Olufemi Osasona
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Business Change & Transformation Expert. Lean 6 Sigma Green (IASSC) & Black Belt. Business Analyst and Real estate expert. Follow my biz on IG @LekkiMetrohomes
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I’ll be deleting my account. If you are trying to reach me, please reach out to me via email at olufemiosasona
@gmail
.com. For business, LekkiMetroHomes
@gmail
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I’ve checked everywhere online to see publications or research work done by this man that is related to digital tech or comms that makes him deserving of a Ministerial appointment in communications and Digital tech. I’ve found nothing. All I’ve seen are Islamic publications
Document shows how Pantami plotted assassination of former Kaduna Governor Patrick Yakowa
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@SimonJWoodUK
Publicly shaming a customer that asked for a complimentary dessert on their special day is so ghetto. She asked nicely and with courtesy. Could have used this to show empathy and score cheap points with it. It's just a f**cking Tiramisu ffs🤣
Chef needs Cusomer service training
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Japa is money. People don’t talk enough about how much u av to spend to get to leave to a country that actually counts. I’m not talking about going to UAE.
It cost huge money to relocate to a good country, sometimes it even takes all d money in ur account & have to start afresh
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Have you been buying lands in the Ibeju Lekki axis of Lagos? Cheap cheap lands right and you probably thought everything is good? Well i hate to break it to you, There are no cheap lands in Lagos. If it is cheap, there are risks involved. I'll explain.
Thread!!!!!!!
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Hello Yewande, this is my property for sale in Banana Island. It's a 6bedroom detached duplex going for 650M. Would be nice if your anon can talk to me via DM, I'm ready to give a 5% discount
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@ShokiShortStuff
When you don't have the holy spirit and cannot be bothered about reading the bible, you will come up with different entertainment piece to make your gullible followers come back every Sunday. Man became a Pastor by chance and saw the multi million dollar opportunity and took it
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Wizkid is blessed with people around him tho. This DJ tunes na agba. 3 in one. DJ, hypeman, MC.
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@Mr_Lu3se
Lmaoo getting humans to do their job and making sure impediments are removed in projects are serious tasks. You wouldn’t know until your work in an organisation carrying out projects without a project manager. Lmaoo it’s always chaossss
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@SimonJWoodUK
Lmao, if you are roasting a customer for their special occasion because of a £4.50 tiramisu or lemon meringue, it just says a lot about your business. Even if you can't provide, can you respond with grace and empathy, instead of coming to kikiki about it on Twitter.
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@VillageParrot
@Seriousist_
My brother, any helicopter crash in Nigeria na Assassination. Forget am. A top flying officer has mentioned this before codedly
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@proudnursemj
@akinsmanstar01
Unmarried people are actually the worst people to get advice about marriage from. Supporting the partner is a choice for the wife! She can decide to do it or decide not to.. 😂you are having a laugh
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Many people are too consume with the idea of owning a plot of land so sometimes feel too elated to do due verifications before making payment. In this thread, i will tell you how a survey plan search, an essential land check can save you from land trouble. THREAD👇👇👇
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@sisi_alagboeko
@Dlaureate
Wait! You think evil perpetrators are aliens? They are the people you see everyday now. When Yoruba say Eyinkule ni Ota wa, inule ni asheni ngbe, they meant that shit
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@badmanways
Lmaooo before you throw your own people away with the bath water. Remember the scenario will most likely end the same way if the story was flipped to the Igbo’s. We need to find out why we are so divided along ethnic lines. Especially with the older adults (our parents mostly)
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@Benn_X1
Lmaooo madness. The way Yahoo entered my eye in my 2007/8, it was the reign of Honda Accord (popularly called baby boy then). I was 17 but wanted one. I had friends doing it and collecting dollars, I have enough funds to buy hours in cyber cafe but I never did despite it
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I’ve lost count of the number of people I know who have fallen victim to this. Most of these cult like Christian groups have a back for black Africans majorly. No idea why they are always after black Africans
My Nigerian friend in Edinburgh joined this Asian bible study group a year ago. I noticed that any small free time she had, she was on Zoom doing bible study and prayer sessions with them.
Na last week e finally clear for her eye say na Korean Egbẹ́ òkùnkùn she join😂😂😭😭😭😭
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@toornie
@dondekojo
They put those guys there to carry out their secret agendas and politics and put the ones that are actually deserving in charge of nonsense ministries where they will be incapacitated. A solid case of Honorable Sunday Dare
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@Zeebaby__X
Shawarma for 10,000? Teetos sharwarma beside Ebeano on Admiralty way use to be 1500naira in 2021. With mix chicken and beef plus 2 sausage.
10k for shawarma keh!
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18. When excision is finally given, d land is no longer under
#Government
acquisition & processing of C of O (Certificate of Occupancy) is possible.
