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Elijah Cohen

@PA_Capitol_Boy

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Pa native | coffee addict | tweets are definitely mine |

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Joined March 2015
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Elijah Cohen
9 months
@LolOverruled It’s because coffee made by queer twinks and dom girls is infinitely better
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3 years
@jamestalarico Brother, you're flying to DC, not going to war lmao
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Elijah Cohen
4 years
People giving Anna Kendrick a hard time for comparing being a hostage to filming in Portland, Oregon have clearly never been to Portland-fucking-Oregon.
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Elijah Cohen
3 years
@POTUS I can't believe this has to be said. A teacher DOES NOT pay a higher tax rate than a hedge fund manager.
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3 years
@DonnaHowardTX “As most Texans” No, I don’t think most Texans walk out of their job, board a private plane to DC, and get heralded as heroes for doing nothing except hanging on the Hill, doing media hits, and bragging about all of it on Twitter.
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Elijah Cohen
4 years
@jaketapper really, Jake? is that HONESTLY the only thing you could think of right now?
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2 years
Didn’t quite believe it but it’s legit. In total for #Q2 for #PASEN : Fetterman: $9,896,496.39 Oz: $1,079,297.45
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Elijah Cohen
3 years
@patriottakes Oh my god, a family is using two photos from the same photoshoot, how awful. 🙄
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3 years
@cynicalettuce Rihanna believes that peace can be achieved without having to choose between Israeli or Palestinian civilians and if that is what is problematic, there’s no hope for you. Loss of life is tragic, even if it’s civilians living under a government you don’t like.
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Elijah Cohen
4 years
@thehill Apparently kids don't have parents in Florida
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Elijah Cohen
5 years
@tomselliott @AyannaPressley Says the duly elected congresswoman speaking freely and openly on the House floor.
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Elijah Cohen
4 years
all the people who screamed "mansplainer" when Pence debated Kamala are REAL quiet as male Democrat senators use patronizing and condescending tones and language towards Amy Coney Barrett.
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Elijah Cohen
4 months
In Joe Biden’s America, The Intercept is strapped for cash, embroiled in internal chaos, and causing Ken Klippenstein to resign and leave DC. Now, if that’s not reason enough for four more years, I don’t know what is.
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Ken Klippenstein 📎
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Why I'm resigning from The Intercept
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Elijah Cohen
2 years
Twitter is Grindr for people who hate the Jones Act
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Elijah Cohen
4 years
Claudia Conway has two parents who both have incredible salaries, who provide ample living conditions for her and her siblings, and this girl wants to be emancipated because some NYT journalist found her tik tok and gave her tons of clout. the absolute privilege is disgusting.
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Elijah Cohen
6 years
@lovebillynyc @CaseyNeistat Y’all maybe we should cancel Casey.
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Elijah Cohen
4 years
No one wants to hear this but Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s last wishes are not relevant to the timeline of when a nominee is picked.
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Elijah Cohen
2 years
[2052] “Governor, in 2020 you tweeted ‘Daddy Ossoff can hit me with a bus ANY day’, can you tell us what you meant by that?”
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Elijah Cohen
2 years
OH MY GOD AHHAHA THIS IS RIDICULOUSLY PENNSYLVANIA Rep. Mark Rozzi (D-Berks) wins the PA House Speaker 115-85 (I believe) and then announces he is leaving the Democrat party, will be an Independent.
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Elijah Cohen
3 years
@neiltyson Filling in for the Grinch this year is none other than Neil deGrasse Tyson.
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Elijah Cohen
4 years
@WesleyLowery Even Paw Patrol?!?!
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Elijah Cohen
2 years
Chocolate chips are made with chocolate, which is made from cocoa, which is (all together now) plant-based
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2 years
NEW: Nestlé to debut plant-based chocolate chips
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Elijah Cohen
3 years
@Jill_Jorgensen So, hundreds of kids don't believe in the safety and efficacy of vaccines and boosters, is what you're telling me. Also, why even show up if you're so concerned about getting Omicron?
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Elijah Cohen
5 years
@morwac @PhillyD *GPS takes you to a bridge over the Hudson* Phil’s Voice: Lets just jump into it
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Elijah Cohen
4 years
Libertarian-socialism is an oxymoron.
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Elijah Cohen
2 years
@decunningham2 I'm sorry but my brain cannot keep up with how chaotic this is lmao
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Elijah Cohen
3 years
@AndrewYang The 2016 Democrat primary was carried in a legal, democratic, and honest manner, and to suggest otherwise is not only false but spreading misinformation and it honestly teeters on election denial. Also, Bernie would have absolutely lost had he gone against Trump.
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Elijah Cohen
6 years
@PardesSeleh How to troll without a twitter
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Elijah Cohen
6 years
@benshapiro @BetoORourke Did you schedule an appointment just to do this clip? 😂
