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Maker of long-form video game analysis videos. Co-host of a podcast. Professional pedant; career contrarian.

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@PSessionsYT
Private Sessions
5 months
If you're going to fuck with a community, maybe not pick the one that's been working together to slay in-game community challenges for 4 months now and made an entire faction go extinct for a bit. Just saying. #Helldivers2
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@PSessionsYT
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4 months
Fallout fandom in such shambles now that even Fallout 3 fans are now being considered elitist boomers. Can't make this shit up.
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@PSessionsYT
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7 months
Back in the red. I guess those new emotes weren't enough.
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@PSessionsYT
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4 months
Is Starfield good yet? Oh.. oohhh... I guess paid mods did NOT make it good.
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@PSessionsYT
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12 days
I know the feeling...
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@PSessionsYT
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7 months
It just occurred to me: Bethesda is boned with whenever they actually start releasing Starfield content. Dragon's Dogma 2 releases in a week, in a couple months we got Elden Ring DLC. They completely missed the window they had from November to March.
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@PSessionsYT
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1 month
"Too bad Fallout starts at 3 💀" - Some Redditor
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PC Gamer
1 month
Original Fallout co-creator Tim Cain says 'Critique of capitalism was never the point' of the games and if anything they're about how 'war is inevitable given basic human nature'.
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@PSessionsYT
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7 months
I've been waiting MONTHS to do this.
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@PSessionsYT
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2 months
First off, what the fuck is GTA+? Second, I'm about to make Bully 2 myself ffs.
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@PSessionsYT
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1 month
@patrician_tv Fucking how? The game looks like it's from 2018. Can't wait for the "they only had X months to make the game" excuses on this one.
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@PSessionsYT
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3 months
Seeing even Bethesda's biggest shills begging BGS to allow Larian to make a Fallout spinoff is quite telling. Personally, I would rather Larian do a spinoff on a franchise that isn't creatively dead and being so badly mismanaged. They should just do their own post-apoc. IP.
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@PSessionsYT
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4 months
When did THIS happen? I'm proud of you folks.
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@PSessionsYT
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2 months
After weeks of modding, I've come to realize I'm turning Starfield into Mount & Blade in space and not only is it working, it's also kinda awesome.
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@PSessionsYT
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28 days
What I would give to have an audio clip of Todd saying "It was tastefully done, of course."
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28 days
"In Daggerfall, the one thing I remember was this cutscene for when you could have sex with people you met. It eventually got axed and I still have the original art for it in a cabinet here. It was tastefully done of course." --Todd Howard, while reminiscing about TES games.
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@PSessionsYT
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2 years
Bethesda hasn't gotten the memo that long-form videos are the new meta on YT.
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@PSessionsYT
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2 months
Super hyped for this one, folks. I especially love how it looks nothing like TES. You know, what's a consistent art style except a shackle on creativity?
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@PSessionsYT
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1 year
Come on guys, Starfield isn't THAT bad.
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@PSessionsYT
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8 months
Yellow paint? On MY trails?
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@PSessionsYT
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9 months
Boy, glad I'm still editing the final cut of my Starfield video.
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@PSessionsYT
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5 months
I submitted a second refund request since I've been seeing people with way more playtime who bought it before I did getting theirs approved now. Haven't heard back yet, I imagine the refund department at Steam is a little backed up right now.
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@PSessionsYT
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4 months
I don't know how you look at BG3 absolutely slaying it at the VGAs and not kick in the door at Bioware the next fucking day and pull the plug on this project. Listen, it's not too late. You can still cancel it and make a true sequel to DA:O. Bioware doesn't need to die for this
@dragonage
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4 months
We're finally ready to reveal our most compelling companions yet in #DragonAge ! Meet the #Veilguard 💜 FULL TRAILER HERE:
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@PSessionsYT
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6 months
Man, I've never been this badly triggered from an image before. I could do a whole stream dissecting this.
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@PSessionsYT
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1 year
Congrats to Cities Skylines 2 for being the fastest I've refunded a game on Steam. This was not at all ready for release.
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@PSessionsYT
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9 months
Unless there's a second set of patch notes, I don't see a single QoL change in these notes. Does Bethesda think fixing bugs qualifies as QoL features? This sure bodes well for that "Starfield-as-a-Platform" plan of theirs...
