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1God° Demographer° Researcher° MindOverMatter° Kaizen° Chepa_Jecha👑° @Arsenal° 🎶 @Vybz_Official👑 @PopcaanMusic @MasickaMusic @THEGREATJAHMIEL @winkydonline👽
Salisbury, Rhodesia
Joined July 2019
Womanising is an expensive business with no profit but only losses. Don't invest in it. Get a good wife and build a family.
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Mukawona Cole Palmer uyu achitiza mapurisa ekanzuru munonzwa tsitsi 😂😂😂
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Kubva 2019 muchingoti "yaah General vazo tsamwa manje" 😂😂😂
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Nobody can defraud you if you're poor.
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Musha mukadzi 😭😭.
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Her: Handichakude you are too childish. Me: Usati waenda hona ndichiita kunge ndafa.
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Do you remember this meeting, discussions about how miracle money could be channelled in the system🙌🏽😭😂😂
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This link up was so random, it's just vibes on vibes. Uri kuwona kunakidzwa kuri kuita Tammy uko yah ndizvo zvinenge zvichiitwa munhu wako naBesty wake😭😂😂😂
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So they threatened to burn the Nash Paints Factory and went on to do it without shame. Think of how many jobs that have been lost here. If things don't change this year that's a wrap no hope for Zimbabwe ever again 😥
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Munenge muchingo sekenyeka sekenyeka about everything on this app. Chii chiri kusekesa ipapa? 🚮.
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I don't know man I honestly don't know about you but these type of comedians can miss me 👍🏽
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Haa ingoitai zvamunoda boys chero mukasa shanda chero makatoti tibude muno tese bhoo hanti makarwa hondo👍🏽.
This week, my Cabinet Ministers were sworn in. This is the government that will bring prosperity to Zimbabwe. This is the government working for you 🇿🇼
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Crush yeNyika shuwa ndizvo zvawakazo tifungira here izvi Patricia, koo takakutadzirei horaiti kana takatadza wakadii kuti titaurirane. Makorokoto kwacho 😭😭
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What is your best statement from any of these fantastic 4: 🔞
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Him: Babe who paid for your VIP ticket?.Her: Love stop the drama, go look for a glass so that I can pour Hennessy for you.
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I don't understand how people continue to have children yet they are already struggling to take care of 1 child🤔.
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Unpopular opinion:.Tinaboi Zw has replaced Ray Vines and with better content 🤌🏽
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We used to do this when we whre kids. Little did we know that it was training 😂😂😂
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Okay mari inobhadharwa nevanhu yeAIDS Levy irikuita basa rei kana tichiti US funding ndiyo yakabata nyika ku provision of ARVs. You see whre the root problem is muri kutobvisa mari yekuti vanhu vabatsirike but iri kutenga hayo maRaptor. This country and it's citizens are cooked🤦🏾♂️.
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I'm not a prophet, but the person reading this will be successful 💯🙏🏽.
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Chicken Inn registered 14 year old Awakhiwe Tshalibe for the upcoming Premier League season. The future National Team captain👏🏽
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Ukango funga kuti there are people who refused to get that Covid vaccine and nothing happened to them health wise unobva wanyatsoona kuti we are living in a controlled world 😂😂😂.
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You know when we talk about principles having some moral code you believe in and won't even curve it for no one. This guy is an example 🙌🏽
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Maturity is when u understand that no man is dating one woman no matter how innocent he looks 💀😂😂😂.
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Mushikashika was there kusati kwauya maExJap aya tichiri kukura and ichi ndicho changa chiri chibaba ichi.
This is the car which gave birth to mushikashika in Zimbabwe😂😂😂
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No one is benching Thomas Partey at Arsenal as long as he is fit. Let that sink in MFs.
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Cricket iyi takakura tichiiona paZTV tichitozviti ana Henry Olonga kana takutamba mustreet, zvekufunga kuti people are supporting this sport because of pressure ndezveku weta. People are making noise because the team is playing munege muchida kuti vaite noise kusina magames. MBWA.
