@realDonaldTrump
@daveweigel
@washingtonpost
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Robert Mueller showed to me
12 Jared emails,
11 Flynn phone calls,
10 minutes of pee tape,
9 Comey memos,
8 FISA court orders,
7 FARA statements,
6 subpoenas,
5 gag orders,
4 indictments,
3 WikiLeaks DMs,
2 plea deals,
And The Dotard in handcuffs