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Parody Account |Do not take my tweets seriously| I am here for fun & nothing else | #Freakonomics | i 💛Football, Satire & Banter

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@PMalaga2022
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2 months
Give this Legend some likes♥️♥️ just to annoy "Vene" 👏🏾😂✅
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@PMalaga2022
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2 years
Zim's finest Musician... Please show him some love.. He is being persecuted for being one of us❤️❤️👏🏾🙏🏾
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@PMalaga2022
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1 year
This gentleman needs your appreciation and support. Man of the moment in SADC. Mupei sando dzake❤️💛💛👏🏾 Dr Mumba Huchiiiii🔥
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@PMalaga2022
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1 year
SADC will never be the same again with such leadership !! Imagine if we add Chamisa to the mix... Huchest!!! Appreciate this Legend please. Ma love ne ma likes💛❤️
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@PMalaga2022
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2 years
We dont appreciate Winky D's personality and lifestyle enough❤️💙💛... #zerodrama Mujaya could have LEARNT something but he choose to attack then PERISH!! Show WinkyD some love❤️💙💛
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@PMalaga2022
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1 year
Unofarira chipi apa👇🏾??? Kanda like💛 paMota yemawaya. Kanda RT pane Border Gezi 🔄 Like💛❤️ RT🔄
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@PMalaga2022
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4 months
Listening to this young Fella speak unotozoona kuti vana Welshman naana Jonzo are overrated 🔥🔥🙌🏾
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
Zimbabweans we deserve a responsible leadership kwete zvatirikuona na Ruka izvi🚮🚮. #ZimbabweDecides2023 Like 💛 Super Chibuku if you agree Rt🔄 for Ruka if you disagree Like💛 RT🔄
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@PMalaga2022
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1 year
Musician 💛 Border Gezi 🔄
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@PMalaga2022
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2 years
Holy 10 ndiye Mwonzora weku Music?
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@PMalaga2022
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2 years
Unohora 100 yuwesi a month but you give papa 10% of that every month😭. Papa is making millions from looting gold and he returns nothing to church😂. Bata hana yako uti ndiri Doto😭😂😂
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@PMalaga2022
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1 year
Ndeupi akanaka kudarika mumwe apa? Like 4 Datya❤️ Retweet 4 Bertha
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@PMalaga2022
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3 months
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@PMalaga2022
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1 year
Ma Zimba mune choice👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾. How many likes💛 for the incoming president? Incoming🔛 👈🏾 Outgoing👉🏾📴
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@PMalaga2022
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1 year
Introducing my twin brother please show him some love❤️😂🙌🏾
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
Vhawulence tamboita zvedu nhasi but mmm.... chimuti chanhasi chaenda na @BabaHarare1 😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 months
Changosiyana i Camera 📷😭😭😭😂
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@PMalaga2022
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4 months
GOAT 🐐🐐 GOTWE🦎🦎
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@PMalaga2022
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3 months
@ChrisExcel102 In South Africa 🇿🇦
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@PMalaga2022
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1 year
#TakaNoVoter Like for Supa💛 RT for Ruka🔄
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 years
Like for Super ❤️ Rt for Trevor🔄
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 years
Book of Malachi Bhachi ra Malaicha 🤣
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 years
Tikawana nguva gents.. Varume ava and many more who are as focused ... needs our support 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 😂 Like❤️ if you agree Retweet🔄 if you don't agree
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
Iwewe you have been operating usina ma "Structures" e family planning wani wakabvunzwa naaniko iwe tibvire kumhepo kkk 😂😂 #TakaNoVoter
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@TembaMliswa
Sabhuku Temba P. Mliswa
1 year
The @CCCZimbabwe strategy to operate without structures has lost any sense of logic after the candidate selection process became a shambolic exercise. They have made the recent ZANU PF primaries, which have created their own divisions, to appear better.
