Parker Lathrop
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I’m single and one of my fears of getting married is the thought of having to sleep with another human for the rest of my life. Like the act of sleeping.
I’d much prefer my own bed, and my wife can have hers. Does a king size bed solve this issue?
Do I need to talk to my
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@BoomerDivvies
By definition, they are millionaires. Net worth is greater than $1M.
Society has a different idea of what being a “millionaire” looks like though.
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I just found out I passed my first CPA exam! Feels great when the hard work pays off. Thanks for all the support!
#TaxTwitter
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@TikTokInvestors
Simple wealth hack that the elite don’t want you to know. Just gotta get 2% returns on a daily basis and you’re set.
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@kevinslavelle
@Austen
I didn’t get the sense that she was above an entry level job.
It was more the idea of “I have two degrees, and now they are pitching a call center job.” No offense to those working call center jobs, but most of these jobs don’t require degrees.
I see why she is upset. She (or
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Can someone please educate me about the hype around Buc-ee’s?
I don’t get it.
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@ShadyMikeGaming
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“Mickey mouse”
That’s the point of playing hard during the season to get the 1 seed. That’s how seeding works.
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@BpopeTV
No one is asking for special treatment. They are just asking for players to stop targeting Caitlin Clark and actually just play ball. Not that hard to play tough defense without cheap-shots.
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This tweet reached a lot more people than I expected!
I don’t have a whole lot more to discuss.
Live intentionally. We have one life, why not create a lifestyle that is meaningful for you?
We are all beings of love.
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Want to be an entrepreneur? Go into accounting and become a CPA or EA.
The below are excerpts from an article by the AICPA, back in 2018.
- The average age of a CPA is 55.
- 75% of CPAs in the US will be at or near retirement by 2019.
- 84% of firm owners expect succession
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@UtahFBFans
I thought we were going 0-6? Keep talking that talk. Our “JUCO” QB playing for his daddy is going to be a problem.
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I have so much respect for anyone who has pursued the CPA exam, or is currently working towards it. It’s no joke! 🫡
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@DailyBroncos
Doesn’t negate the fact that the Broncos handled the situation poorly by saying “renegotiate your contract to how we want it, or you’re benched.”
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@ToothDocDMD
@unusual_whales
Exactly why there is a housing shortage. No offense, I would do the same thing!
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@stripesandkicks
Amazing! I haven’t heard of this before. Thanks for sharing.
Maybe my thoughts will change once I get married.
I have slept in the same bed as significant others and felt a significant decline in my quality of sleep.
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Got a hole in one today and my life as a golfer is complete! What a rush.
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@smithhmackenzie
Thankfully I feel like this is becoming a more popular opinion! People are focusing on their health more :)
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Who’s worse?
The “Bitcoin fixes this” crowd
Or
“AI will solve this.”
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@TiberSeptimIII
@kevinslavelle
@Austen
A med school graduate wouldn’t accept a job at a call center.
Might be an apples to oranges comparison…but the concept is similar.
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@realEstateTrent
Keep working his job. Money solves everything. You can be happy in retirement.
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@TroyRenck
Poor timing to ask that right after a big win against the chiefs, while in playoff contention. Why offer a contract if you later beg the player to adjust the terms?
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“It takes a serious level of ambition to get out of this situation.”
My dude, he is making $150k at a fully remote job and has time to spend with his wife and kids. He is able to save $2,000 a month.
Am I missing something? What is so tough about this situation?
I did a consulting call today with a 33 year old guy who makes $150k a year at a fully remote job.
30-40 hrs a week. 2 kids + wife.
This is a really tough spot to be in.
Makes $2k a month more than he spends every month.
Zero chance at long term wealth but too easy and
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Who gets the most “quick questions” from their friends?
- lawyer
- doctor
- accountant
- IT specialist
- financial advisor
- insurance expert
- mechanic
- other career not mentioned?
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@livmoods
I can’t root for Ant and KAT no matter how hard I try. The whole waving at the crowd and saying he had Jamal in handcuffs is a no for me.
I’d much rather see Dallas or Indiana win.
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Hear me out, how about we implement a work week where 1 day is dedicated solely to no email, meetings or external communication?
