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2 months
Thread 🧵👇. Crypto Alchemy 101 for dummies. What we are looking at is simple superior tokenomics;. 1) Unruggable NFT's via token LP backing.2) Deflationary collections.3) Supply/demand manipulation forcing premiums.4) Locking up token supply.5) Non dilutive.6) Future NFT fusions
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
Bitcoin at $60k last week Bitcoin at $60k now
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Cæsar 🏦
5 years
Peter Schiff when gold was $1,000. Peter Schiff when gold is $1,000
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4 years
My brother in law asked if he should buy $ETH when it was at $4,200 and I told him to wait. I messaged him today and told him it was his opportunity to get in and now he doesn’t want to lol. Can lead a horse to water but can’t make them drink 🤷‍♂️.
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3 years
Ukraine doesn't want war . Russia doesn't want war . United States keeps pushing war.
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3 years
When we were at $48k no one believed me that sub $30k would happen. Now we're sub $30k no one will believe me that $70k will happen. And honestly. Without you non believers taking the other side of the trade, none of this would be possible. 🤝.
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3 years
If you think $BTC at $200k - $300k is crazy wait until you see what your altcoins are going to do.
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4 years
$30k is the $BTC bottom inshallah.
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Cæsar 🏦
4 years
Buying $SOL at $35 is like buying $ETH at $35.
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
$44k by July. $70k by October. Book it.
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Cæsar 🏦
5 years
If you invested $100 into gold 20 years ago you'd now have $500. If you invested $100 into $BTC 9 years ago you'd now have $16,381,493. Fuck gold. Buy bitcoin.
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3 years
Cæsar is now a dad ❤️.
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
Crazy how #bitcoin is going to be $200k-$300k in December.
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Cæsar 🏦
7 years
When #bitcoin was $1,000 people dreamt of $7,000 $BTC. When #bitcoin was $15,000 people dreamt of buying $7,000 $BTC. Now we're at $7,000 no one wants to buy 🤔. Helluva shakeout.
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Cæsar 🏦
2 years
$BTC drops 1.5% and everyone calling for $10k again. This is EXACTLY the sentiment you want to see. Blow off top is PROGRAMMED.
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
I think $BTC just bottomed before its next big leg up to 6 figures.
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Cæsar 🏦
6 years
Remember during Christmas when $BTC dropped from 20k to 10k and people said it was because everyone was cashing out to buy Christmas presents.
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Cæsar 🏦
2 years
$85,700,000 short opened at $28,600 on $BTC. Would be a real shame if. .
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
$28k -> $44k is the liquidation rally. $44k -> $70k is the fomo rally. Programmed.
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Cæsar 🏦
4 years
In total, roughly $234,600,000 worth of shorts trapped under $38.4k 🙃.
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Cæsar 🏦
4 years
Bear whale still has a $92,400,000 short underwater from $38.4k. We can still destroy him.
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Cæsar 🏦
4 years
How to effectively trade $BTC vertical accumulation 101
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5 years
Bring the pain so we can make it rain. $BTC
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Cæsar 🏦
2 years
It’s not a bear market rally . It’s the start of the BLOW OFF TOP . You’re about to witness one of the greatest rallies of our lifetime . You will see.
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
If you think the market is crazy now . Wait until you see how high this shit is in 3 months.
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Cæsar 🏦
2 years
$BTC is going to blow off top with a target of $237,039. It is what it is.
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1 year
Sold all my spot above $44k. Enjoy the euphoria but markets topped boys. See you at $31k. 🫡.
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Cæsar 🏦
4 years
This might be the most epic short squeeze in bitcoins history.
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
$59,000,000 worth of shorts opened under $59.1k $BTC DESTROY HIM
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Cæsar 🏦
2 years
Next leg up has started #Bitcoin . $34,986
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
Crazy how $BTC is still going to be $200k-$300k in December.
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Cæsar 🏦
4 years
We’re going to be filthy rich in 6 months time. Don’t lose sight.
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Cæsar 🏦
7 years
Since 15th Nov. 2017 #bitcoin has rallied for exactly 27days before dumping. The period of dumping has become shorter with an increase in speed by exactly 8%, 3 consecutive times. From 28% to 44%. If this fractal continues $BTC will moon out of bull pennant in July. 1 month
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Cæsar 🏦
4 years
Who ever heavily shorted $BTC under $38k looks to be royally fucked.
