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Bisexual autistic robot. He/him.

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@ThomasThorbur11 Nah, if he got what he deserved he'd still be in prison.
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@NicholasPascar5 Idk Dr. Strange 2 had that falling apart world and that really cool music fight.
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@girldrawsghosts WB may need Harry Potter, but we don't. Let the franchise die; it was never that good to begin with and its legacy will always be tied to a terrible human being.
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@SummonerFlash This is far worse.
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@milkydraws888 Yeah Ch'p did this in the Injustice comics.
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@johncardillo @GavinNewsom Bro do you not know how HIV is transmitted? He is outside and there is one person within 6 feet of him; he is following guidelines.
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You can make a love letter to a franchise and do something new, for example:
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No more love letters to the franchise. Fans can write the love letters. Go do something new with the franchise
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@GreatCheshire And it has Chris Evans in a nice sweater.
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@girldrawsghosts Also like all the characters making fun of Hermione for trying to end slavery.
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@AxoDumDoodles If there were "Thanos was right" people then there are 100% snap deniers.
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@CaptainCarten That's not true, J.K. would have named him "Richard Leatherwood".
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@hates_place I fucking love how The Boys managed to make a great tv show out of a shitty edgelord comic.
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@theogdaredevil Bully Maguire, even if I die it would be funny.
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@acrossthestrs No that's been debunked. And do you really think they sat in make up for hours and kept looking at his ear and didn't notice?
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@hiddenhush You fight like five of them in this game alone.
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@TheStanos This isn't even his worst ship.
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@stevendeknight Should have also had this.
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@strike_dr His plan was just to turn him into part of that minority group, he got lucky the machine didn't work properly and turned the guy into goop. I think the funnier and more realistic thing would have been the guy secretly already being a mutant.
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@mrmartincheese @MCU_Direct The first two movies are bland and the second one is the most forgettable MCU movie. Ragnarok is fantastic, actually gives Thor some character development, has a unique look and feel, and actually made people give a shit about Thor.
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@ShadowTodd This is really wild to me as someone who had no idea who James Somerton was 12 hours ago.
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@NicholasPas5 Why the fuck does Kraven get this and Venom and Carnage get PG-13?
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@RedLReviews Also Tera, that alone was more fucked up than anything I can remember Shredder doing.
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@AnneComics I think it is a cheap, but still effective way to do it; and it shows what it would look like to a regular person.
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@Snelldor Rogue had to earn her white streak in the first movie, and Apocalypse made Storm have white hair in the same movie; they just really feel the need to have reasons for them to have different hair in these movies.
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@GunnerDobbins "Fuck I threw literally all my drones at Thor and he's still going."
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@cheryllynneaton You can not have Magneto not be a Holocaust survivor and still have him be Magneto. It is that core to his character.
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@notfunEman Incorrect. The funniest joke in the Raimi Spider-Man movies is this.
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@Marc53295108 @therealsupes Peter and MJ are never even together for a whole movie, and all three movies have at least one love triangle. They actually have the worst on screen relationship of the three CBM Spider-Man continuities.
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@Trey_Explainer Dude probably had to open even hidden compartment when he couldn't find something.
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@bigmonkeong Idk tiny Scientology man being theater cucked by Barbie is really fucking funny.
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@jane_trademark Yeah I mean the joke is a bit obvious but its nice that they made fun of her. Also this must have been a fairly new one because I don't remember this.
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@SuperMutantSam1 @GunnerDobbins This show was fantastic, it was so weird and wonderful.
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@captaincupkicks I get so mad when people say Love and Thunder looked like shit.
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@jeremylovesyall Why are you body shaming the man?
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@ShadowTodd I hate how people like her act like JK is just being bullied for no reason. As if she didn't invite it by using her money and influence to spew hate.
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@JoojL234 @SummonerFlash This isn't from a movie, this isn't a bad line, and All-Star Superman is one of the best Superman comics ever made.
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@CBMovieFan Cut to Batman beating himself up and then locking himself in Arkham for pushing drugs.