Wth this little point of mine, i hope i've bn able to convince & not confuse you to understand what u buy b4 you buy what you buy.
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What’s this posh Zimbabwean accent mixed with a lieru British accent fgs?
The fine face didn’t even allow me hear the gist, what did you say happened to Lampard?
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I never wanted to vote but after Watching GEJ's rally speech today, I shed tears. Am getting my PVC 2moro unfailingly. I must vote out GEJ
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Please if you are in Lekki and want some gbas gbos this night, pls hit me up o. Aye Celibacy ma baje ni. Otutu yi poooor😭😭😭😭
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@cagey09
@birchsong
@SimonJWoodUK
Lmaoo talking about customer entitlement when restaurants basically expect you to give tips.
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In all these comments now, nobody is advising the lady to eat more fruits and a lot of fibre rich foods? Shit is not meant to be so hard to the point of not flushing, does she drink water? Life is hard as rock already, your shit shouldn't be too
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@IamViktoras
@DrJoeAbah
Lol Dr thinks there are actually some people in Computer village that understands the concept of penetration testing of an iPhone than the penetration testers at Apple. Are we overrating this computer village guys?
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@NwaBabyOne
Atimes, you people need to realize that doing business in Nigeria is d absolute ghetto. There is pressure on your boss 99.99% of d time and some pressure can throw u off balance. Cut them some slack but if u feel abuse, move on to another company to see if it’s a different story
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@datcapitano
Like Kogi state wey no get road. From the beginning of the state to the end, no where has good roads. Unsafe death traps with people so battered with poverty that 2000naira is a life changing money
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@JimohRapport
Certificates wey many of them Dey buy. Almost all Naija politicians get certificate from Harvard and Stanford. Lmaoo scammers
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@chu_chu_ezekwem
It’s always been like this. It’s best to focus on the marriages that are filled with love and respect. I see so many around and I strongly believe it is possible here too.
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To be honest, cheating is d fairest way to look at what he did but if we are being honest, what he did is even worst than cheating. Trying to take advantage of a young girl dt needs help is a terrible thing to do. And this is what many lecturers do in Naija Universities
Genuinely feel for Chisom's wife though. Having to stand by someone that was completely ready to cheat on you. I can't even imagine.
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As the day goes by, these SARS guys will continue to get bolder because of silence from the needed people.
SARS arrested someone in Vi and took him to their base in egbeda. Like WTF!!! They tried it with me, wanted to take me from lekki to lere, thank God for AkoNaUche I jumped out when they got to a police checkpoint in lekki and started screaming Kidnappers.
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@CrackheadClyne
@TherealBDMoy
@DeadlineDayLive
@bbcsport_david
Lol 1 month younger than Sanchez actually
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You will know year 2000 children from their tweets
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@birchsong
@SimonJWoodUK
I'm not even saying grant the request but why is he making it like its a big deal. Just respond to the customer why you can't honor the request and thank them for their services or perhaps put a nice little incentive for them to enjoy their day. The experience will forever linger
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@diaryofa9jagirl
Nigerians demonise adoption so much but end up snatching other people's baby up from baby factories and hospitals. At the end of the day, our culture mixed with religious tradition is a terrible combo.
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This is one of the disadvantage of staying in big men area as a poor man. They are sharing relief food everywhere now but they will never come to Lekki 1😭😭
How am I going to survive next week now???
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rich billionaires around the world have noticeable businesses plastered globally to make their billions. Rich billionaires in Nigeria only operates in Nigeria🤣 cos that’s the only place they can manage a business and become billionaires by fronting for politicians
The world’s 8 richest non-Americans:
🇫🇷 Bernard Arnault: $183 billion
🇮🇳 Mukesh Ambani: $108 billion
🇲🇽 Carlos Slim: $101 billion
🇫🇷 Francoise Bettencourt Meyers: $97 billion
🇮🇳 Gautam Adani: $96 billion
🇪🇸 Amancio Ortega: $85 billion
🇨🇳 Zhong Shanshan: $62 billion
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So beardless people like us can have beautiful girlfriends too. Its not over for me
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@_Nnamudi
Is that not the car they gave a lot of access bank guys??? Lmaoo times are hard brother, all man dey hustle
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@chubi_4_u
@Wizarab10
A lot of Christian’s in Africa go to church because of the promises of breakthrough (financial, marital, spiritual) by their pastors, not because of the genuine intention to fellowship with God. If NSPPD changes their doctrine today from promise of curse binding and financial
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@Laurestar
@AdekuoroyeSola
@lhurd_rhymez
But really, what kind of people do we have in Govt. They say End SARS, this one said in your dreams. No wonder Buhari is silent. Remember you too have children madam Lauretta. Pasan ta fi noh iyale, ounbe Lori Aja fun iyawo.