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
I come to you humbly as a bula, a former dirty bera who has repented. To stand on the front lines with my bula bretheren, drawing the battle axe and charging any bera in our way. For the bulas are the one true kings. United we stand to $70k
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Cæsar 🏦
2 years
My official prediction on $BTC. Bottom: $13,800.Top: $150,000. Timeframe: 18 months. It's time for bears to prepare the anus.
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
Decided this will be my last year/months of active f/t trading. I no longer need to do it, I am free. After what’s happened the last 18 months I’m going back to where I started, the law. Time to help people in life instead of taking plebs money 🤘.
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Cæsar 🏦
2 years
The bottom looks like this. - @saylor liquidated.- Genesis/ $GBTC implosion.- Binance bankrupt.- Tether collapse. Full drain of the swamp.
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Cæsar 🏦
2 years
IM FUCKIN BACK BABYYYY. $34,986 NEXT LESSSS GOOOOOOO
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Cæsar 🏦
2 years
My next tweet will be at 30 keks gl.
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3 years
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Bottoms in before $70k melt up. You can cry and complain that it’s going lower . It is what it is . Your shorts will get blown the fuck out and add fuel to the giga pump . Inshallah.
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Cæsar 🏦
1 year
I’ve capitulated $35k short . It’s over for bears . Doom posting literally redarded . Was once blind but now I see.
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Cæsar 🏦
4 years
This is what max pain would really look like on $BTC.
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
If $BTC doesn’t hit $69,420 this year I will publicly eat my dick on national television . 🫡.
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Cæsar 🏦
2 years
Once you understand it’s all a scam . You can become one with the scam . See the scam . Feel the scam . Scam the scam.
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
My next tweet will be at $80k good luck have fun.
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3 years
Repositioned this fractal on $BTC . $60k bottom before running it up to $80k by 1st of November. This fractal puts us on target for $450k by late December.
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Cæsar 🏦
6 years
Bullish AF bitcoin news. - Elon says cryptocurrency will replace paper money.- JP Morgan the largest bank in America, the 6th largest bank in the world ( 2.34 Trillion assets), announces their own crypto token. - Google adds the Bitcoin symbol into the keyboard. Fkn moon it mate.
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
Friendly reminder you're all going to be rich by December and there's NOTHING you can do about it.
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Cæsar 🏦
2 years
Bottoms in.
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4 years
Why build on $ETH when you can build on $SOL?.
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
This is the play book.
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Cæsar 🏦
2 years
Max pain. $BTC
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Cæsar 🏦
4 years
$ETH doubles this month . BOOK IT.
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
Pumptober.Moonvember .Parabolicember.
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Cæsar 🏦
2 years
Your lowest IQ friend is going to make the most money in this bull run.
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
We haven't seen anything yet for #bitcoin
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Cæsar 🏦
6 years
Bitcoin passing 20k and into price discovery will be the most beautiful thing you've ever seen.
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Cæsar 🏦
4 years
You're all going to be rich and there's nothing you can do about it.
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Cæsar 🏦
2 years
Ya’ll don’t realize how much fucking money you’re about to make.
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
$BTC . All in short targeting new lows for a new multi month bear market. It's over.
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Cæsar 🏦
6 years
There are people out there wanting to buy libra, a stable coin, expecting to get rich from 10000% gains. This is your competition. Not just in trading, but in life.
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Cæsar 🏦
4 years
$BTC looking super bullish right now, expecting a big breakout to the upside 🚀
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
I know you want to badly capitulate. don't do it. We're in the process of bottoming before 70 keks. 🫡.
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Cæsar 🏦
1 year
So dude figured out market was manipulated, had edge where he proved money flowing in made market pump and did not take advantage of this alpha as a "trader". Instead, stayed short, lost money, continued to be bearish for a 150% upside move that lasted 12 months and never.
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il Capo Of Crypto
1 year
My thesis during this year has been that the move from the lows has been a bear market rally, mostly manipulated by the same people, in order to make everyone believe the bull market has already started. The truth is coming out little by little. The CFTC already alleged this
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
100% focus on charts and the market from now till December and possibly into Q1 2022 . It will likely be years before we get it this bullish again you absolutely can not be lazy and waste this opportunity.
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
The whole market is about to melt up. Stop doom posting about a global meltdown and strap the fuck in. The rocket ship to $70k is fueled up and ready for take off . 🫡.
