Probably gonna start a cum counter on a thread below this post, in part to spread the love to the amazing accounts that make me shoot my goo, and partly to replace the fact that you can't perv on my likes tab anymore 😜
@Safehealthygoon
Longest and nastiest sessions always seem to be on Discord for me. Tele great for sorting smut, but never really met anyone directly from there, maybe that's just me tho
It's beautiful that there's almost no footage of her fucking someone normally anymore.
She's a great example of how porn works -- we wanna see her on her knees, tits getting fucked and cum dripping off her, so that's what she does and almost never uses her pussy or asshole!
Cum counter: 3️⃣
Shot my load ABSURDLY hard to this late last night and then immediately passed tf out lol. Forgot how long and deep I goon when the wife is away 😈😈
I still enjoy posting to this but most of my orgasms go unposted. Because usually I don't actually cum to the nasty, amazing thing I was watching.
Most of the time I finish some kind of hot sweaty blowbang, and then immediately cum to a random 7/10 pic of an ass cheek
Probably gonna start a cum counter on a thread below this post, in part to spread the love to the amazing accounts that make me shoot my goo, and partly to replace the fact that you can't perv on my likes tab anymore 😜
@loser_for_porn
Sex and porn are two different things, each of which are a unique experience and have their own reward. It's like they're in two different parts of the brain -- you may even fuck this chick and then find that you want to immediately jack off to the thought of it!
You need to be creeping in public, you need to be getting worse, you need to be getting visibly hard in the produce section for her big jiggly cotton candy blue ass 💙💙
Gonna make a little thread of this timeless woman being such a gorgeous, hot babe, because I can barely contain my admiration and desire. (This thread was inspired by
@P0lePumper
)
5️⃣
I've obviously cum to so many things since I last updated this, but I felt like I didn't have anything crazy exciting to share.
... And then I saw this. Oh my god.
If you ever want to totally fuck me up btw, the way to do it is Anya ❤️
Remember when everyone got mad at each other due to the whole debate abt whether women dress provocatively at the gym, and whether men can be forgiven for looking if that's the case?
I do not have that problem, because I just remorselessly stare and perv out 🥵🥵🥵
@c0cksp1tlov3r
She has to know she's turned herself into a sex object, right? Like how can she look in the mirror every morning and not go "I've turned my body into a constantly jiggling pile of filthy, plapping MEAT"
I don't care if you know me irl and jerk off to my porn, as long as your respectful! I'm going to treat anyone who's disrespectful to me like a weirdo, duh 😂 it's that simple!
The humiliation kink just doesn't work on me. I read something like this (from a pretty pornwhore who's POSTING the pics of course) and the only response in my brain is "yeah, because 'normal' is really boring lol."
I say this as someone who could take or leave the foot thing.
@xALPHAzzOMEGAx
... And we all found weird obscure cam sites and jerked off in really private chat rooms at a slow and chill pace for hours. I don't have problems with it expanding to more diverse groups, sexualities, etc., but a side effect is that the fetishes have gotten WAY out there.
@loser_for_porn
Feel the same way -- I've got enough boners and sperm to go around, I'm more than ready to spread the love both IRL and online and I see no reason to limit myself!
The amazing thing about Lisa is that, after all these years of jerking and cumming to some of the nastiest filth imaginable, her giant, round, tanned tits are still one of the most incredible sights in porn. That weird, leathery skin, her perfect tummy phat... NGGFH PERFECT
For those who haven't been into "this" for as long as me, this is how EVERY gooner used to talk. It was so hot, at least for straight men.
You'd go onto the Jobuds subreddit (RIP) and there was a guy named "gooooonpump", and he wrote this way. We all talked like this eventually.
@xALPHAzzOMEGAx
To be *totally* honest, the gooning thing was a lot more fun when the ingroup was really small. I've kinda said this before, but the old JoBuds subreddit was basically a few thousand chill guys kinda like you, maybe 100 women (who were all pervs and weren't looking for $$$)...