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I have a room ensuite in a 3 bedroom flat for a working class FEMALE that is LIGHT SKIN. Its just before
@LBSNigeria
in a Serene environment and with superb finishing.
Rent: 400k p/a
You can DM if you have interest or call 08096771563
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@beatsbysarz
Sambaa, Sambaa, Koma rooo, Samba Samba.. Ja jooo.
That acoustic after that chorus line killed me everytime
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@solaadio
The people in church also have their children come back from school transformed. We should tackle the root cause of these problems and stop threatening people to serve God.
We have raised Christians who only serve God not for who he is but as a coping mechanism and for benefits
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Many women currently in Naija will av issues with this tweet but d ones who have been in those places will tell u categorically that their is not a single lie in dz tweet. Reality is different abroad. Getting husband or wife in western countries is d ghetto. For women especially
As a single Nigerian babe that moved to the US, Canada, or the West, you have to be conscious about getting a man, coz you can easily be carried away with making all that money, and wake up one morning alone in your 50s, with a house, car, no child, no partner. We live in
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@jagabanolu
@gaiuschibueze
Lmaoo bruh, I see this every time, and I remember David Hundeyin's tweet about Nigerians being one of the worst sets of people to educate with new information.
Nigeria mentality makes u think u need mopol to follow u around before you can be in some certain critical position.
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You definitely want to be in my apartment this Christmas. A beautiful ocean view 3bed well furnished apartment in VI for 100k per day (discount available for 2weeks upward booking). 24/7 Lituations, Ocean side Pool, ocean view apartment, GYM etc
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@waltercole81
@Bolu_007G
Lmaooo Nigerian politicians have no single new format. The format that was used in the 80’s will still be used in the next decade. Same format, same strategy, same OT. Nothing ever changes in Nigeria politics
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@ManUnitedZone_
Copenhagen to score 1 or 2 goals then, thanks my Idolo for updating my bet slip
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UK people cannot relate cos where are you going to see a house with bedrooms that can occupy this bedsize
You can buy a bed this big and she will still put her leg on you.
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Just wrote and cleared my CISA exam. 4 long hours.
Next up is Comptia Security +
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Your Pastor is labeled Community Penis by a member of the church. What exactly do they preach about in COZA?
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O wor shokoto kembeh re ibi Ija. I know God be looking at Tope Alabi like. Is that me??😂😂
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@peculiardinma
Wait, is this about music? Cos, how else are you supposed to DJ if not with your hands?
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@tobyasky
Nobody play guitar reach Dunsin for the whole of Ilorin that year. He was known everywhere amongst the biggest choirs. This was 2007, 08
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@UgochukwuAni2
@DrJoeAbah
Lmaoo only people who are still collecting money from their parents think real estate is a liability but crypto is not🤣🤣🤣
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Starter pack of every Owambe in d 90's😂😂
Most parents still av loads of currencies like dz stacked somewhere. Imagine using this to buy a
#Land
when they were still in vogue.
Invest in Assets. Assets Appreciate
Don't wait to buy land, buy land & wait!
@Gidi_Traffic
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@stunner_xoxo
Not a single soul is more jealous of single ladies who are getting money and enjoying themselves than married women who are in despicable marriages.
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@a__vanita
I need a buyer for this my Property in a choice area of Lekki phase one ASAP. I’m giving 1M Naira cash to anybody that brings me a buyer. It’s a 4 bedrooms fully detached house with BQ sitting comfortably on a 512sqms land.
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@Olohiremee
Celebs should not make money? It’s a billion dollar industry. They need to focus on it, maybe we can even start exporting some of those to other countries. My problem with us is just that the focus is always the Nigerian market because we are too easy to cajole so no effort is
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@Oluwa_Michael10
@naturalboifilmz
@Odulu_
@oloye__
Getting aroused from looking at something is psychology at work. It happens to every human.
I need valid data or findings to back up your claims or is this from the stables of Federal Bureau of Imaginary Statistics?
