would’ve been my Met Gala look
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pray for my christmas tree, ain't nothin wrong with it. it just ugly af
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