I bet we would be way more productive, by having more time to work without distractions.
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@sweatystartup
Zero chance at wealth? Give me a break, sounds like he is living a great life. If he invests that money in an index fund, he’ll be set.
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@meg_blair_ack
Why work 70 hour weeks at big 4 with lagging pay when you can go into finance and work 40 hour weeks with better pay?
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@KalleSorbo
Nuggets fans need to drop the drama and appreciate what this man did for our franchise. It wasn’t a pretty breakup, obviously.
We were a team who didn’t make the playoffs for 9 years, and Melo got us back there his rookie year. He revived the Denver Nuggets.
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@BoomerDivvies
Millionaires on paper means they’re a millionaire.
What net worth would make them a “millionaire” by your standards.
$2M? $5M
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@MichaelAArouet
I don’t buy a lottery ticket often. When the jackpot is over a billion, I will.
Many will say it’s a tax on people who don’t understand math. You also have a 0% chance of winning if you don’t buy a ticket.
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Logging off until Mid December as I’ll be using this time to reset!
I have a CPA exam and then taking some time off to travel. Talk to you soon. Will report back with pics of the Aurora Borealis!
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@BarryOnHere
Trying to allude that Steph Curry is a fraud is the wildest take ever. 4 championships and the greatest shooter of all time.
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@AdamMKaufman
Tbh I respect these fans a lot more than the ones who don’t even know where Tatum went to college.
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@duckscrootin
Ducks fans are really hurt that Seaton chose CU over Oregon and can’t understand that a successful career at CU is possible. Wow haha
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@AdultingIsEasy
Leaving space in your budget for extravagant purchases does more for you than trying to be as frugal as possible.
Changes the whole energy around a budget.
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@midtown_rob
I don’t think 20 year olds expect to buy a home right after college, or at least they shouldn’t. They are more ticked off at boomers critiquing their work ethic, telling them to “just work harder,” to achieve their goals.
Meanwhile the boomers were able to purchase a home for
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@gvh41
Fist bump him and tell him he is living the right way.
Set deadlines so that work objectives are met. Implement a 4 day work week, consisting of 9-10 hour days.
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I’ve learned a lot from this tweet:
1. Americans love their gas stations.
2. Buc-ee’s has clean restrooms.
3. Great brisket sandwiches.
4. Buc-ee’s is a spiritual experience.
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“I’m not a regular accountant, I’m a cool accountant.”
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I had no idea my tweet about passing the first exam would reach so many people like that. 😂
I typically prefer to be more private with matters like this, but was thrilled and had to share with Twitter. This is another one of those moments.
Even after graduating from the
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@andreamacdcpa
Norway does this! Divides the plan into two groups, if your seat is in the back of the plane, you board from the back.
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@bavedikian
I can’t tell if you’re serious or not.
If you received a quality education along the way, being an Olympian would be a pretty key differentiator and open a lot of doors.
Who wouldn’t want an Olympian on their team? They know how to work hard, achieve goals and be a valuable
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@skylarromines
You ignore the misspelling, and give the person credit for the thoughtful interaction. It’s better than 99% of cold outreach emails. The individual put some serious thought into it.
I’ve been called Cooper, Mark, and Hunter before. I feel like it’s worse when there have been
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@HarrisonWind
Jokić dropping a triple double with fires blazing in the stands would be a once in a lifetime experience.
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@girdley
- There are 340,000 fewer accountants than five years ago.
- CPA candidates have decreased by 33% from 2016 to 2021.
- AICPA has stated that 75% of its members are at retirement age.
But yes, AI will take all our jobs and wreck the accounting profession.
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@USC_Nico
ND beat USC. Gotta give credit for their defensive game plan, forcing Caleb into uncomfortable situations, leading to those interceptions.
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@1chrismcg
Yes, ChatGPT will know tax codes better than the average CPA. CPAs and other tax professionals will leverage this technology to be more efficient and spend time on higher level tasks.
Who will need to apply these strategies, review the financial statements that AI produces, act
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@theficouple
It’s all engagement bait. Most people do include home equity in their net worth.
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