Elijah Cohen
@PA_Capitol_Boy
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Pa native | coffee addict | tweets are my own |
Harrisburg, PA
Joined March 2015
I refuse to believe whoever submitted “We Love Luigi” for the hearts in Lancaster isn’t referring to who I think they’re referring to lmao
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Me if the texts from the group chat right after the Acuna injury ever get leaked
Let's forgive each other for saying stupid shit sometimes. More grace, less hate.
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Hey siri play Amazing Grace 💔
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Personally, baseball is a better sport for viewing in person than football but I’ve always been partial to eating carbs and day drinking in 80 degree heat lol
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Lots of people love winter and I love that for them and I hate to yuck your yum but this is the time of year I am most depressed and because you can’t say that in person because it makes people uncomfortable, I’m saying it on here lol
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[synagogue] GOP friend: Is Shapiro going to the Super Bowl? Me: He’s actually there right now GOP: Who’s paying for it, Abby? Me: As a matter fact, she is!
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Exactly what was the point of trying to appear as if you were in DC when there was going to be video evidence to the contrary? It’s an ethics violation but it’s also just dumb.
We reported in the PM edition last night that BYRON DONALDS was not present in the Capitol yesterday, but gave his voting card to someone to cast two votes. This is an ethics violation. He was in California to be on the Bill Maher show
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Even more shocking, that wasn’t even the most out of pocket question asked this week lol the questions Travis got were giving early 2000’s tabloids (this is not a good thing)
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Was thinking about famous PA natives and then got to thinking about famous PA transplants and remembered that Yolanda Hadid owns a property in Bucks County lol
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Oh…kay
Kanye is deprived of fingers in the booty because when Amber Rose was tingling that prostate we got 808’s, watch the throne and beautiful dark twisted fantasy….. Bianca is not doing her job
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An endless number of things happening here lol
This was a good one. Talking Eagles vs Chiefs today, full interview dropping next week @JoshShapiroPA
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I’m not saying this isn’t valid but I’m not even a Bills fan and I look at Josh Allen this way so really ….
find someone that looks at you the way hailee steinfeld looks at josh allen
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