My hooman finally made me a Twitter account. Let the fun begin! #CorgiCrew #Corgi #Dog

Frens! Today I devised a new bit of sass! "If you don't got food, I'm not in the mood!" What do you think? I've already used it like a thousand times today. I love using the hoomans' language against them 🤗 #CorgiCrew

It's a Butt Hanging off the Bed kind of Saturday. Hope everyone is enjoying some nice R&R. 😴 #CorgiCrew

Frens! The hombre is showing me all the Alien films in order so we can be ready when Romulus comes to streaming, and I had a scary thought! They don't make treats which burst out of your tummy after you eat them, right?! 😱 I mean, that's just a crazy idea...right? 🫣 #CorgiCrew

@TacoCat2012 Are you saying that while hooman engineering has put those floofless doofuses on the moon, it hasn't progressed to the point where it can handle a corgi booty? 🤔

Frens, rate the cuteness level of my reaction to my hoomans going upstairs while telling me to wait a minute. Pretty devastating, right? 😌 Though, sometimes I worry that it's too much? 🤔 Upon experiencing the intensity of it, they could collapse and tumble down the stairs 😬

@MidgeAndSusie Fren, surely you jest. My hoomans are much too well trained not to bring a bag of treats with them wherever we go 😌

@HerbertCorgi 😲 Fren, you are speaking like a dictator... 🤔 I like it! 😈

@TacoCat2012 I have to continuously keep my ferocity in check, lest I rend the earth. 😌

Frens, if you eat fishies, that doesn't automatically make you a cat, right? Asking for a friend 🫣 #CorgiCrew

Frens, is it for real for real that you have to leave medicated shampoo in your fluff for multiple minutes? Or are the hoomans just lampooning me once again?? 🤨 #CorgiCrew

@jenphelan3 @bunsenbernerbmd Fren, could you pick me up some treats from the store on your next flight? 😋🙏

@Gatsby_thecorgi Recommend the cheapest to your hoomans, fren. More money left over for treats!💪

Frens, I recently watched a documentary by Stephen King about how cats steal your soul by huffing your breath while you sleep. That was scary enough, but I've recently come across photographic evidence that hoomans practice the same dark arts! How worried should I be?? 😨

The other key? Have a good First Mate who you can rely on in a cat pirate attack, or when it's time to take a nappy nap. It helps if he will also work for snuggles

@TacoCat2012 The hoomans call them fish, but I know the truth. They have tails, they dart around in the murky blackness always just out of sight! 😨 They're cats, or my name isn't Mr. Puppy!

@laurammathis @TacoCat2012 I'm wearing that one but in red in my pfp! But we didn't bring it because I hate all water except what I can sip from a little bowl