Michael I just checked out your Soundcloud and please don’t take this the wrong way but you should spend less time on Twitter and more time learning how to make music that sounds good
Let me tell you something we will have zero tolerance for this nonsense if I see a Four Loko we are gonna call a timeout and make everyone sit in silence for 5 minutes and then you can explain to your friends why you ruined the party.
Because:
- Lone Star isn’t any cheaper
- it’s owned by a crappy corporation
- it’s mediocre
- they think they’re entitled to your money
Drink
@freetailbrewing
when you’re there. The beer tastes 3x better. And they employ actual humans that live in SA.
Just so everyone understand the burden of managing this account, please note that a person with the handle of “sometimes my penis burns“ is asking me to book a Death Grips cover band.
(clears throat)
If you do drugs at Paper Tiger and our staff sees you doing drugs we will make you and your drugs leave.
There’s, like, laws and stuff.
Hey friends - a bunch of shows have and/or are gonna cancel/reschedule. Stay tuned to our socials & we will keep you posted.
As you can imagine, it’s a little chaotic here & we are trying to keep it all together. This is uncharted territory for us & we are gonna do our best!
THIS DOES NOT REPRESENT THE VIEWS OF PAPER TIGER I MEAN SURE WE WANT EVERYONE TO BE HAPPY BUT DRUGS ARE STILL ILLEGAL ESPECIALLY WHEN CONSUMED AT PAPER TIGER AND PLUS I MEAN COCAINE REALLY CMON
Congrats, Ciara Casarez!
She won the poster competition for 38th annual Tejano Conjunto Festival.
“Inspired by a neighborhood mosaic mural... this art is a fantastic “representation of San Antonio for the city & to the world”
via
@RivardReport
Mario & his family run the best taco truck on the Strip (THESE ARE FACTS I AM VERY SORRY IF YOU ARE JUST NOW FINDING OUT), and they’re wonderful people. Go give them some business!!!
@SheaSerrano
@MaddySkye
can y’all please share this tweet. My favorite taco truck had to close for 2 weeks because of coronavirus. He’s been struggling. Is now open W-Sat 6-10. He got a little choked up when I left the tip. I had to tip big to support. Please help me help him.
Last point (for the moment anyways):
I get it - going to a show & paying $20 + $3 ticketing + $20 at the bar + $20 for shirt + $6 for tacos/Whataburger after + $10 for Uber home later = $79. Not cheap.
Just remember that bands can’t make $ selling music anymore.
I know there’s a million music things happening...but...
Excited to announce that our dudes
@ChicanoBatman
are coming back for a FREE SHOW in April 4, courtesy of
@tunein
& the Texas Lottery.
An ear-shattering THANK YOU to
@LloydDoggettTX
@JoaquinCastrotx
@WillHurd
@RepCuellar
for sponsoring Save Our Stages. If you love live music, it’s a literal life raft for the people & places that make it happen. Can’t wait to be back open.
Tomorrow, we are gonna do some good while we rocknroll.
@lucydacus
is donating 100% of all profits from this show (🤯), we are kicking in 20% of all bar sales & 100% from some limited edition t-shirts all to benefit
@BBFundTX
! Come join!
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ATTENTION EVERYONE:
The people
@imaginebooksSA
are doing more for the local music scene than anyone. Please support them with your $ and let’s help spread the word!!!
BIG NEWS. We're moving!! We're taking the tattoo parlor and getting a stage for bands and a whole new layout for the store. We are excited. We have a GoFundMe set up and a fundraiser on March 30th. PLEASE SHARE!
This is honestly so cool that I don’t even know what in the hell to say so I’m not gonna try.
@MarginWalkerTX
presents
@PhizLair
on Friday April 26!
Tickets on sale this Friday.
Tonight’s show with
@TWRPband
&
@planetbooty
is now 100% sold out because San Antonio is the best city on the planet and because
@TWRPband
&
@planetbooty
are wonderful ar-teeests.
See you lucky ticket holders tonight!!
Looking forward to a wholesome show tonight in San Antonio at the
@papertigersa
...
We’re just going to pretend like tour with
@TWRPband
isn’t almost over because every show seems to outdo the next. WE LOVE ALL YOU CRAZY SEXY HUMANS ONLY 4 MORE SHOWS TO GO!!
Well
@papertigersa
still doesn’t have indoor seating at shows. I’m too tall to be expected to stand for TWO sets. When will the discrimination against the height advantaged end?
I am glad you’re here and I think I understand what you mean but beware of the blowback when people see “I’m from Austin and I’m here to make SA cool just like Austin” thing.
(SA has always been cool, largely because it’s not like other cities)
Agents are less & less inclined to allow local openers these days (don’t ask me why, it’s dumb).
HOWEVER…I’ve got a spot for a local punk-ish band for an August show…the band is legendary and it’ll sell out easily.
WHO WANTS IN??? Hit us up.
I know it will probably come as a tremendous surprise but it’s not like we’re a bunch of Ivy League MBA grads sitting around a conference table, discussing how we can optimize return on investment.
LET US KNOW WHO YOU WANNA SEE.
I guess it was gonna come out sooner or later but one of the many concessions we’ve been forced to make since the pandemic is to use child labor exclusively, plus they’re on the same emotional maturity level as most agents so it kinda works out
TOO MANY PEOPLE FOR MIDNIGHT SWIM SO WE MOVING THE PARTY ACROSS THE STREET TO
@PAPERTIGERSA
,
@alecsoul__
& WYBMF PLAYING ALL THE BANGERS... LINK DROPS THIS MONDAY SO DON’T SLEEP!!!!
@papertigersa
I understand your policy/POV, PT, but you sounded a bit Jeff Sessions-y in your original response to the situation. No one was shooting meth in the pit.
I regret to inform you that
@ElOjoSanAnto
& I love one another deeply & tenderly & nothing will ever tear us apart in fact I am at this very moment being little spoon.
DAMMIT JUST BECAUSE I CAN’T LEGALLY LET ALL YOU PEOPLE TURN THE INSIDE OF PAPER TIGER INTO THAT APARTMENT IN “TRAINSPOTTING” DOESN’T MEAN I’M A “NARC”.