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@PSessionsYT
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2 months
Kinda insane to have this after a massive success with their final DLC for D2. Can't imagine how bad morale is, the place must have the atmosphere of a morgue. At this rate, my inevitable Bungie/Destiny video will be a postmortem.
@Bungie
Bungie
2 months
This morning, we shared an important update with the Bungie team on the difficult decision to eliminate 220 roles at Bungie. You can read the full statement below.
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@PSessionsYT
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1 year
Fast travel... bad?
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@PSessionsYT
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1 year
Starfield's Steam rating drops a percentage point every day. It's now at 77%. Fallout 76 is at 75% right now. Not a good look.
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@PSessionsYT
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7 months
Live in 5 hours for public consumption.
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@PSessionsYT
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3 months
Something about this random encounter NPC really stood out to me. For one, she actually cursed. It's weird how no one curses in Starfield. Second, with how sterile and anti-fun Starfield is, I was not at all expecting a joke about hooking up with a sugar daddy.
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@PSessionsYT
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3 months
This kinda surprised me. While the PC linking drama drove me away, the bleeding was happening long before that. We just gotta admit live service is a failed concept. It's an MMO without the massive social elements that create longevity.
@PaulTassi
Paul Tassi
3 months
After Initial Success, Helldiver’s 2 Has Lost 90% Of Its Players With No Signs Of Recovery via @forbes
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@PSessionsYT
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7 months
Gonna ask Santa for this for Christmas 😍
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@PSessionsYT
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1 year
We still can't leave reviews for Starfield on Steam because it's technically not unlocked yet. AAA game charging $30 for 5 days early access can't get reviewed, but $10 indie game that'll be in early access for 3+ years can. Wild.
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@PSessionsYT
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5 months
You know... I did it to myself... St*rfield stream next week courtesy of a donor calling my bluff. Thanks to everyone for making my first stream in 8 months a lot of fun. I'll try not being a stranger.
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@PSessionsYT
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1 month
"Travel to the Inn of Ill Omen. There you will find a man named RRRRRRRUFIO. KILL HIM and your induction into the Dark Brotherhood will be complete."
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@PSessionsYT
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7 months
Maple syrup in my tea is an absolute game changer.
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@PSessionsYT
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7 months
I knew this would happen, this is why I've resisted for two years. My YT recommendations are now inundated with off-grid cabin videos and I was up late last night thinking about buying some land and building my own cabin.
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@PSessionsYT
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4 months
One day I hope these retail stress dreams that wake me up in a cold sweat stop. To anyone going to their retail job today, much love. Stay strong. Hide in the backroom as much as you can today. ❤️
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@PSessionsYT
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5 months
I am now the heaviest I've ever been in my life. THANKS WORLD OF WARCRAFT.
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@PSessionsYT
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5 months
I'm looking forward to the inevitable Helldivers-like genre that's gonna sprout up in a couple years. I would love a version that wasn't a live service title. The events of this weekend was yet another example of why players are wary of the model.
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@PSessionsYT
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4 months
I know the typical cope that follows one of these trailers, but let's be real, there aren't THAT many chuds downvoting because of the culture wars. That trailer was just fucking abysmal. If you were still holding out hope for Bioware... I can't help you.
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@PSessionsYT
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7 months
So Pat told me the next BIG CONTENT UPDATE was only adding some emotes to photomode and I thought he was just joking. Content platform tho. DESIGNED to be played for a decade. I guess that means waiting a decade for all the official content to be added.
@BethesdaStudios
Bethesda Game Studios
7 months
On March 6, we'll be putting our next @StarfieldGame update into Steam Beta! This update focuses on quality-of-life improvements and bug fixes as we get ready to add more features and content to #Starfield this year. Here are some highlights:
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@PSessionsYT
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7 months
Soooo it's been almost 2 weeks and this update is still only in the beta branch? That 6 week plan sure is working out.
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@PSessionsYT
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5 months
Man, Steam is such a cool program. It's got so many features I don't even know about that just kick in when needed. Prepping my laptop for a trip and it's pulling my game installs over LAN automatically. No configuration needed. It just works 🙂
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@PSessionsYT
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5 months
#Helldivers2 is where I'm drawing the line on bullshit accounts. With all the data breaches going on, I'm VERY wary of putting more of my info out there. I refuse to make a PSN account just to play 1 game. Had I known this would be a req to play, I wouldn't have bought the game.
