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Deffo a scruff if you’re not paying rent where ye live, family or not. I charge my 12 year old son £100 a week. Working or not, he knows if he doesn’t have it every Friday of the week he’s out on his own
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*sucks 7 strangers dicks at the same time*
Twitter feminists: “sHe is sO eMpOwEreD😍”
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Sour beast if you’re still goosing in these temperatures. Me and me bird just accidentally brushed past each other and nearly had a straightener
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@RtHonPete
Luxury. I used to get up in the morning at night at half-past-ten at night, half an hour before I went to bed, Eat a lump of freezing cold poison, work 28 hours a day at mill, and pay mill owner to let us work there. And when I went home our dad used to murder us in cold blood
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Me mate said his ex-bird slapped him but he didn’t have it in him to hit her back, so he went round to hers an knocked her da out 😂
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@SumFella
Fucking right lad. He may not have asked to be born but I ever asked for him to be born either
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@Thegillys2019
@demicrossan31
What a shit analogy and a shit take on life. If everyone has a choice why did you choose that shit haircut?
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@OliviaEarle_x
@PotnoodIefringe
Imagine spending 17 hours a day going/at/coming home from work just to make a living and thanking the Tories for it hahahahaha
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These people who win these competitions are never arsed are they? Brad just won £75,000.00 on the Cash Register an he’s calm as yer like ‘yeah can’t believe it to be honest that’s alright init’ 🤯 I’d be fucking projectile vomiting goin mad on the radio mate
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Had a scream in the Asda there about 20 lads all stood round scratchin ther heads tryna pick the least dead/snide flowers. Seen some kid walk out with a cactus in the end hahahaha
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@skyeseuphoria
@Epithymia__
It’s true, my grandmother just walked past me in the kitchen and I automatically stuck my thumb up her ass, madness
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@loochd
@restlessdwight
@KerrFraser3
@shaneoregan10
@georgiazerhanah
How do u know he’s not having a posh wank Lucie god
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Joey Barton & James English added to the long list of celebrities getting slapped on sight.
And that’s a Sean promise.
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Wearing a wire him
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@robfnunn
@jeremycorbyn
Hi Robert. Can you please confirm where your neck ends/chin starts? Cheers
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Fuming over Wrexham eyeing up Spurs. Why wouldn’t they? You nearly got turned over twice by a team 3 divisions below. Helmet 🤣
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I’m more than prepared to risk spendin a night in a cell for one of me ma’s Crimbo dinners. You’ll have to drag me out that house by my fat, gravy drenched fingers u slags
@BorisJohnson
@MerseyPolice
Police will enter homes and break up Christmas dinners if families break lockdown rules, predicts police commissioner
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Put ye graft phone away in the gym if no ones ringing it pls no ones assed
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@KerryZara
@jermain49078804
@_michaeladeoti
In order words women are shitbags and it’s down to men to choose less “successful” methods of killing themselves? Horrible slag
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Absolutely devastated.
After 12 months of buyin an renovating me own ken, grafted me ass off, finally moved in this week only to realise that I’ve got to do me own washing and that.
I’m selling up an movin back to me ma’s loft
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Just realised I haven’t seen a group of kids kicking a footy about in years. Generation fortnite are going to be the biggest bunch of farts the world has known
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@P_N_F_
Walk into any boozer in Woolton an some kid will whip out Audi keys n start waffling about having the heaviest graft in Liverpool
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Give some arl woman in r street a lift the bingo before an forgot to film it/post it on Instagram. Absolute waste of time 😒
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@FutbolMoe
@DutchGini
‘Perfect’ apart from the: heavy violence, female genital mutliation and general treatment of women & other minorities, views on slavery, death by stoning for refusing to be Muslim and last but not least pedophilia 👍🏻
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@pickwickpick
@RadioRayhan
@ange1ee
The NHS is fucked. The justice system is fucked. The roads are fucked. State pensions are fucked. The only people truly benefiting are those who don’t pay tax.
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@paul_0l
@TomJacobsen7
Hahahahaha imaging getting legged all over Bootle an still posting the video 🤣🤣 fuckin bacon
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@James_trig
@JoeeJT
‘Sacrifice’ look at her Instagram she probably had to stop doing Charlie for a month
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@msleenah
I’d never lay a finger on my bird unless it was for sexy time, but if you as a woman I’ve never met attacked me you better believe you’re getting ye jaw rocked. Don’t put your hands on people if you don’t want tha smoke 🤷🏼♂️
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@CoutureEc
@craqmatica
@KMJeezy
They were wearing gold hoops in Ancient Persia. Didn’t realise Hip Hop dated back to 500 BC
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Every bird ye speak to on social media is a catfish kid keep yer head up
Been speakin to a lad for a bit now an he’s just went “I don’t think I could speak to a bird too good lookin I’d feel like they were too out me league” 🥲🥲🥲🥲 I will never know peace again HAHAHAHA
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@amc1878
Lad when u told me u we’re gonna slice ye leg to get birds on Twitter I didn’t believe ye. Sick man
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If there was ever a tweet to symbolise the death of Twitter this is it. “Ooo look at me I prefer a starter to a desert I’m SO controversial” just grow up and get all three you little fart
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