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@GeorgeSjostrom You have that backwards, he'd be so mad that Spider-Man tells better jokes than him.
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@Vaughanilla_Ice The MCU has shown exactly why he was wrong, and of the two leaders of the teams at the end of the film; Tony was the one being an emotional man child who just wanted to kill a guy while Cap just drops the shield because he's done with Tony's shit.
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@LuthenRailed I bet somehow in his head he's like "Yeah! This is so much better than that Disney shit!" When he's about to drop something that's going to make the Star Wars Holiday Special look like fucking Citizen Kane.
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@VenomDbd Homelander has lost every fight he's been in that wasn't against a regular person or someone way weaker than him/wasn't expecting it. Dude would get bodied by Strange, Wanda, Carol, Thanos, or Hulk. People seem to think Homelander is actually as powerful as Supes, he isn't close.
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@Superherotalk18 I'm so fucking mad this incredible show got canceled for a far worse version.
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@The_GM_is_God Just use them. Danny can be whoever the villain is.
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@UrMyGuonderguol @UsUnitedJustice @hawkofkrypton Isn' this supposed to be you Lex Luthor?
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@NicholasPas5 I still don't know if this is about a guy who "sucks" as in "is a terrible person" or sucks as in "is bad at everything". First movie is the former, second is the latter.
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@NicholasPascar5 George Lucas made a joke about Jar Jar stepping in poop, its fine.
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@BushTalksComics He literally wrote in his comics that he lost roles to rumors of being gay and they called him slurs.
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@NicholasJLevi @floofboyftw I feel like Steve has helped.
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@Swordfish978 A lightning strike has a chance to do the funniest thing.
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@Siahgotnext @SummonerFlash "Oh no my mom got kidnapped, better abandon all hope in humanity! Oh fuck it still says hope on my chest I look like an idiot."
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@GunnerDobbins This is also funny to me because they are essentially describing how we touch, because we don't technically touch anything; there is always space between the two objects.
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@Ella_Belina @girldrawsghosts She's literally a Holocaust denier.
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@theserfstv Maybe we should do a think like "While we're airing out dirty laundry, anyone else had to deal with a popular artist or creator doing things like this?" So we could just find everyone at once. Nothing has been proven yet, but with the amount of people coming forward its not good.
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@InternetJulian Nah they should rush a Batman sequel, that always goes well.
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@SummonerFlash Yes. Superman would never say something like this. Its shit writing and not understanding the core of the character.
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@KeyWatkins51299 "They recast Pietro" is still my favorite.
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@DiscussingFilm Yeah because comparing one slap to a case of domestic violence that ended in two murders isn't the kind of joke that got him slapped in the first place or anything.
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@NicholasPascar5 Does that pose just kill you?
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@hiddenhush They will literally be like "Wow they added gay characters now." as if Jack Harkness hasn't been in since probably before they even started watching. Its so weird how they just don't seem to be watching the actual show.
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@YongYea As someone who has spent hundreds of hours playing Oblivion, as soon as I saw him I was like
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@tsspmthings Also if they are going to count bad movies made way before he was involved, DC without Snyder can also be...
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@ShadowKnightDK I still think its so funny that by making the scene like this in DoFP they showed how absurdly powerful he is; and had to write him out of most of the movies he's in or there would be no conflict.
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@SirGobbersworth If I remember correctly they didn't want to bring her in so early but the one episode she showed up was so popular they had to keep bringing her back.
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@Mutant_Menace Idk if you mean the actress or the character, but making Magik racist was just unacceptable to me.
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@ChrystalWRox Kevin made a beautiful and sad comic where he literally tells the audience he lost roles because he didn't hide his sexuality enough in his private life.
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@NebsGoodTakes This would be so cool if the car actually touched her.
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@amadcartoonist This is actually what Injustice Superman does in the comics, they throw Parasite or Bizzaro at him and he just throws them into the sun.
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@ArkhamNumb This is pretty close.
