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Psych grad🎓 | Smash Bros enthusiast | he/him | @notabout_angels ❤
Joined July 2015
My girlfriend told me she was at a sleepover and they played MarioKart and she didnt really win any games. I cant be having my girl losing to her nongamer friends so I bought MarioKart8 last night to help her grind. She boutta smack up her friends next time 😤😤.
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Ranai: *jabs ZeRo's shield*.ZeRo: *rolls away, resets neutral*. Me: *jabs ZeRo's shield*.ZeRo: *reacts frame 1 downtilt rar back air back air grab pummel up throw dair reset tech chase banana fsmash*.
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People are so ungrateful holy shit. Sakurai said dont expect too many newcomers and is still hitting us with new fighters left and right, and niggas wanna complain about Isabelle. Fuck yall lol.
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If Super Smash Bros is a party game and not a fighting game, why does Sakurai call the characters "Fighters" and not "Partiers"? 🤔🤔.
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Yall seriously wanna PERMABAN someone who threw a fucking crab but will stay defending sexual predators saying they "just need time to reflect" man fuck all yall, seriously.
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I FINALLY WON IGNITION. I DID IT .IM SO HAPPY. THANK YOU EVERYONE SO MUCH.IVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS.I WON IGNITION .I WON 🐼❤.
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Is the Smash community soft or are you just an asshole with no social skills lol.
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Some guy named MkLeo is the 1st seed of my Frostbite pool? Who the fuck let a Mortal Kombat player be first seed lmao idiots.
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I miss the old Bocchi.not having fame Bocchi.bad at the game Bocchi.dont know her name Bocchi.I hate the new Bocchi.The hot take Bocchi.The always fake Bocchi."Never beat Snake" Bocchi.
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Everyone saying Ally shouldnt retire even tho he admitted to being a pedophile is fucking disgusting. Yall defending a pedo cuz hes good at smash brothers like come on.
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Locals should be randomly seeded!.Think about it. More unpredictable (less stale bracket outcomes/gives more ppl a chance). The best players would get to the end of bracket anyway bc theyre prepared for everyone. Eliminates all seeder bias. TOs get more free time. Would be fun.
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Fellas be honest, is it gay to practice Smash Bros? I mean you're literally grinding 😩😩😩 with the boys 🤔🤔🤔.
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Bruh how is it possible to.• Do well in college (honework included in this).• Have a social life.• Have a job.• Spend time with girlfriend.• Stream.• Play Smash on the side.• AND get a good night's sleep. Only week 1 of College and I'm realizing that shit is impossible :(.
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I WON IGNITION 221!! .1ST PLACE OUT OF 112 ENTRANTS!.SECOND IGNITION WIN EVER! :).I DID IT ♡ .#Villygang
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Ngl it most be so fucking annoying to be playing offstream and having ZeRo talk about titties and commentating the whole set right behind you lol.
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All ik is if Nintendo offered me a job im dropping out of College instantly 😭.
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Im playing Overwatch and my gf said I have stormtrooper aim LMAOOOO "stick to Smash" 😭😭.
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Am I the only one who loves Smash LMAO.Everyone saying its boring etc and I could play it forever and not get bored.
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how can ZeRo be so talented but still have such awful opinions I don't get it.
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People at school be giving me TOO much credit when playing Smash. Them: "You knew I was gonna roll because you flawlessly cover my jump and limit my neutral options".Me in my head: "lol bowling ball".
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ik im the minority but thumbnails like these make me actively not watch the video lol.
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Wait wtf it just hit me. Risu really got me suspended me for a meme LMAO.Clowning on her was worth.
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Most people's Nintendo E3 hopes:.- Smash Bros DLC reveal.- Metroid Prime 4.- Pikmin 4.- Pokemon Sword and Shield news. My Nintendo E3 Hopes.- Animal Crossing please god literally just give me Aninal Crossing Im so depressed please oh god oh fuck.
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Wait wtf I tried playing Tetris for the first time and matching colors does nothing??.
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im kinda in awe that Small BF isnt universally a starter lmao.
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"I hate Sora because Disney" dumb smashers say as they continue to hand Nintendo money lol.
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There was a group of kids playing Smash and I asked if I could join them. They let me in and I picked Villager. When I switched to purple one of them looked to his friend and said "he chose YOUR villager color bro" .Had to 3 stock em real quick 😤.
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Mid/Low tier mains arent carried, top tier mains are just fucking babies lol.
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NO the stage shouldnt be a counterpick dont even fucking start.
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@ Isabelle players:.I know. She's adorable. I love her too. But please just play Villager instead he's miles better.
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Just say ur racist 😭😭.
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Hot take: 2GG Sagas should have a streamed, dedicated exhibition bracket featuring only the players who were flown out to make sure they get exposure for that saga's theme.
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I cannot put into words how happy I am.All because people believe in me ;-;.I just. am speechless. It's a dream come true.Thank you so much everyone, thank you ♡.IM GOING TO GENESIS 7!!