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@tamsully12
Sarah Bellum
1 year
WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
Chibudai tiende kunoudzwa kuti "Hatina musha paNyika" nemunhu ane 30 bed-roomed house ku Glen Lorne 😭😭😂
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 years
@Yvie_Bae You failed to defend your virginity but we are quiet. Chibhorani ichi
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
3 months
Bertha Mwonzora or Harurwa Unotora chipi??? Like for Harurwa ♥️ RT for Bertha 🔄
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@Berthamwonzora
Bertha Mwonzora
3 months
Retract and apologise before the weekend is over otherwise I'll own you for the rest of your miserable existence
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
This Mosquito will get more likes than the Gheko in that picture
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@CMukungunugwa
C. H. MUKUNGUNUGWA
1 year
How many likes 4 President ED Mnangagwa ♥️
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 months
Harare haitodi zveChihwai hwai😭😂🙌🏾
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
Like💛 RT🔄
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
5 months
@Shadaya_Knight Me the next time i see young women loitering in my yard😂👇🏾
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
Terry @terrymap1 was well prepared to receive an important guest ku #Village6 chero huku dzese dzakagezwa last week🙌🏾😂😂. Kuchiuya ana Hatiperi tinongoona aine shena sa Malaga 😂 #FambaTerry
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
9 months
RT for Zanu Puppet Crazidents🔄 Like for Supa Chibuku❤️❤️ Like 4 Supa❤️ RT 4 Crazidents🔄
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 years
Kubva pataurwa ye Mahur**e for ED Lee Ann mambomuonawo here muma Streets umu?
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 month
Kunge une zvaunoziva.......... tibvire pano iwe "Zinjanthropus"
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@EferemoWinnet
Winnet Eferemo
1 month
Hapana chinozivikanwa apa...
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 months
Who is your GOAT? Like for Gil Pinto ♥️ RT for Hudhula 🔄 Gil Pinto ♥️ HUDHULA 🔄
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@PMalaga2022
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@stanleyjobsonzw
Tuchi
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Zimbabwean to zimbabwean:
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 years
When you discover that your "Spiritual father" of 20 years ingoriwo zvayo mbavha inongohwanda nechitendero🤣😂 #AlJazeeraDocumentary
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
4 months
Zvaizvezvi Nick Tomorrow @nickmangwana akabatwa "Hosho" na Fadzai Mahere kuti dzviii😂😂
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
10 months
Ambozama mujaya kuda kudzoka paMap ne back door achishandisa zita ra Winky but haa zvaramba..... Muudzei amboedza zvimwe pamwe ka s£x tape kanogona kuunza ma Results arinani😂😂
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
7 months
Ukuona chii younger Olinda i Jojo tank zvake but panyaya ya Wickinero she is spitting facts. Kungoti ma Twelebs are not supporting her openly nekutya kunyimwa "Aqua" yavagara vanga vasingapihwe.
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
15 days
ZiG trying to revive the Zimbabwean🇿🇼 economy 😭😂
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 years
Short story😭😭💔
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 years
@holytenmusic Richiri book of "Malachi" here kana kuti ratova ra "Malaicha" ?? 😂😂. Pliz get a woke manager murikuwanza chi Dofo mmm zvakumakisa
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
5 months
"Hausiwe mudhara arikunzi auraya nyika here iwewe? "
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 years
Mandiblokesa na Dokota imimi I am not ok😭😭🤣🤣
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
9 months
Ma Love nema Likes for my family..... They were rescued alive following the mine collapse at "Redwing mine" in Penhalonga recently ❤️❤️❤️
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 years
Ko kusazondiudzawo kuti "thabani" ndiye aive pilot we kaNdege ya Daniel Chingoma😭🤣🤣
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
6 months
Musandisiira sadza mai tombi handisikudzoka kumba ndiri kumabiko Alpha vakazotenga Akwaya.