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5 months
It's vindicating to see something I pointed out in my Starfield video finally catching on in the main stream media. It's a shame it's taken, what, 4 rounds of studio closures and layoffs for people to catch on that Spencer is full of shit?
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@PSessionsYT
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4 months
*sigh* Yes, honey, I'm coming home...
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4 months
Yes honey... I'm coming home...
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@PSessionsYT
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8 months
"Why is the Starfield video taking so long to release?"
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@PSessionsYT
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1 year
I guess they're all playing on Xbox...
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@PSessionsYT
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2 months
Of all the remake mod projects, Skyblivion definitely has me the most optimistic of it launching and being good. Cool to see them getting official recognition from Bethesda now.
@BethesdaStudios
Bethesda Game Studios
2 months
Hear from the team behind the seismic Skyblivion mod tomorrow, August 17th during the Creation Mod Con stream:
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@PSessionsYT
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7 months
@patrician_tv The bonds are strong.
@JasonKauz
Jason Kauzlarich
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The FALLOUT party at SXSW was fun. Then this guy showed up.
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@PSessionsYT
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6 months
@TheIndigoGaming Spite projects are the best projects.
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@PSessionsYT
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5 months
@patrician_tv We fucking called it during the presentation last year. They sent that game out to die. Despite the best efforts of the clearly talented and passionate team, they couldn't win against such stacked odds. I've been asking why devs even go for big publishers anymore?
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@PSessionsYT
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8 months
No creaky plastic, ugly battery-killing RGB, wobbly buttons, or groaning scroll wheel. Tons of useful productivity features. Best of all, it's actually comfortable to palm grip. It's astounding how awful most gamer-marketed peripherals are.
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@PSessionsYT
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8 months
I know they are shattering their sales expectations and probably just want less players atm to ease server load, but it's refreshing to see a company respecting players' wallets.
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@PSessionsYT
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4 months
No one tell Pat, okay?
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@PSessionsYT
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7 months
Admitting "I did it for the lulz" is the hallmark of a professional troll. Gotta respect that candidness.
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@PSessionsYT
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3 months
This is why people adblock. 5 things spamming my screen. The actual content is 15% of the screen.
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@PSessionsYT
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4 months
Imagine if instead of 2 hours of corpo slop that will likely be delayed/cancelled, we had 2 hours of cool niche games that are out right now but just need a signal boost to find their audience? Nah, fuck that. We need Lego Horizon and we need to open with it.
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@PSessionsYT
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1 year
Starfield script has me like "How do I get 4 complaints into a single sentence?" 2x speed watchers beware with this video.
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@PSessionsYT
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8 months
So uhhh, Bethesda deleted that post. I went back to grab it for my video and it's no longer listed. They haven't deleted the notes of other beta patches. Odd...
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@PSessionsYT
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5 months
I can't possibly see what could go wrong here.
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@PSessionsYT
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4 months
Bloodbourne on PC.
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@PSessionsYT
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3 months
In a move that surprised no one...
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@PSessionsYT
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3 months
Confession time: I stayed up late playing Starfield for fun. I jumped into the game to record some b-roll, decided to install some mods and see the results, and I found myself actually having fun.
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@PSessionsYT
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4 months
Ah, yes, "sustainable."
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@PSessionsYT
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5 months
This caught my eye at a Barnes and Noble. Need to stop giving myself reasons to do a Mass Effect 1 Deconstructed video...
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@PSessionsYT
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5 months
In looking back, this was such a cursed conference. That "REDACTED" on Hi-Fi Rush is just 🤌
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@PSessionsYT
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1 year
@patrician_tv Even the overall rating is now below Fallout 76's 75%. My theory is people are now starting their second playthroughs and realizing how little actually changes and how much of this game is smoke and mirrors.
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@PSessionsYT
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4 months
I'm starting to recognize just how much of a drag looting in Starfield is on the rest of the experience. A part of it has to do with an insane amount of useless clutter items, and a part of it is just how flat Starfield looks.
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@PSessionsYT
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7 months
(to)morrow(s)wind. I'm just noticing this now...
