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phineas and ferb was a childrens show about money laundering, a thread:
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ferb was silent for one reason, not because he was mute but because he was a genius. ferb knew all the ins and outs of modern day scamming and was getting rich off of staying in the house.
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i mean you all saw the finale, how else would he afford to put vanessa in a corvette at 17? ive spoken nothing but the truth
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ever wonder why they had all the money to fund their back yard experiments ? ill tell you why
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ferb then thought to himself with all this money comes boredom. so he created the fireside girls and started laundering the money that way through fundraisers and cookies
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the boys knew this and had to create a distraction. the distraction you ask? jeremy. yes thats right jeremy is a robot created by phineas and ferb to become the light in candace’s life so she gets off their back
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phineas being ferbs right hand new all of this. and became the brains behind doing the science experiments in the back yard to boost the community morale or in other words. give back to the community and reduce the possibility of people snitching.
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however the outlier here becomes candace. she was ready to snitch why? because she stole. hence why she was never included in any of the projects and was always trying to tell the mother what was really going on
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thus the parents are always out “getting groceries” or “at work” when in reality theyre being paid to leave by none other than ferb.
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so it appears ive made a mistake
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not that it would matter anyways. but havent you wondered why the parents are never home? where do you think all the money is being stored after its laundered ? thats right you guessed it. the parents joint savings account.
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thats all folks. reply with additions to this theory or with a theory of your own
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@lyzasworld
of course, perry had to look out for the boys by stopping the competition, in this case doofenshmirtz
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this is a fucking corvette
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follow me too ig
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ain nobody forcin nun, every other community either has representation. why is it always a problem when the LBGTQ+ community FINALLY gets it.
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no car but you going around telling everybody business....okay walkie talkie 😹😹
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are we sure this isnt meek mill?
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nigga is brown batman son
Travis Scott dressed as Batman for halloween 🦇
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if she eats bell peppers and twerks to gospel music, she’s wife material ‼️
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Twitter has the sexiest people and none of them are in my city 🙁
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i cant wait till yall discover luxury brands that make “regular looking” clothing lol
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if black people did this they would’ve dropped a missile on the capitol fool
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me being stupid, rich, n sexy.
y’all act like i don’t know what it means, i know what it means, those identifying as they/them are dumb as fuck and ima stand on it, muting it bc idc for you new weird folk 🫶🏽
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most attractive thing someone could do is tell me exactly what they want
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this that shit riley had on durin that one episode of the boondocks
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bat what???
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i appreciate you being a single black father and allat. but can you PLEASE drop the album.
my first parent teacher conference was awesome. seeing her first desk was surreal. i only cried a lotta bit
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need her head off the edge of the bed and my dick in ha throat asap
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why be surrounded by fake shit when i can just stay by myself lol
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