JP
@PapistJP
Followers
3,749
Following
988
Media
1,608
Statuses
14,357
Catholic, Husband to @PapistMelli ❤️ Dad of 1 🌹 Baseball and CBB Fan • Wealth Management
Southern America
Joined August 2017
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Juan Izquierdo
• 191411 Tweets
リマスター
• 118801 Tweets
台風の影響
• 116212 Tweets
Iván
• 114252 Tweets
JIN NETFLIX DEBUT
• 63966 Tweets
特別警報
• 62936 Tweets
ムアラニ
• 44431 Tweets
BLUE PROTOCOL
• 31203 Tweets
ズゴック
• 28275 Tweets
#10YearsOfJanDhan
• 27431 Tweets
TEN X TEDDYLAND
• 26267 Tweets
コンクリ事件
• 23599 Tweets
ブルプロ
• 22391 Tweets
キィニチ
• 20760 Tweets
カチーナ
• 19725 Tweets
Twitter不具合
• 17840 Tweets
TRANSISImulus AMANdamai
• 16157 Tweets
SATUsemangat NKRImaju
• 15626 Tweets
なべふかCM
• 10376 Tweets
I was literally just thinking “i can’t believe we’ve gone a Holy Week without scizoid liberal Americans crying “KKK in Spain!”” How foolish I was to think we’d actually make it
61
734
13K
Jesus was born at midnight on December 25th, 0 AD on a snowy night in Bethlehem
73
147
3K
Casual reminder that feminism is evil and has never been about furthering women but rather exploiting them for the sake of the state and economy
37
262
2K
This is why every Marian dogma has to be true. How can the cells of our Lord stay in a woman stained with Original Sin, or a woman who continues to sin? How can a walking tabernacle of our Lord welcome any other man? How can the cells of our Lord decompose in the dirt?
During pregnancy, some baby cells migrate into the mother's bloodstream and then return to the child. It's called "mother-fetal microchimerism".
For 41 weeks, the cells mix and circulate back and forth, and, after the baby is born, many of these cells remain in the mother’s body,
162
1K
8K
75
263
2K
>T Swift starts hanging out with all the Chiefs
>She meets Harrison Butker who introduces her to Catholicism
>T Swift converts
>All of her fans end up converting
>Guys convert to impress the girls
>Christendom restored
>Crusade time
Taylor Swift and NFL player Travis Kelce have been ‘quietly hanging out,’ The Messenger reports.
3K
4K
101K
54
145
2K
The mother of my daughter and the queen of my family shares a birthday with the Mother of God and the Queen of Heaven, and I will always find remarkable beauty in their relationship
8
63
1K
So, if I understand this week in Catholic news correctly, it’s confirmed that there is a large number of priests using hookup apps, a rapist concelebrated Mass at the Vatican, and the Germans are full fledged heretics, but the problem is the trads and the TLM
58
184
980
Priest: and for what else shall we pray?
Me: for all those who will be storming Area 51 this week, that God may keep them safe and that they may successfully liberate the aliens
Priest: ...
Congregation: ...
Me: we PRAY TO THE LORD
15
178
958
The university system was never supposed to prepare you for a career, just to educate. Turning the university into an overpriced trade school is the actual problem with college today and unfortunately it’ll never be fixed
25
111
946
“I’m going to post a picture of someone shooting at Jesus’ mom - surely this is what Jesus would want!”
In all fairness, Roman Catholics who are all mad at me, I could have posted this for Reformation Day
473
35
370
10
53
910
I’m so sick and tired of American liberals honestly thinking that Catholic Europeans need to change a centuries old tradition because of a racist anti-Catholic group in the US
24
51
752
Before I read the bad takes I just wanna say it: celebrating someone’s death is NOT pro-life
9
82
717
My family is currently calling in hospice for my grandma, so if you could offer up a prayer for her, that’d be great
37
41
651
Hey everyone. I didn’t want to have to share this publicly, but things continue to be bad, and Melanie and I really need your prayers. My parents have been extremely hostile towards myself, Melanie, and our marriage. Please pray for us.
45
45
626
If Protestants actually believed that simply having statues was idolatry they’d think that the Pro Football Hall of Fame was a pagan temple
22
29
599
Protestants out here with 500 funko pops in their bedroom but call a single statue of Mary idolatry
14
47
525
“We stand in solidarity with black people which is why we will only let you objectify black people this week”
9
43
528
I still have yet to meet a pro-life person who doesn’t care about born people
8
52
565
I love how everyone complaining about prayers not doing anything think that participating in an instagram trend is gonna fix the country
7
70
529
My plane just landed and apparently a ton of people are pissed that my girlfriend wants her Catholic university to actually be Catholic
19
16
495
Holy crap I swear I was joking guys I’m so sorry
34
26
501
Although many Protestants think that Catholics worship Mary because they misunderstand Catholic teaching on Mary, i think that many- if not, more- think this because they have a misunderstanding of what worship truly is
24
45
499
Honest question: if you actually think Jesus’ own mother is dead, how do you have any hope in eternal life for yourself?