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Zvinonzi "muri kushandisa swipe here kana kuti cash" havamboti "muri kushandisa differentiation kana here kuti integration".
Hazvishamisike kuona pano pane munhu asingagone differentiation ne integration.
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Ngaachi tsvage anomu nyorera masongs Master H uyu, it's normal to have ghost writers we have a lot of good song writers ana Freeman, Delroy Shewe, Nicky Genius etc. It's like akuramba achiimba chinhu 1 and he needs to change that sooner than later. There I said it 👍🏽.
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Patricia type yevakadzi vaiita kuti varume vakudhara varombe vachida kutsigisa musha 🙌🏽😂😂😂
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Kungo wonererwa hako pano asi ava vanga vari mukoma wako 😂😂😂
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Master of Science in Demography. Dedicating this to my late young brother, I hope you are proud of me wherever you are 🕊️
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Moses promising the children of Israel nyika ine huchi nemukaka 😭
Imagine bible characters were Zimbabweans😂.
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The Gaffa launching in Mbare muden maCalaz imomo and at the biggest venue there not ku Stordat. Haa mukoma ndimukoma 😂😂😂.
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Maskiri BLUE MOVIE Album is one of the best Zim Hip Hop projects. Madam Mombeshora, Tambudzai 🔥
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Guys what's your take on becoming friends after a breakup. Zviriko here or munenge muchinyeperana?.
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When money is no longer a problem, may our health not fail us 🙏🏽.
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@RealTalkFadzie Hamuterere tenga kaHonda Fit kako munhu unakirwe nemari yako. On a serious not you might not recover the money but if you want to proceed marrying this girl just know you will be staying with a selfish woman and you will be always crying.
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Ngwere influence in the music industry must be stopped aaah WTF 😂😂😂😂😂
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My country is a circus and we are all clowns because wtf😭🙌🏽
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Saka muri kuti if all of us had supported Kamala Harris from here musikana aigona kuhwina here 😭😂😂😂
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Uka teedzera ma Social Media standards you will question you whole existence on Earth. Imagine coming online woona Tweet rakanzi "Ice-cream date haiite" apa iwe uri kutobika sadza nematemba akasara nezuro kuti udye urare😭😂😂
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Haa inhamo hayo asi mmm maBoss akadi haasiriwo anenge achinamatirwa nevanhu 🙌🏽😂😂😂.
Tomorrow, I will be making some tough decisions regarding employees whose actions resulted in significant losses for Hatiperi Pvt Ltd in 2024. Unfortunately, this will involve terminating the contracts of those responsible. I appreciate your understanding in this matter
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Getting $3000 padhiri rema Millions just feels illegal bro 😭
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🧔🏽: Hey babe did you buy the morning after pill?.👩🏽: Good night we love you😘.
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Do girls also admire boys and be like I must get this guy at all costs 😏.
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Apa unenge uri current husband Tytan, you cannot even complain kuti this is wrong because unogona kungonzi bvisa underwear yandaka kutengera😂😂😂
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My favorite Newcastle player, South American thug, haana rakanyanya raanenge achirova but ane rakanyanya raanenge achirova 🫡😂😂.
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@ShadayaKnight As one of the most loved footballers this one needs a 3 day global fasting and prayer session 🤞🏽.
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Makambo isirwa nano coating pama phone kaimi muchibhadhara chaizvo?
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How tf do you call mumwe murume "mama" fokof nezvima zita zvenyu 😂😂😂.
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Hwamanda ichatosvika pakurira muchingo nhonga malikes paTwitter nana MakD 😭😭.