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@fellyfels10
@Brightgoldenboy
@blackboymagicc
Nigerians are the problem of Nigerians. These are the issues. Discrediting another persons experience base on assumption because it didn’t happen to you. Even the police officer did not discredit the guys claim cos he knows what the said unit if capable of. Let’s be having sense
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@ayemojubar
@Lytanwise
Buhari knows it will take Gods mercy to survive the virus if he ever contract it so his social distancing game now is A1. You won't find him anywhere till this whole pandemic is over
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@EniolaHu
@MzHorlabc11
Because Amala is black, a lot of people find it difficult to believe it came from a white yam. Black people getting racially profiled again
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Kaiii, these are horrifying stories coming from different reports against the Nigeria police. What's going on????? Why is there no investigations going on in the Nigeria Police. How did we turned blind eye and deaf ears to all these ugly trend as far back as 2009
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@iamherzeez
@Zaddy_nomso
Lol running cost, major problem but you see, getting a sensible team who shares your goal is the biggest problem. I can't count the number of businesses that have been run down bcos staffs were stealing money from the business or doing shady runs. Nigerians will ruin you
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@FinMinNigeria
@elonmusk
@Tesla
WTF is this bruh!!! This is beyond embarrassing. We have given Fraudsters government o. A verified government handle doing bambiala
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@jeevansanghera
@ESPNFC
Lmaoo go and tell Man City it was against Shaktar Donestk that their goal keeper is a Banker
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@NwaBabyOne
Lmaoo baba, this thing is not about 1 particular person again. Almost all 1 man business Dey like this. I use to think Nigerians are just bad people before but Omo, it is everywhere you go. That drives my conclusion that it’s more of the harsh business climate
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I hope most of the youths today dont make d mistakes of their fathers. I always tell my close guys. If any of you ever feel d need to buy a 3-4M naira car, please talk to me. I will show you a good 2M naira car and a land to invest the other 2M naira to bring you 20M in 5-10yrs
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@badmanways
President is not given, even if it’s your regions turn to be d president, you still have to vote. How many Igbo Governors campaigned for Peter Obi? How many Igbo Monarchs campaigned or even show support for the man? Are you Expecting d region to be installed on a platter of gold?
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Earn 200k Instanta when you refer a client that buy any of these my 3 bedrooms flat at Prime water apartments, Ikate. 24/7 electricity, water and security. Good roads and zero flood. Price is 45M and 42M
Pay 50% and take possession of property, then pay d rest over 2years. Pls RT
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@RejiYates
Like, I don't even get what he is trying to achieve with that post. It's a very simple request with no entitlement.
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@TheToniKelani
What’s you peoples problem exactly????
Lmaoooo
People cannot wear the clothe they want to your party, they cannot dance the way they want too?
Ya’ll better tuck in your Inferiority complex or just don’t invite people to your functions gaddemnit
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@ninatheeelite
@469azhne
Black people just romance the idea of God but does nothing in honour of God.
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@G_NOfficial
@OgbaloiJ
@YomYom_
Abeg Getttaat.. na Nigerians pray pass. Other people will pay 4 vocal training, dedicate hours to voice reworking on YouTube and decline themselves of cold fizzy drinks for months to prepare 4 auditions only 4 Gabriel from Ogolonto to expect himself to win AGT bcos God can do it
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@mmammachi
@zynnnie
Lmaoo the racism/tribalism in Nigeria pass white people own 😂🤣
Make we no Dey cap
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@RejiYates
My man trying so hard to sound Husky and masculine so bad. He sounds like his mouth was close to a fan and you can tell that’s not his real voice 😂😂
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People like Biodun Fatoyinbo thrives best in a society like Nigeria where justice belongs to the highest bidder. Imagine having all that Rolls Royce packed in your yard but owing your workers. Jeez
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@realkingofboyz
Boss if you market it, you get kudos, if you bring an interested client, you get kudos, if your client buys, you get a 1/3rd of whatever your client pay us as facilitators fee
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@Biodun_OG
So you guys don't have father figures in your household? Uncles? Cousins or brothers that are married and can give you real time advice? If you like go and take advice from 23years old boys disguising as relationship expert
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Haaaa, 9,145naira month end interest from
@PiggyBankNG
Lol, 1 kilo of chicken, 1kilo of gizzard, 1 kilo of ponmo. Salah don make sense. So this is what you people haff been enjoying on piggybank?
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@DrSamuelAkinye1
@JemimaOsunde
I was in love with this woman back in Unilorin that year. Biochemistry department. She was full bodied and gallant. She seemed to be a very straight forward person with dignity but las las Everybody get price tag
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I want whatever it is God was on when he created black women cos whaaaaaattttttt!!!!!
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Make i see how you go take pay Ned Okonkwo 38M cash for one of his Victoria Crest terrace at Chevron if to say you dey Naija. At this point, any body that doesnt want you to leave this country is an EoP. Congratulations Doc
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@InsideIlorin_NG
It’s crazy how everything has turned within such a shot time in Nigeria. 2bed for 800k in Ilorin is d final straw. Ilorin where 2bed was renting for 80-100k in 2016
If you like put the 2bed inside Govt house, nothing will make it worth 800k in Ilorin.
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Paid tweets. Social media influencers eating good. If country wan scatter make e scatter. E no concern Sega
I recall those miserable years when it pours in Delta State and your house literally drifts to the next street.
Today, with major storm drains in Warri, Asaba and other parts of the state, when it rains it drains! Thanks to HE
@IAOkowa
for his tenacious focus on development. 🇳🇬
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