Dear Catholicism,
Mary is dead. We are grateful for her obedience to the Lord.
Jesus is alive. We call upon His name - which IS the Lord!
Mary is not to be worshiped, but honored.
Jesus Christ is the only One worthy of worship.
395
173
1K
23
39
466
Men: don’t call yourself trad unless you can bench press a log you chopped down while wearing a three piece tweed suit and reciting the rosary in Latin while your wife is giving birth to your tenth child wearing her mantilla
32
31
443
Jesus spent 10x more of his life with Mary than he did in his ministry
24
21
449
Tonight at Mass: less than 80 people in the congregation, two priests, one deacons, and SIX Eucharistic ministers. THIS IS AN ABUSE THIS IS NOT OK THIS HAS TO STOP
32
40
417
I genuinely don’t understand how you can have a consistent metaphysics of Heaven without thinking that the saints can hear prayers
Saints In Heaven Shocked To Learn Catholics Have Been Trying To Talk To Them This Whole Time
336
398
4K
18
18
435
To deny Mary is the Mother of God is to deny the Incarnation. You literally cannot be Christian if you don’t think Mary is the Mother of God
12
49
396
To deny Mary’s queenship is to deny Jesus’ kingship.
To deny Mary’s divine maternity is to either deny Jesus’ divinity or his humanity
To deny Mary’s virginity, Immaculate Conception, and Assumption is to deny respect to God’s dwelling place
Honoring Mary is honoring Jesus
25
73
414
HOLD UP GROUNDHOG DAY IS JUST THE PROTESTANTS TRYING TO GET RID OF CANDLEMAS
23
36
399
When the Protestant theology student sitting next to me and Melanie on the plane recites a list of authors he’s asked if we’ve read:
8
13
371
Large families are amazing. But no one talks about the beauty of small families. We only have one baby right now. And I don’t know God’s plan for more children. All I know is my happiness in this moment. There is so much joy in having one darling child.
22
21
391
I think the correct term for “abortion shower” is “blood bath”
27
34
363
Hi if we could stop humanizing animals while simultaneously dehumanizing actual humans that’d be great
7
69
355
Listen, I’m just gonna say: if we get the all-Catholic Final Four of Gonzaga, St. Peter’s, Villanova, and Providence, we’ll know the consecration to the Immaculate Heart worked
18
27
359
Only Dave DiCello could make Pittsburgh the night of the Kenny Chesney concert look pretty
A packed Heinz Field reflects in the Allegheny River last night in
#Pittsburgh
, as light trails from boats streak across the water during the Kenny Chesney concert. The glow of the stadium matched the sky beautifully as well.
17
279
2K
1
9
355
TODAY IS MY PARENTS’ 25TH ANNIVERSARY!!!! PLEASE PRAY FOR THEM AND PRESS [H] TO WISH THEM A HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!
58
5
337
Everyone’s always saying “we need a Vatican III” like bro there’s no rule saying the next ecumenical council needs to be in Vatican City we could have the Council of Orlando if we wanted
32
15
326
It’s truly amazing how much more Catholicism celebrates women than modern secular feminism
3
39
325
When laudato si’ meets humanae vitae
Condoms are not biodegradable
Condoms are not biodegradable
Condoms are not biodegradable
Condoms are not biodegradable
Condoms are not biodegradable
if you care about the planet have unprotected sex!
1K
31K
155K
8
42
328
Me, a pro-life voter who just moved to Virginia:
Virginia is the last safe haven for abortion access in the South. On Election Day, let’s keep it that way → .
709
1K
2K
10
10
331
Boomers after 1 (one) Vatican II altar is taken down after destroying hundreds of high altars
St. Elizabeth of Hungary's altar was built by a priest and once used by a cardinal who's on the path to canonization. It's now dismantled and damaged, after the Institute of Christ the King Sovereign Priest came to the Cleveland parish.
215
22
125
8
31
326
James Martin when a school upholds Catholic teaching vs when one of his friends covers up sexual abuse
0
29
291
This was the moment my life changed. I have never been more lovestruck in my entire life than watching my beautiful bride walk down the aisle
9
9
282
In all seriousness, if this is the end of Twitter, I’ll always remember it for giving me the best gift in the world ♥️
8
6
286
This is legit worse than the money-changers in the temple, if someone wants to go follow Jesus’ example
So I’m outside the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception in DC, and Catholics for Choice is here projecting messages onto the church in support of abortion rights.
