Jay
@PadhleJay
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Here to make no sense | Programmer | Content Creator | (he/him) | 23
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Joined October 2018
@PadhleJay . I’ll send you IMPORTANT ELECTION UPDATES for North Carolina. Make sure you are ready to VOTE FOR DONALD J. TRUMP by November 5th. Reply #stop to opt-out.
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My daughter is going to be so mad when I'll name her Jasprit Bumrah.
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I wanted to wake up early today but I failed, because Dawn ko pakdna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai.
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Was eating food in Mess and one guy said "Kaku aaj bhajila chav nahi ahe" and aunty replied "Jaun corona chi test karun ye mag" 😭😭😭😭😭.
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@youngestadult1 My parents will be so disappointed rn to know that even a leopard made it but not me.
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My girlfriend : I want a breakup the only thing you care about is Anime. Me : Aise Naruto baby.
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When you are fighting your life financially but then you get added to a group titled "Goa".
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yes babe you are so misal pav shaniwar vada duparchi zop high spirits symbiosis fc road pretty skies bad airport everyone's ex kothrud viman nagar camp irani cafe garden vadapav ganesh bhel tokyo drift bus drivers and autowalas koregaon park vishay kaa euuuuu.
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eating good white sauce pasta is very important it feels so satisfying, i love that feeling, i love good white sauce pasta.
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Joji this and and joji that but are you independent enough that joji mein aye wo kr pao.
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If they make movies based on best selling books why there's no movie on Concepts of Physics by H.C.Verma.
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I could be in love with you and i'll still tel you to date other people.
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Can't believe BCCI and Glazers woke up after a humiliating day and went, okay lets collaborate.
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Me: *Doesn't finish my food*. Mom: Kids in Africa are starving. Me: Finishes the food. Kids in Africa:
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CBSE: Result released but will embarrass our-self by crashing the site.HSC : Here hold my beer *Releases last years result link*.
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Maine toh bas side character moment hi experience kiye hai life mai.
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Condom brands are missing a golden chance of marketing their products with a perfect double entendre tagline, "Stay In, Stay Safe" during this pandemic.
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Me:You heard about the New monk ?. Friend: No. Me: He looks exactly like old monk, Budweiser.
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Hey girl are you tomorrow’s date ?Because you are 10th October, 2024.
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this person sitting on the adjacent table just ordered alfredo pasta with veggies, but he asked the waiter to not add pasta in it ??? The waiter reconfirmed twice and the man goes yes i just want vegetables in white sauce ???.
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Girlfriend: We need to breakup, I can't live with this obsession of yours to make puns out of everything. Me: No don't do that I'll stop. Girlfriend: I dont believe you. Me: Look into my eyes while we talk. Girlfriend: How will that help?. Me: Trusty hai nighayein meri. .
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I'm not a fan of Italian food but lasagna pehle se mere dil ke pasta.
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I bought a mask with an online loan, it was an e-loan mask. Ok sorry.
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@ishu_got_issues @juvenile_crone You deserve this and all the other wallpapers in this world omg 😭😭😭😂
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Bhai shai bolu na ye partition jo hua 1947 mai wo bohat galat tha, ek hi hai hum sab kya hi ladna chhoti baato ke liye Partition galat tha.
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*Orders dessert in a restaurant*.Me- How to eat this?.Waiter- Mousse.
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A marathi lady saw Silver-woman and exclaimed "Agbai" in excitement.
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he did click a pic with me and also expressed his disappointment over all the ‘bus, mercedes, auto’ jokes you all are cracking in the replies.
@PadhleJay Bilkul bhai. Show Ke baad Audi se jana mat.
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You'll always find an accountant wearing clean clothes because they surf excel.
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Twitter: Where we hate Instagram and get excited after our tweets get posted on Instagram.
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Accidentally swiped right on my girlfriend now she knows I'm cheating.
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Physics Teacher: Solve this numerical I'll check your notebooks for the solution, neglect friction. Me: Sir Done. P T: But your notebook is blank. Me: Sir I use a ball pen. P T: And. ?. Me: You said neglect friction?.
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Constructive criticism is always friendly, except if you are a civil engineer.
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