As is probably apparent by my dormant profile, I don't really use Twitter anymore (or much social media in general, for that matter)
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I already voted
I am publicly posting this here in hopes that the social media algorithms pick this up and stop bombarding me with advertisements reminding me to vote
The homeowners' association of my condo taped a red "social distancing line" on the floor to protect our concierge and security staff lol
This is awesome
@leafyteacup
@berrybebopboy
This photo was taken while I was dripping sweat, moments after I had walked over a mile back and forth the outside of the convention center trying to figure out how to pick up my credentials, thus in full send hard tilt mode
so I'd say
never been better
@k_rvix
@DougDougFood
heh, Akinator has had me on their website for like a decade now, and I actually still have the original Photoshop file for that picture from 2010 that I used to use as my profile pic
though I see that some troll has changed my title from "Broadcast Personality" to "Lawyer" …
@DougDougFood
Economy: Stimulated
(Also, I have never played Stanley Parable before, and probably never will because first-person-perspective games like this give me motion sickness)
Walking back home from McDonald's, I set my bag of food down on the sidewalk real quick to help someone out on the street
Literally 20 seconds later, I turn back around and the bag is gone
I had a bag of McDonald's with $4 of food in it stolen from me
...
but why
Thanks for gifting me a chair,
@DXRacer
Here is a video of me oblitERATING THE PACKAGING AND UNIFYING THE COMPONENTS
You can get your own
@Tempo_Storm
chair at (don't forget to use code TEMPO for a discount)
I just emailed
@PathOfExile
support to ask for a refund on an accidental duplicate purchase, and they litERALLY REPLIED IN TWO MINUTES
I'm actually considering buying a supporter pack because I'm so impressed lol
Today, I accidentally locked myself out on a fifth-story rooftop deck in a northern Beverly Hills mansion with no cell service, and it took the person I was with 20 minutes to realize I was gone
I feel like I should add that to my bucket list just so I can check it off