The protest coincides with the basilica’s “prayer vigil for life,” happening inside.
317
342
1K
7
21
271
Remember folks, it’s the trads that are the problem
8
15
274
“Who can find a woman of worth? Far beyond jewels is her value.” Proverbs 31:10
I am blessed enough to say that I have found this woman. I am overjoyed to be your husband. I love you forever Melanie.
8
17
281
Just a reminder that the biggest problem with “Mary Did You Know” isn’t asking if Mary knew all those things, but rather the line “this child that you delivered will soon deliver you” because it denies what we celebrate today.
Happy Solemnity of the Immaculate Conception!
20
24
279
A Catholic man talking about Catholicism to a Catholic school is absolutely protected by the constitution and religious freedom. You seem lost little girl
Hey
@NFL
- If you want to continue to grow your female fan base and any other marginalized group (straight white men are already watching your product), come get your boy.
1K
1K
12K
8
13
281
If my baby needed to get to the hospital and there were protestors in my way, then the protestors would be arriving at the hospital shortly after me
Just Stop Oil prevent a woman from taking her baby to the hospital.
Absolutely disgraceful.
17K
19K
91K
15
18
277
Please pray for my wife who has been having really severe anxiety issues for a few days now that aren’t easing up
39
27
259
Since Anth*ny started that marriage budget “disciplining your wife” garbage I’m just here to say that if you view your wife using money to be a “privilege” which can be revoked by you, you have grossly misunderstood your wife’s role in earning that income which is equally hers.
9
11
268
*cantor announces song*
*opens hymnal*
*sees song was written by a Jesuit in the 1970s*
*closes hymnal*
16
20
253
St. Paul in today’s reading: “each of you know how to acquire a wife for himself”
buddy I can I assure you I do not
6
21
255
Does anyone else find it maddeningly funny when feminists talk about the a Catholic Church as a sexist institution while clearly ignoring Mary, the Queen of Heaven and Earth, and all of the female saints?
11
27
250
Trad-haters be like “omg this parish is still showing EF Mass times on their website even though the dubia was released 17 hours ago!”
Meanwhile their parish’s website hasn’t been updated since 2007
7
9
249
“Oh, bother,” said Bishop Pooh. “I seem to have run out of chrism.”
4
17
248
The bee making fun of Protestants is funny for the same reason it’s funny when they make fun of liberals: they’re both wrong
4
9
245
I always find it funny when Prots make this argument because it objectively isn’t true. The Hebrews offered sacrifice for the idol, something that not only do Catholics not do for Mary and the saints, but it’s also something Prots don’t do for God Himself
14
18
250
Correct!
Damn dude. Pope just told us we're selfish for having dogs instead of children. Huge L for us. Please respect our privacy as we take a year off trying to shake this burn, as the church is always right and has never had a bad take
170
1K
16K
2
12
208
Catholics when they realize they had Subway tuna on Fridays during Lent
10
24
205
“If you’re not pro-BC then you’re for controlling women” bruh BC was made by men to use women as sex objects
6
29
223
Every movie theater should have a giant statue of Mary
3
29
214
It’s sacrilege for Catholic art to be in a museum (especially if the museum charges admission). Catholic art had a higher purpose than aesthetic or entertainment- it is meant to draw the believer up in prayer, and as such does not belong in a place where it is simply looked at
27
15
205
That moment when you’re reading philosophy and you decide to underline a sentence and the sentence doesn’t end but you keep underlining and before you know it an entire paragraph is underlined due to the fact that people who study philosophy simply do not know when to end a sent-
9
11
213
Some shit is obvious enough we shouldn’t need it in the Catechism
There is no Catholic Church teaching on pronoun usage. I repeat: There is no Catholic Church teaching on pronoun usage.
113
43
399
7
8
178
I think it’s so cool that in all of her apparitions, Mary looked like the people she was appearing to.
At Guadalupe, she looked Mexican
At Lourdes, she looked French
At Champion, she was wearing a cheesehead hat
2
15
208
“If anyone does not wish to have Mary Immaculate for his Mother, he will not have Christ for his Brother.”
-St. Maximilian Kolbe
1
35
194
Popes have excommunicated kings because they didn’t send troops to protect the Papal States, yet there are priests that think denying communion for trying to increase the access to abortion isn’t “the proper pastoral way to go about things”
5
25
175
Objectively false. While you can make sinful choices working in these fields, and while there may be some positions that are inherently evil, simply working in finance or banking is not sinful
15
1
192