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
4 months
First time yangu kuona picture rinonhuhwa tsvina😱😭😂😂
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 years
@Troll_Fotballl Its not PSG its Ronaldo fans 🤣🤣
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
9 months
South Africans: Chasing foreigners Playing football
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
Kana wafara nebasa ririkubatwa ne shasha mbiri idzi kanda Like❤️ zvese ne Retweet 🔄 yacho 👏🤣🙌 Kana uri BBF gang pliz ignore 🤣🤣
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@PMalaga2022
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4 months
My girlfriend showed me a tweet from @Shadaya_Knight with this quote "If a man doesn't give you rules to follow, you're just a h0e to him". She then hugged me afterwards. Haa kana tazogara Alpha ishasha his influence is unmatched. He changed my life😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 years
@buhlebathabile Zimbabwe yapinda papi pakushata kwenyu atete? Musada kutinzwa please
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 years
Ukaona ukatsiurwa na Daddyhope more than once unenge utongoriwo Benzi 😂😂😂
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 years
@ShadayaKnight Haa you should just cry and sleep bro. Hadzisi dzeMvana idzi its football 😭😂😂😂
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
Mkoma Hopewell is an excellent journalist, BUT dambudziko ravo nderekuda kuita Overseer, Jack of all trades, Alpha and Omega of ideas and opinions, rabhahuma, Tsikamutanda, Gogo Chihoro, Dr Choga, Rebhara, and Tilda Moyo of all social media😂😂😂🙌🏾. Zvimwe ndavasiirewo vamwe 😂😂
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@PMalaga2022
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2 years
Social media vs Real Life
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 years
Who is better? Like for A❤ Retweet for B🔄
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 years
I don't know who need to hear this: Support @BabaHarare1 . The Goat 🐐of Jiti Music. @IanSmiththe3rd might agree with me🤔
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
#TakaNoVoter #ANewZim4Everyone Like💛 4 Chibuku RT 4 RTGS
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
6 months
Mukai imi yabheuka uko😂😂😂🙌🏾
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
11 months
Simba rekutuka Alpha vanoriwanakupiko Blaz ava?? We can see from his pic kuti nhamo is pressing him like breasts 😂 If you are to make a choice??? . Are you Learning ❤️ or Perishing 🔄 LEARN❤️ OR PERISH🔄
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 years
Kuno yatanga nepamwe Vale yacho😭 😭💔😂😂😂
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
3 months
South Africans 🇿🇦 are wild😂🙌🏾 they dislike this👎🏾 & like this👍🏾
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
I dont care how many funerals he attends as well......... Ngaapinde hake mkomana 🔥🔥🔥
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ᗩl wᗩdᑌd_tᕼe sIᗰᑭ
1 year
Honestly I dont care how many BIBLE VERSES Chamisa has🤞 He is the ONLY hope and option WE got ! 🙏🏻😫
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@PMalaga2022
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6 months
Iiih😭🤣🙌🏾
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
Kkkk Female Mwonzora mu Feeling Station Pfee... .Huma inenge Roko bhanzi😂😂
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@PresValerio
Elisabeth Valerio
1 year
In the end, this election was a battle between two ZANU PF factions. The #citizen has become a pawn.  #Zimbabwe stands to lose everything!