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@PSessionsYT
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8 months
@patrician_tv They took home the one that mattered most.
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@PSessionsYT
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3 months
Businesses: "Why don't employees trust us anymore?" Also businesses:
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@PSessionsYT
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7 months
IT'S HERE!
@BethesdaStudios
Bethesda Game Studios
7 months
The latest @StarfieldGame update is now available on all platforms! Thank you to everyone who has been participating in the Steam Beta and providing your feedback. Update notes:
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@PSessionsYT
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5 months
Pollen so potent right now I'm coughing and sneezing from just going outside to move my car. Message received: outside bad. Stay inside and play more gaems.
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@PSessionsYT
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4 months
The temptation to fire one of these two up and lose my life 4 hours at a time is strong, but this Skyrim video won't finish itself. Must... remain... strong...😤
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@PSessionsYT
Private Sessions
4 months
There are alternatives to Adobe's shitty rental spyware.
@Dexerto
Dexerto
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Photoshop’s new terms of service require users to grant Adobe access to their active projects for “content moderation” and other purposes
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@PSessionsYT
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5 months
Gamepass is unsustainable because it was built on the need for constant aggressive growth targets MS can't hit? Releasing on gamepass is suicide for most games? Starfield didn't expand Gamepass? Where did I hear this before...
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@PSessionsYT
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3 months
Only took, what, 3 bad releases for MS to finally realize 343 is cooked? Maybe we can have a good Halo game again? Another H1 remake and what's probably going to be a BR game doesn't sound promising, though.
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@PSessionsYT
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3 months
I can tell the experience is gonna fall off in a few more hours, but there's a weird compelling gameplay loop to be found in grinding mission board jobs for cash to build ships with.
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@PSessionsYT
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7 months
It's a shame i rendered the final cut last night, I would have absolutely slipped a screenshot of this in. Oh yeah, new video Sunday.
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@PSessionsYT
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7 months
The more I look at this thumbnail, the funnier it gets. YT self-help is a really weird space.
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@PSessionsYT
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6 months
Silver lining: Starfield isn't on the list, but BG3 is. And Bethesda being reminded that people liked Skyrim.
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@PSessionsYT
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9 months
Palworld is surprisingly good. As a huge fan of survival crafting and factory management games, Palworld has some really unique mechanics going on that are a genuinely great addition to the genre. It's another gateway to the genre like Satisfactory is.
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@PSessionsYT
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4 months
This is hilarious on too many levels. Buying a laptop with a 4070 to play Skyrim is funny on its own. But the fact it's not Starfield is just... who the fuck does marketing at Xbox?
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@PSessionsYT
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19 days
So they're making a whole expansion that takes place in the Soul Cairn. As someone who thinks the Soul Cairn is overrated and kinda just bad, this really does not look appealing. Also, the complete absence of ship stuff did not go unnoticed.
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@PSessionsYT
Private Sessions
1 year
On December 10th, 2021 Starfield was added to my Wishlist. On this day, August 29th, 2023 it will be entering my Library. 48 more hours folks! Get HYPED! Get PSYCHED! Get the $100 Edition of Starfield TONIGHT! 🚀🪨🥪
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@PSessionsYT
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I've seen this too many times. Game stops attracting new players, devs dial in on retaining existing players, leading to creating content that doesn't appeal to new players. One two skip a few, now made Destiny 2.
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@PSessionsYT
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9 months
@patrician_tv I broke that down into a cents-to-points ratio. The lowest package (which noone is going to buy because most creations are 400+ points), got a value buff. But damn, that 5500 package got nerfed HARD.
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4 months
Poking through the WoW storefront and I finally realized what @patrician_tv was talking about when he sent me this. Is Blizzard okay? Do they need a punchbowl filled with Aderall? I still am not sure what the fuck Pandaria Remix is.
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@PSessionsYT
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6 months
World of Warcraft is made by a bunch of sadistic freaks. I've never had a game troll me so hard before.
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@PSessionsYT
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9 months
This is the sort of shit I would be reading about in one of my business textbooks in college. A historical fuck up. We don't get many of these in the games industry.
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@PSessionsYT
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20 days
To all you folks enjoying Satisfactory 1.0 this weekend: I look forward to seeing you on the line to the crack house in a year :)
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