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Just sidebet Samsora.If Maister wins, Samsora follows me on Twitter. If Tweek wins, I give Samsora 5 bucks. I can buy money. I cant buy clout. LETS FUCKING GO MAISTER.
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Ik it was 2015 but how is that Bowser player a real person.
My 2015 Mario was something else. This has been the most ridiculous kill I've got in my Smash 4 career.
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Todays my 21st birthday! 🎉.Heres a pic of my 10th birthday party. I got my own very first console, the Wii, and Brawl that day. The rest is history ❤️
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Smashers: Yeah I dropped a couple grand for my favorite player to get into Summit!. Smashers when there is a $10 venue fee:
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Imagine having "93rd best Smash Ultimate player" in your bio 💀.
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I was playing Smash with this freshman in my school who plays Game and Watch. Me: "I've played the best Game and Watch in the world before".Freshman: "OMG YOU'VE PLAYED GIMR?!".💀💀.
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Leo plays them.
What are key features of a top tier character?.
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now that Smash N Splash is over i'm sure we can agree to never do swiss again. But more importantly. CAN WE BAN YOSHIS ISLAND NOW.
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Every Isabelle main: "Fuck Isabelle never playing her again".Every Isabelle main the next day: "I lied I love Isabelle too much shes baby 😔😔".
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Just sidebet Samsora.If Maister wins, Samsora follows me on Twitter. If Tweek wins, I give Samsora 5 bucks. I can buy money. I cant buy clout. LETS FUCKING GO MAISTER.
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My run ends at 5th at Midwest Mayhem Ultimate! .This is the first time I've ever made top 16 at a mayhem, much less top 6! 🐼.Lost to Ken and Fatality. I played out of my MIND. I love Smash Bros. so much :) .Thanks so much to everyone for supporting and cheering for me <3.
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If Ranai competed I PROMISE everyone would have Villager in high tier lol.
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Ike players really out here saying "This was pretty sick" when it's a clip of them doing nair nair nair upair.
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It fucking sucks I hate it.
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I dont think he'll quit, but its so fucking lame that so many top players and personalities clown on and make fun of people for being happy for likes on Twitter, not realizing that these people you make fun of fucking look up to you. Your words have impact.
Yeah idk about smash ultimate anymore. Something about all these people I look up to in the smash community clowning on me/Luigi just doesn't feel good. I'll see how I feel about it later but rn idk if I wanna keep playing.
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@yat_zip ? That was a birthday present that my girlfriend had done for me LMFAO nice try tho😂.
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I'll never understand people who actively DON'T want certain characters to get into Smash lol.
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I said "Eggman" in class and someone thought I said Antman and said "YO ANTMAN WHAT?!" and the entire class (including the teacher) started panicking and shouting not to talk about the movie or spoil it LMFAO i started a whole riot.
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I want a direct so bad. Not for Joker. Not even for Smash. Just give me Animal Crossing on Switch you COWARDS 😭😭.
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Privilege:.
Olimar's fsmash is weak af on shield now, kinda annoyed by that.
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If I ever salty tweet after a tournament reply with this image only
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Fellas be honest, is it gay to taunt?.I mean you're literally tryna get inside another mans head 🤔🤔.
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Omg if this direct leak is real twitter is gonna go CRAZY later. .
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ay stay mad.
@YasuSFL Villager players literally don't deserve slingshot, and ugly ass frame 3 nair that can get them out of any situation, and they sure as fuck don't deserve fsmash at ledge.
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THEY'RE SENDING EVERY WORKER HOME. HAZARD PAY AND ALL. NO MORE WORK UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. They essentially said safety first always ;-; ♡ .IM SO RELIEVED.
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HOT DAMN MVD SNORES SO FUCKING LOUD I CANT SLEEP I HAVE POOLS AT NOON THIS AINT IT.
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Update: My girlfriend is consistently taking races off me. She mains Isabelle in Mario Kart AND Smash. I'm so proud of her 😭😭.
My girlfriend told me she was at a sleepover and they played MarioKart and she didnt really win any games. I cant be having my girl losing to her nongamer friends so I bought MarioKart8 last night to help her grind. She boutta smack up her friends next time 😤😤.
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This is so gross and it reminds me of ZeRo's old thumbnails that were also just nasty. I wish top players especially would just act regular and not cater to weirdos and make people uncomfortable.
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I cannot believe how many people are labbing phantom footstool shit as if it means anything.
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I got 49th/1500+ at Smash N Splash 5! TOP 64 AT AN S TIER BABY.Thanks so much to everyone for supporting and cheering for me :) .#villygang.
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One of the lifeguards at the waterpark called out to me and recognized me.He said he played Villager and I was an inspiration to him.🥺🥺❤️❤️ That was so sweet imma cry.
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I got 7th out of 233 at Midwest Arena!.I even got an awesome medal :)
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