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Elijah Cohen
6 years
@nekozawa1990 @raeboomer @vicsimms24 @vengefulorb @sammyboy1896 Omfg I never looked at it like that 😮😮😮😮
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Elijah Cohen
4 years
*congressman unexpectedly dies* most of us: RIP 💔 ET: SPECIAL ELECTION!
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Elijah Cohen
4 years
I don't believe in hate-following but Pos*biec makes it so fun.
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Elijah Cohen
4 years
!!!!!!! My sociology professor just said Russia and China ”never had real communism” or a workers revolution and I would like to just die now THANKS
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Elijah Cohen
2 years
"Can we get one of you standing up looking forlorn?" "Great, and just a couple of you sitti- perfect!" "Yes, that lean-in is amazing"
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Visegrád 24
2 years
The Élysée Palace released images of French President Macron after his call with Putin today, regarding the invasion of Ukraine. 🇫🇷🇷🇺🇺🇦
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Elijah Cohen
10 months
@GaryGrumbach @metzgov Is the A for "Attention"?
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Elijah Cohen
4 years
My sexual preference is Judge Amy Coney Barrett being confirmed to the Supreme Court.
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Elijah Cohen
3 years
@ai4liberty The diet restrictions some of these people have is simply getting out of hand
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Elijah Cohen
2 years
@RNCResearch This isn’t the own you think it is lol
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Elijah Cohen
3 years
voted for a Republican dude in my college elections simply because his girlfriend and i are best friends and bro i'm dying he actually one by a SINGLE vote
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Elijah Cohen
2 years
The Kamala of the Right.
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Paul Steinhauser
2 years
JUST NOW: @NikkiHaley at @RJC says to cheers that "a lot of people have asked if I’m going to run for president.. Now that the midterms are over, I’ll look at it in a serious way." Reiterates that "I’ve never lost an election and I’m not going to start now" #2024Election #FITN
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Elijah Cohen
7 years
@BigfootKix @ShanenMayu @jason_baldock @BillOReilly That the producers never walked out and quit is amazing to me
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Elijah Cohen
6 years
@Hareega_Blog @MeghanMcCain They should be heckled in restaurants and grocery stores? When they’re with their families? I’m sorry but no. That’s not productive in any capacity.
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Elijah Cohen
2 years
driver: you meetin' up with a girl? me: actually, a guy uber driver: that's cool, that's cool. listen, we're just tryna get some where we can, right? me, semi-weirded out: yup driver: so like i'm guessing you the bottom?
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Elijah Cohen
4 years
Republican men are kinda hot.
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Elijah Cohen
4 years
@nytimes suddenly everyone hates the NYT lol
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Elijah Cohen
6 years
*clicks on politics section of the news* Me, after the first headline:
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Elijah Cohen
4 years
The fact that any of you right-wingers made it through college without lying about your politics is beyond me.
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@spktrvc No, 22 year old staffers making barely enough to afford rent and food are pulling the strings, don’t you see!
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Elijah Cohen
2 years
@AriCohn It's always "I don't care who you love" followed by why they care so much
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Elijah Cohen
4 years
@TRHLofficial John McAfee
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Elijah Cohen
4 years
@miss_sasha @NikkiMcR @Acyn It's some random poll that shouldn't be taken seriously. 45% of gay/queer men are not voting for Trump. That notion is just...ridiculous tbh
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Elijah Cohen
2 years
@faizsays The call is coming from inside the house with this tweet lol
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Elijah Cohen
2 years
@enews No besties, you do have a choice
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Elijah Cohen
2 years
"i'm nervous about the senate seat in PA" you live in New Mexico and are in 10th grade, go to class.
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Elijah Cohen
4 years
Socialism is bad. This should not be a controversial statement.
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Elijah Cohen
1 year
An buddy of mine was forced into a pickup, taken to a farm in the middle of nowhere, tied to a tree, had rotten fruit thrown at him, and was left for hours for the owners to find. The sheriff’s advice to the parents was to get their son to stop being gay.
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High school in 2002 looked so chill
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Elijah Cohen
3 years
@JeremyDBoreing Jeremy, if you want to book a flight to Kabul and every other hell hole on this planet and save everyone who is being oppressed, then go for it. But don’t ask another generation to unnecessarily put their lives on the line, especially for a country that won’t fight for itself.
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Elijah Cohen
6 years
@fransquishco What was the pitch for this article like? “You know which group in America really needs MORE light shined on?
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Elijah Cohen
4 years
@ChristianWalk1r they have a problem with content they don't like and as a private company, they have the right to rid themselves of that content. cope harder 🙄
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Elijah Cohen
6 years
For what it’s worth, I spent my lunch break reading #HellfireClub and I’m getting another copy for Mother’s Day for my mom. Incredible story @jaketapper
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