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
$BTC could be setting up for a huge short squeeze. Potentially $654,700,000 worth of shorts opened that are yet to close, would be a shame if we resumed the bull market 🥲
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3 years
As a friend I tell you this. Melt up to $70k is loading. Do not capitulate sub $30k. 🫡.
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3 years
Longed $46.8k $BTC Inshallah.
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
You know what, fuck it we just bottomed. Send to $78k by November 1st
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Cæsar 🏦
4 years
Friendly reminder that you're all going to be rich as fuck forChristmas.
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
Price fluctuations sub $30k is to shake you out before $70k . Bottoms in and there isn't a damn thing anyone of you can do about it.
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3 years
100% of capital deployed into spot at $25.5k - $28k from $48k sells and entirety of shorts covered. Now all in and praying to crypto gods. Target: 70 keks. RUN IT BACK TURBO LESS GOOOOO.
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
Will be selling my $BTC long from $38k at $48k-$50k and getting short from there.
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Cæsar 🏦
6 months
We get $150k quick . People start to believe, we dump. Then we run it up only for 8 months into a blow off top with $1M the target, people are convinced. We over shoot it to $2.5M per $BTC . Then massive long bear market back to $200k . That’s 2025 in a nutshell.
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1 year
Come to daddy. $SOL
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich.
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Cæsar 🏦
2 years
You'd have to be brain dead to be bullish here. $BTC
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Cæsar 🏦
2 years
Targeting;. $LINK $5.$INJ $5.3.$SOL $16.$XRP $0.47.
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Cæsar 🏦
2 years
$36k $BTC
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Cæsar 🏦
6 years
Had beers with a bank manager and the discussion of crypto came up. I asked whether he thought #ripple would ever be a threat. He laughed. I laughed. Everybody laughed.
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Cæsar 🏦
2 years
Last 25bps hike today. This is BULLISH AS FUCK. Next time we pause. We are entering the full blown bull phase . Blow off top is PROGRAMMED.
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
$70k before $24k . 🫡.
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Cæsar 🏦
4 years
6 figure #bitcoin in September ✌️.
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
Thanks for playing @trader1sz
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3 years
KSI capitulated sub 30 keks and you think we haven’t bottomed? . You could not have a stronger bottom confirmation . Sir.
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4 years
$BTC would be at $1,000,000 if derivatives didn't exist.
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Cæsar 🏦
6 years
Former Bittorrent CEO literally says $BTT is worthless and won't work. The ICO still raised 7M in minutes. We're not at the bottom.
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Cæsar 🏦
7 years
If you entered #bitcoin during the bull run towards the end of last year and you’re still here reading this - congratulations. You’ve survived whilst being forged in steel. This experience will be invaluable as your time in the market goes on. Rookie to spartan in months⚔️
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2 years
He's done it again
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4 years
$BTC
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
So they printed trillions of dollars that never even entered circulation, destroyed millions of jobs and then made everything way more expensive . All for a “virus” that was less deadly than the flu . Whilst trying to force you to take an ineffective “vaccine” for your freedom.
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Cæsar 🏦
5 years
The fact people don't think we can get a full blown 2017 parabola again means we probably will and of bigger magnitude.
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
I give it 90% chance $BTC bottom is in.
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Cæsar 🏦
6 years
*BTC pumps*. "I longed the bottom. We're going to smash 6k resistance and make our way to all time highs. Bull run baby!". *5 mins later BTC retraces* . "Remember we're still in a bear market. 1k $BTC is still very likely" . Crypto be wash trading guru's emotions out here.
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Cæsar 🏦
3 years
$BTC likely hits $4,000 in 2023 after peaking at $70k this year. Saylor will get liquidated as will the $LUNA fund. I expect them to puke under $10,000 which ultimately drives $BTC to those levels . Those massive public liquidations is the ultimate buy signal.
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Cæsar 🏦
2 years
Listen the fuck up rookies . In a bull market fud is irrelevant . In a bear market bull news is irrelevant . We get fud after fud yet price still going up . $36k next . 🫡.
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Cæsar 🏦
2 years
Friendly reminder $BTC and stonks are in the beginning stages of a power pump into blow off top. $BTC $100k.$ETH $10k . Programmed.
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3 years
Longed $61k inshallah.
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3 years
The $70k melt up is locked and loaded.
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@TheMoonCarl
Carl Moon
3 years
#Bitcoin to $20,000?.
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