Did some more collages this year, pretty happy with how most of them turned out so feel free to say you love them and that they make you randy! - Poob

RT @PapaPoob: Super Bowl? What is that? Like something for little fat fuckers to eat their cereal out of? I’m just jesting guys, I’m aware…

I gave a mouse a cookie and then he unbuckled his tiny jeans and flashed his little mouse cock at me and my family. Then he flipped me off and casually walked into his hole. I could hear him banging the shit out of his mouse wife in there and the room started to smell like cum

People think it’s easy for me to tweet gold ideas like this but they don’t see the countless hours of theory crafting I do behind the scenes with my compatriots (cum patriot, interesting write that down for future tweet ideation)

@Kapnap_ Insane reaction to keep on an official chiro page the man has shell shock

@CarlosDgardener

@hagfail

@Kshpew I promise you can trust me

@toaaries That’s okay, thanks though man

@GrimaldiTK @3five9 Hold on, let me look into this

Kind of unnecessary and crass for the sake of crass. Disgusting thought that should have stayed in the mind 🖕

@njacksonking Do you know how hard typing with this finger is

@AvocadoMan420 Yeah I’m going to go the threads route of posting once and forgetting I have it downloaded

@SneezedToast I like them but am open to exploring new alternatives (kibble)

Other people have talked about this I’m not crazy

@Luv_Docceh @AndySwan One time my high school played them in a motley match so that their lords could laugh at us and they beat us 3000-6. I only scored 6 points because they stopped playing for a while to beat the shit out of our principal and flay him. I hit two 3 pointers pure net with perfect form