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@Cryptic_Memes_ The idea that he wants to kill Aquaman as a hyperfixation, and not because Aquaman let his dad die is so fucking funny.
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@TrilbeeReviews I always read comedians saying "You can't say jokes without offending anyone." as "I can't make fun of marginalized groups and go unchecked anymore." You can still write offensive things if they aren't punching down. Look at stuff like Its Always Sunny.
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@mvbrat91 This, the Angel scene, and the discussion about the "cure" would have been so good in a good X-Men movie.
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@Trey_Explainer @pixel_axel Imagine having steel armor and guns and then watching as 20 of your buddies just get wrecked by some dude in in a furry costume.
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@Icarus7000 Maybe he's testing to see how smart Beast is?
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@DiamondSpiderP Even back in the first movie he wasn't just putting on the mask, because it wasn't even a mask it was a helmet. This pic shows them doing it later with Andrew's costume.
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@TangoTeds Alternatively
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@NicholasPas5 I think he'd be a good choice for a Batman that already has five kids, he's about the right age. At the very least I'm fine with him continuing to voice Batman in animated stuff because he's done a great job with that.
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@NicholasPas5 Winter Soldier should be there instead.
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@ComicGirlAshley Juggernaut won't even fight him anymore lol. This is why its so funny to see "X character could beat Spider-Man in a fight." like they just don't understand he has literal precognition and is really hard to hit.
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@wizardingnews @girldrawsghosts Yeah. Goblins, most wizards being cool with slaves, and all the adults letting Harry live in and keep going back to an abusive home are some of the big ones. Oh and Harry naming his kid after a former Nazi and incel who tortured him.
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@GreatCheshire That's because most people's exposure to Batman are the movies and the Arkham game. Justice League Unlimited has my favorite Batman scene in it, and it perfectly shows how much Batman cares.
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@epidermiosis @SummonerFlash If the symbol of hope is hopeless then he's a shit symbol of hope. Especially when its not like Injustice where like most of who he knew and loved died; he's just being a big baby about some people being mean.
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@SummonerFlash Not at all. Him not liking Krypton is perfectly reasonable given Zod and all the bullshit. They made Krypton shit so it makes sense in context he doesn't give a shit about it. But Superman being sad doesn't mean he should say something so hopeless, especially when they did this
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@DomainDead Also him in Xena.
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@primusibi PG-13. It isn't even the most gruesome death in Transformers movies.
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The way TJ Miller's character dies in Transformers 4 is so crazy
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@GunnerDobbins Remember that awesome spear fight between The Mountain and The Viper? We could have had something like that.
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@catwithbeneflts The joke was never that funny, but it can be. Everyone go see it and make it beat Avatar at the box office and watch James Cameron loose his fucking mind.
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@H0TSH0TFPS @acrossthestrs They left it in because George liked the piercing.
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@StephieSparda Also he didn't "correct his mistake", he edited a video and tried to hide that he stole the script.
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@myelessar I don't think people understand how hard it is for Colbert to not talk to him about LoTR, that's like Colbert's favorite thing. Peter Jackson said Colbert knows more about LoTR than him.
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@GunnerDobbins Rogue has so little time devoted to this plot point too, like its just barely there and this scene is like the only discussion we get about it. They also spend so little time talking about how quickly the "cure" is weaponized.
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@Black_Exxorcist @EnjoyerFive I will only accept this if we call every Flash, Green Lantern, and Ghost Rider something different and also stupid. Some ideas for different Ghost Riders: Head On Fire Man, Daredevil, Etrigon the Demon, Vengeance, Spirit Rider, Spooky Fire Vroom Vroom Man.
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@ScreenBingest It really is, that one actually made me sad; the Superman one just pissed me off.
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@NicholasPas5 He really isn't, and that's not what makes him unique.
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@bigmonkeong The fact that like every Terminator has spoiled a twist in the fucking trailers blows my mind.
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@GunnerDobbins Maybe we should have a whole group of people get together and rate games to make sure that games are rated for specific age groups.
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