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The Dictator. Club owner, Club captain and player, club bus driver, Club Chairman, Assistant coach etc
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Vana vevhu makamboka shandisaka aka haa mutoriwo maComrades asina kumbo bata pfuti chete 😂😂😂
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Hanzi madii kutenga necklace or perfume musina kutenga STOVE. Haa ndonzwira vana vamunounza panyika tsitsi imagine mwana achiyamwa mukaka wedofo ndofunga unenge uchivava zvisingaite anozongo jaira hake nekufamba kwenguva 😭😭😭.
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As a man there is a certain age you should be more worried about making money and establishing yourself than having relationships and women problems🤞🏽.
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Bro Code 157:.A bro's sister is a no go, she is automatically your sister as well 😏.
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". nemasalads e$1 hapana kusiri kufa ndakutongo riska" 😭😂😂
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Dissing Tinashe Mugabe who is on holiday enjoying life iwe wakato mirira kuti magetsi adzoka udziise sadza hako🙌🏽😂😂😂.
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He lacked the basic qualifications to be in Football Administration, tambo nyarara uchi defender Mentee but izvi zveku bhora wakuzoti bhowa manje 😂😂😂.
You can cook Papa all the way you want, but Zim football has lost!. Someone who runs multiple businesses . Someone who is investing in local football . Someone building stadiums. Then you disqualify such a person because of an O-Level results . Nonsense
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Wakura waroora wonzwa mukadzi wako achiti mai vako vanoroya usavape mari kana kuvachengeta 🥺
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40.09% pass rate. Hanzi vanopasa sei vana vacho vachiitiswa ma subjects hobho kunge grade 7 inotsvagiswa basa. What's your take on the new curriculum?
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Congratulations to @winkydonline for being Internationally recognised as always. Blessed MaGaffa 🙏🏽
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"sorry I have a boyfriend, I can't give you my number and we can't continue with this conversation" Ladies is this so hard to say🤔.
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Some people can stay over 24 hours without receiving a call from anyone, and they're not even expecting any call. 🍻.
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Ndimu munoto Holy 10 haadiwe paTwitter chete saka mabhodhoro ayo ayi potserwa muTwitter Space here 😂😂😂.
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Ndinonzwa kufara kana ndichiona Ghetto Yout richi hwina in this life thing. "Voti Madede. 🎶"
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Do you ever miss your own energy. Like damn what happened to me 😒.
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@RealTalkFadzie *Nzwisisa kuti mari yave shoma.*He can never have the same love for those 3 as his own child.*At least be grateful he is taking care of the kids haana kuti he is nolonger paying for them.*Kana baba vevana ava vari vapenyu please put the same energy on him to take care of his kids.
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Winning International Awards isn't for everyone, itai henyu zvema NAMA nema Star FM Awards haticha wanikwa that league anymore. Congratulations Zimbabwe's Finest #ChiExtra 🐐
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Don't be a gentleman to other people's women while you are a monster to yours🤨.
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It's sad to be an example of "chikoro hachina basa tarisa nhingi akadzidza but akatoomerwa ne life". To all the job seekers GOD will open doors just keep pushing 🙏🏽.
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Have you ever been in a relationship where by you feel like you are just forcing your partner to love you?.
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Women will break your heart and still check up on you 🙌🏽.
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Heee 5000k imari here yaari kuchema chema but vamwe venyu muchangoenda mahara ipo pano, vamwe makatoenda mahara futi ipo pano, vamwe hapana kwamucha enda futi ipo pano 😂😂😂.
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People really think life ine script or some form of blueprint everyone should follow 😂😂😂.
You have no business marrying and fathering children when you are still broke. Munhu ngaatange ava financially stable first.
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Denver "Mundikumbuke" Mukamba coming from collecting his usual Post-Match offerings from the @OfficialDynamos faithful supporters 👏🏽
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@RealTalkFadzie Bro you said a lot of things zvekuti I ended up getting confused. Marriage, lesbians, lawyers, threats, church, abortions, podcast, family, friends, community, mother, police report, Arnold, toxic, emotions . Breath in and out mira kubaka baka chiiko uri kutya Summit here.
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