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@PalantirChad
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4 months
Shoutout to all of those who believe in me
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1 year
@historyinmemes Yes, my name is João Pereira
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@historyinmemes The theory of rizzativity
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@lporiginalg 100% took a shit in the woods
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@lporiginalg They should check the artist’s hard drive
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@NoContextHumans This guy went to jail for stabbing someone with his foot
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1 year
@historyinmemes These two Italian entrepreneurs really transformed it
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@PalantirChad
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@PalantirChad
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@iamyesyouareno “Oh he’s climbing with a knife, let me take a video”
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1 year
@DudespostingWs False, my wife still freely swimming in the Congo River
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1 year
@Grimezsz The unemployed friend at 1:35 PM on a Tuesday
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@PalantirChad
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3 years
Your legacy will be multi-planetary like our species. Your name will transcend through time. Generations will be inspired by your unique genius. Thank you for existing @elonmusk . Karen Warren doesn’t know YOU ARE THE MANAGER. @SenWarren $TSLA
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@lporiginalg Good luck repelling the newcomers
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@ClownWorld_ Who gone tell him
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@historyinmemes think twice before smoaking marajuano
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@lporiginalg God works in mysterious ways
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11 months
@Dexerto For the 50,000 people^
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11 months
@ShitpostGate you got slammed against the fridge and got French kissed by her?!?!?!?
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@messedupfoods Who gone tell him
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1 year
@EcommunistForum I vill report mizinformation I vill get ze booster I vill eat ze bugz I vill live in a pod I vill own nozing
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1 year
@historyinmemes 6 inches? Can’t be a sex toy, that is too damn big. Actually huge. Like, immense. Maybe a weapon? Guys?!
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@PalantirChad
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@historyinmemes Bro was the real life Azog
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@shoe0nhead Hoeconomics
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@ClownWorld_ No wonder you’re single
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@PalantirChad
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1 year
$PLTR 🚨 Q1 EARNINGS OUT 🚨 Q1 2023 Highlights •GAAP net income of $17 million ◦This marks our second consecutive quarter of positive GAAP net income •GAAP income from operations of $4 million, representing a margin of 1%, up 1,000 basis points year-over-year ◦This marks
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@PalantirChad
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2 years
$PLTR 2012 : A Mexican Cartel kills an ICE Special Agent. DEA decides to hire Palantir. Results: 467 KG of cocaine, 30 KG of methamphetamine, 282 weapons confiscated, 676 cartel members arrested. Including the one who killed the ICE Agent. Not bad.
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@PalantirChad
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10 months
$PLTR $TSLA Are you two frens now @elonmusk
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@PalantirChad
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2 years
. @lexfridman Mr. Fridman, would you consider having a conversation with Dr. Alexander Karp, CEO of Palantir Technologies @PalantirTech ? $PLTR
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@PalantirChad
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$PLTR FULL CNBC @DivesTech segment on @PalantirTech (🔥)
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1 year
$PLTR ALEX KARP: “WHEN WE WERE STARTING OUT, MANY DOUBTED OUR ABILITY TO EVOLVE. THEY WERE WRONG. WE HAVE REPEATEDLY BUILT SOMETHING FROM NOTHING. A THRESHOLD HAS BEEN CROSSED, AND THIS IS THE START OF OUR NEXT CHAPTER” 🔥🔥🔥 @PalantirTech 🔥🔥🔥
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@PalantirChad
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$PLTR 🔥 🔥 S & P 5 0 0 🔥 🔥 “It would never be profitable” Congratulations on the eligibility @PalantirTech , what a milestone!
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@PalantirChad
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3 years
$PLTR A girl just texted me "I'll make you suffer😈😋😈" BITCH, I OWN PALANTIR. MY HEART ALREADY BROKEN. NUMB TO ANY PAIN. YOU'RE NOTHING.
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@PalantirChad
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$PLTR ❗️🔥 UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak shutting down Palantir critics
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3 years
$PLTR The largest Ponzi Scheme conviction in history (2008), worth about $64.8 billion. Courtesy of Palantir Tech.
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@PalantirChad
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@theRealKiyosaki You predicted a crash in • 2012 • 2013 • 2014 • 2015 • 2016 • 2017 • 2018 • 2019 • 2020 • 2021 • 2022 • 2023 • 2024
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3 years
$PLTR *PALANTIR WILL BE REPORTING EARNINGS NOV 9TH BEFORE MKT OPEN
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1 year
$PLTR That magic feeling after two years of blood..
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@PalantirChad
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2 years
$PLTR -66% FROM ATH, IF YOU’RE A BELIEVER THESE PRICES SHOULD GIVE YOU A BONER 🤷🏻‍♂️
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$PLTR “We’re already the leaders, but your so called experts will acknowledge it in two years” - Alex Karp earlier today in Madrid @PalantirTech
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$PLTR 🚨 “We expect to remain profitable on both a quarterly and annual basis this year. As a result, we anticipate that we will become eligible for inclusion in the S&P 500 after we report our financial results for Q3 2023 in early November. At that point, we will have been
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@PalantirChad
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@historyinmemes When you leave the restaurant in Buenos Aires saying “adios!” and they reply with “auf wiedersehen!”
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@shoe0nhead For the real ones
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@lporiginalg Me overhearing the convo
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@Dexerto @KosutamiSan My unbothered ass still with an iPhone 5 64gb (free headphones + free cable + adapter)
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@InternetH0F Is this the wisest thing he ever said?