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
Pray for Passion Javha😬😬
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
9 months
From "controlla" to "controlled"...in 2 minutes...... Nawanadem 😂😂
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
Gaffa i Gaffa!!!! ... Congratulations to @winkydonline the legend 👏🏾👏🏾. Isa ma love nema likes if you agree👇🏾❤️💛 A legend A wannabe
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
Passion Javha will never recover from this vhawulence from Baba Harare😂😂🙌🏾. #happymothersday2023
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@PMalaga2022
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3 months
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@Thickiana2001
Chihuku chechibhoyi😂🍑
3 months
Say less👍
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
9 months
Men go through a lot!!! .... Imagine kutobhadhariswa "Makandinzwanani" na Tezvara iye babe aine masextape hobhoo😭😂🙌🏾
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
9 months
Pic iri rikaonekwa ne team re Herald anenge ari ma1😂😂😂. Herald's Headline tomorrow will be like: "Chamisa desert structureless CCC party for a career as a footballer in DRC" 😂
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
MakD getting out of Nyasha's DM after being told "Dont mistaken my kindness for desire" 😂😂😂
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
6 months
Ukuona chii wangu Ukabira nyika 5 million yeMagetsi, ukatenga 50 maGonyeti anoendesa 3 million litres dze fuel ku Lesotho everyday Unenge ungori mbavha
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@zimcelebs1
Zim-Celebs
6 months
Sir Wicknell Chivhayo reveals his source of wealth
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
How it started: Chiremerera at 100% The process: Jah Prayzah.... Chimira Chimira iwe zvakwana 😂 The end: Chiremerera reduced to 0.01% Inharo chete but Zanu PF is toxic to all living and non-living things... Noone is immune to shuku shuku😂😂
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
I miss my short hair 🚮🤣🤣
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
8 months
Nemusoro wako unenge we Bedford uyu usada kuzvitsvagira mhepo iwe😂😂🙌🏾
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
Arsenal in the Premier league this season 😂 First 19 games vs. Now😂
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 years
As we wait for the next episode of the #GoldMafia coming in a few hours time..... 👇🏾 #AlJazeeraDocumentary
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
Inharo chete asi Online shopping will finish US gents 🤣🤣🤣. Its either you LEARN or you JETHRO The Order the Delivery
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 years
Ichokwadi here chandanzwa kuti latest Album ra Silent Killer(Hurungwere) ritorine ma track akawanda by far kudarika maVotes awana Enzo Ishall ku Sunnigdale primary election?🤣🤣
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
Make your choice👇🏾 President for everyone or Courts/Coup president??? Like💛 4 Everyone RT 4 Courts 🔄
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
Chamisa is literally turning everywhere he goes a #CCC stronghold 😂🙌🏾🙌🏾. Zvamanje manje mkomana arikupisa kudarika blast furnace 😂🙌🏾🔥 #Ngaapinde #TakaNoVoter #ForEveryone
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
Zwitter hun💛 Pfumvudza hun🤣🙌🏾
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 months
Hakuna asingade mudhoto😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾 How it started How it ended
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 years
@lleony Shandisai nguva yamunayo kutsvaga ma firita angaite kuti musahwanda pamipikicha 😂😂😂 Gafa siyanai naye
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
They shared this story thinking Mbuya veGuru will go viral but kambavha ka Yellow borne kandengendesa ma Streets vasingafungire... 😂🤣😂
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@HMetro_
H-Metro
1 year
Beyond The Walls of Chikurubi #Watch : Mai TT seems to have found a way to enjoy herself behind bars. She is serving nine months for theft of trust property 🎥: @NyamayaroArron
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
10 months
Chabhangula 🤣🤣
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
8 months
The People's Choice 🔥🔥🔥 Big Congrats to the Gaffa @winkydonline
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 years
Many twimbos are ashamed to say #EDpfee openly, so they will rather find some unsubstantiated and negative claims about Chamisa and CCC...They will never talk about corruption or misgovernance.. it's not random check the TL; you will see them🤣🤣🤣
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 months
@Shadaya_Knight Very true representation of Skomota and squad 😂😂
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 months
If Pablo was a wild animal...... 😭😭🤣🤣
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
8 months
In my books: Munotidako>>>>Risky Life 2 Do you agree? Yes isa like❤️ No isa 🔄
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
1 year
Hakuna munhu anomanikidzwa kunzi ita mari..... E-creator strikes again!! 😂😂😂 #SCAM B4 E-creator After E-creator
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@PMalaga2022
Malaga
2 years
Not looking good for fake prophets 😂😂😂 @BabaHarare1 5.....0 Fake prophets (Madungwe+Passion Javha+ T Freddy) Its a hit 🔥🔥🔥
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