Brexit Aim: To isolate the British economy from the worlds largest trading bloc, situated in the most convenient of places at optimum terms for no reason.
To do so via lies, distortion, obfuscation & deceit, without any plan or hope of success.
#WriteABrexitSectorReport
I’m staying home, I’m not helping others, I’m not contributing to the great national effort, that’s because I know I won’t survive a major dose of COVID-19. I’d be a victim, a burden, a cost and I’d probably die.
My job is to stay home.
That’s my job, my contribution.
Spoke to my new neighbours from Germany yesterday, they say the whole of Europe is aghast with Britain and that we won’t get what we want, not even close.
There isn’t any sympathy and nobody cares about us anymore.
#BrexitReality
Macron is now telling Boris Johnson that his version of Brexit doesn’t exist, can’t be allowed and that it’s not too late to hold a
#finalsay
referendum on a no-deal Brexit.
#BrexitShambles
Hello everyone my name is Sir Rocco Forte, I backed Brexit and the ending of FoM, half the nation told me it would screw up my business but I knew better.
Now I want the return of FoM.
Bless!
This is not how I thought
#BBCQT
Brexit special would go.
An entire audience of gammons with no grasp of reality, whinging about paperwork, migrants and no grasp of the supply chain issues.
It’s very funny.
So much stupidity crammed into one place.
I have Aspergers Syndrome, I don’t like crowds, I don’t like noise, I hardly ever go on holiday but I’ll march in London on October 20th to demand a
#PeoplesVote
It’s that important.
#FBPE
@joshxhowie
@JJAFoot
Verified death toll, name and number. Excluding the missing and all those buried under the rubble.
You’re just a propagandist.
You tell me the death toll and your source.
Callous twat.
Can any Leaver tell me where the biggest and best riots will be on October 31st?
Mark Francois said the country would explode but I can’t seem to find anyone organising the explosion on the World Wide Web.
Any help appreciated as I’d like to go.
#BrexitShambles
My wife is a migrant, a racist asked me how much I paid for her, so I called him a racist cunt, of course I got a Twitter ban.
I’ve served my time but he’s still a racist cunt.
It’s only 6:45 and so far we’ve lost a trade war, a negotiation, a hand of cards, a public health crisis, our FoM, most allies, a tunnel, Christmas, all self respect, and much more besides.
#BrexitDisaster
#BrexitIsland
Brexit is now in deep trouble, the GFA cannot be breached and command a trade deal with the USA. The Brexity ones face Barnier on Monday, he’ll tell them how it’s going to be, take it or leave it.
Brexit is as dead as a dodo, toxic, undeliverable and a bag of nails. 😀👍
You’re not allowed to say on Twitter that Mark Francois MP is a twat, please retweet and spread the word, saying Mark Francois is a twat is totally unacceptable, you can think it but you can’t print it.
So don’t.
Fifteen Grand raised so far for the German girl that got trolled, it’s worth every penny just to listen to life’s failures complaining about it.
Priceless!
British Army to rely mainly on fruit pickers for the forthcoming invasion of France as the army are too busy driving Ambulances, delivery lorries and maintaining vital infrastructure.
The shortage of food is due to a lack of test tubes that were held up in the Suez Canal just before the EU imposed the NI Protocol as instructed by the Taliban which in turn caused a shortage of HGV drivers that had nothing to do with Brexit.
#BrexitChaos
Boris has mislead:
His wife
Lovers
Party members
Constituents
Voters
Journalists
Lawyers
Colleagues
Police
Donors
MPs
Cabinet members
Officials
but not Parliament?
Right you are then.
To be fair to the PM the last time I fucked up at work and killed 15,500 people, I got sent to a country estate to sort out my divorce and I got to play Candy Crush.
Things standing in the way of Brexit:
Irish Border
Citizens rights
EU27
The EU Parliament
Gibralter
#FBPE
Parliamentary democracy
The young
The Lords
The will of the people
#remain
48% and rising
Industry
Jobs
NHS
The facts
Unicorns
#FinalSay
Anyone with a brain.
ME
I can’t imagine the fear, panic and despair of those on Universal Credit, the impact of inflation, gas prices, a rise in National Insurance and the end of the furlough scheme amongst other pressures.
The poor seem so accepting, silent victims of a ruthless Tory government.
Why?
The Brexity people appear to be in a panic, they’re beginning to see that they can’t deliver one iota of the Brexit they voted for.
Doubling down with delusional negotiating advice, desperate tactics, empty threats and ludicrous memes.
I almost feel sorry for them.
#Brexit
The predictable support from the far-right, her cabinet colleagues, the government, and the media for
#PritiPatel
hasn’t materialised.
She’s toxic now.
She’ll be gone within hours.
#BrexitBritain
Ready to leave for Parliament Square with my Council of Europe flag and a hidden video camera to record the abuse. I mean the far-right, Brexity people and Kippers went on the People’s Vote march without any issues arising.
Why not?
What could possibly go wrong?
@notmybrexit
Talk to a Brexiter about tariffs and the answer revolves around FISH!
Alignment, FISH!
Nissan, FISH!
Barnier, FISH!
FOM, FISH!
Banking, FISH!
Irish border, FISH!
Is it me?
#BrexitBritain
Breaking News:
Dominic Raab, as sharp as a marble says Brits abroad should come home or stay where they are.
Such cool leadership in a moment of crisis.
#TrumpPandemic
I rather like the EU, if we joined we’d have Freedom of Movement, a United Kingdom, easier trade relations and we could take back control of our money, our laws and our borders.
Something about FISH!
#BrexitDisaster
You do realise that we’re just deciding between a hard Brexit and a really hard Brexit. The deal is done, we’re screwed already, our bluff has been called and the EU didn’t flinch.
It’s just a question of how awful it’ll be.
We’ve 81 days until Brexit to recruit 50,000 mainly custom agents, train them on 10 systems in over 60 locations. I’m applying just to screw it up, you’ve no idea how stupid I can be, almost unmanageable. 😀
It’ll be fun.
Germans don’t want an emergency summit to discuss Brexit, the EU ambassadors didn’t discuss it & the European media isn’t covering it. Meanwhile, Boris screams for attention & the UK press reports all sorts of machinations.
There isn’t a plot, the EU doesn’t care.
#BrexitReality
I’m going to start lying for money.
COVID is a hoax
Brexit is brilliant
Dan Wot Not is innocent
Tories will save the NHS
Shitty water is good for you
The Antarctic sea ice, who cares?
Putin is a strategic genius
Just Stop Oil are terrorists
How am I doing?