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$PLTR 9/27 National Institutes of Health $60,900,000 🔥 IDV: 75N95023D00027 (new contract)
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@PalantirChad
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$PLTR BREAKING 🚨 🔥 PALANTIR AWARDED 250M CONTRACT Palantir USG Inc., Paolo Alto, California, was awarded a $250,000,000 firm-fixed-price contract to conduct research and development services in the area of artificial intelligence and machine learning. Work locations and
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@PalantirChad
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11 months
@insultsrare Over 500lbs imo
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3 years
$PLTR Morgan Stanley report: 💫 BULL CASE: $50 🧱 BASE CASE: $24 🐻 BEAR CASE: $11 ▫️PRICE TARGET: $24
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@historyinmemes Wait till you read about the penis size
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$PLTR JUST IN ‼️ HSBC UPGRADES PALANTIR TO BUY
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1 year
$PLTR Shareholders this morning @PalantirTech
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@unusual_whales Post it one more time, come on, get your engagement 🤡
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@PalantirChad
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1 year
@WOLF_Financial Checking account: $99 Portfolio: -$340,000 Few understand this.
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7 months
$PLTR ❗️Full CNBC segment with @ssankar
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@historyinmemes This guy should be canceled for flashing the white supremacy sign.
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$PLTR BREAKING @PalantirTech 🔥Palantir USG Inc., Palo Alto, California, has been awarded a $58,463,148 firm-fixed-price contract for a Data-as-a-Service Platform solution for Headquarters Air Force (HAF). This contract provides for automatic data ingestion with data across the
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1 year
@theRealKiyosaki Bro has been calling for a crash every year for the past 10 years
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11 months
$PLTR They’re the 7th largest shareholder btw (wink wink)
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1 year
$PLTR 🚨 BREAKING 🚨 *Palantir Selected by Department of Defense to Automate Spectrum Coordination Workflows @PalantirTech
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@PalantirChad
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3 years
$PLTR I give up. I held long-term. 1 year! And it didn’t move. I learned my lesson. John Karp, the CEO, said the company should be 20 times bigger so I thought the stock price would follow. Shit company. I can’t stand the pain, I’m down 8%. Selling and moving on. Bye.
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@historyinmemes One-way narrative for this account
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$PLTR ❗️FULL segment w/ Alex Karp on @LizClaman (Fox Business)
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$PLTR ALEX KARP WILL BE ON THE Q4 CONF. CALL & TAKE QUESTIONS FROM ANALYSTS & SHAREHOLDERS (Thursday, Feb 17th PRE-MKT)
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$PLTR Dr. Karp's FULL segment on CNBC a few moments ago @PalantirTech 🔥
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11 months
$PLTR @PalantirTech ER MOOD - phone: do not disturb - Taco Bell: ordered - ice cold beers: plenty - showers: zero - A/C: OFF - cigarettes smoked: 31 (so far) - “it’s over” thoughts: 17 - “we’re fucking back” thoughts: 94
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@PalantirChad
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$PLTR Literally melting faces after-hours, up double digits. It’s a wonderful day to be a Palantard. I’m gonna have some fucking Royal dinner. Spicy McNuggets @mcdonalds
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$PLTR Early mortality rate for sepsis decreased by 50% at Tampa General Hospital through @PalantirTech 👀 nothing to see here…
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@historyinmemes Teddy after being shot
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$PLTR TEN SECONDS IN THE @HooverInst VIDEO AND ALEX IS SPINNING A BOOK ON HIS FINGER 🤣
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$PLTR BREAKING ⚠️ PALANTIR NOW ELIGIBLE FOR S&P500 INCLUSION @PalantirTech
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$PLTR The last CRAZY 30 days in 44 seconds @palantirtech
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@lporiginalg Death penalty
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$PLTR in a few years.. “is he a Chad Palantard?!”
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@lporiginalg Mid + gold digger + find God + next
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@farzyness 6. Elon is arrested for trespassing
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@lporiginalg Amazing, can’t wait 😻
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$PLTR Events | Potential Catalysts 1) AIPCon | June 1st 2) NHS Contract Announcement 3) Apollo 1M Client Disclosure 4) Army Vantage Data Platform 5) TITAN Competitive Prototyping 6) S&P500 Inclusion 7) AIP Wide Release | Adoption 8) Space Force SW Services | Data Analytics IDIQ
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$PLTR ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️
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$PLTR "Software we're rolling out... will CHANGE the trajectory of the US economy" @PalantirTech
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$PLTR BREAKING: PALANTIR TO LAUNCH ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE PLATFORM (AIP). IT’S THE 4th PLATFORM AFTER GOTHAM, FOUNDRY, APOLLO. @PalantirTech
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@iamtomnash I’ll just leave this here $PLTR $TSLA
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$PLTR “Man this stock sucks, I was up 100% with my $8 cost basis” Bagholders with a $20 average who haven’t seen green in two years:
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$PLTR NEW PRODUCT 🤣 @Reddit
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$PLTR *BANK OF AMERICA RAISES PRICE TARGET TO $18 FROM $13 '5 YEARS AHEAD OF COMPETITION' @PalantirTech BofA Securities analysts believe Palantir (NYSE:PLTR) has a "unique position" to take advantage of the "rising AI opportunity," as they bump their price target on shares to
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@NoContextHumans @lilybrownflex how much is she paying you for this shameless promo lol
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$PLTR “Products are in crazy high demand. It’s really one of the most exciting times to be at @PalantirTech
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$PLTR BREAKING 🚨 Palantir launches two Mixed Reality Products @PalantirTech
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@litcapital Sam Tyler Bankman Fried Durden
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$PLTR ALEX KARP: WE ARE NOT INTERESTED IN CURRENT PRODUCTS WE SEE ON THE MARKET, WE ARE INVESTING IN OURSELVES, THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT WHAT WE DO. WE WANNA RETAIN PEOPLE. WE ARE RUNNING LIKE HELL. @PalantirTech
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